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hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005



Trumpa Man, he stands like a moron

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

That DICK! posted:

hi all! I have a severe eye condition that’s treatable but prohibitively expensive so I ignored it and today my good eye imploded, legit rear end imploded dawg, and no one has the bawlz to tell me yet but I am pretty sure im blind in it forever. how’s text to speech work I’m a delicate blind baby now lmao

sorry to hear you got Dickeyed

legit sorry

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
CHHOOMP!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im really fuckin sad now

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ty for the kind words. I just want to do my job(writing things) and play my video games so I hope that works out

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


also if your eye hasn't actually, like, full blown imploded as in shriveled up like a burst grape, then you can probably save it but it'll cost you money and a fairly painful procedure to get your cornea replaced and stabilized

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

That DICK! posted:

hi all! I have a severe eye condition that’s treatable but prohibitively expensive so I ignored it and today my good eye imploded, legit rear end imploded dawg, and no one has the bawlz to tell me yet but I am pretty sure im blind in it forever. how’s text to speech work I’m a delicate blind baby now lmao

drat that sucks, sorry to hear it. at least you only really lost depth perception and not the ability to smell PISSSSSSSSSS

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


as a Deaf person who relies on his eyes for absolutely everything I do I would spend unlimited amounts of money to retain my vision but ymmv

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

That DICK! posted:

ty for the kind words. I just want to do my job(writing things) and play my video games so I hope that works out

i'm not a doctor, but there are budget cosmetic options available now

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

im really fuckin sad now

what did i miss? some more brown children getting raped by ice?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


uhh I just noticed the specific phrase "my good eye"

That DICK! I really suggest you go to a doctor asap and get this taken care of, you do not want to be blind

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

That DICK! posted:

hi all! I have a severe eye condition that’s treatable but prohibitively expensive so I ignored it and today my good eye imploded, legit rear end imploded dawg, and no one has the bawlz to tell me yet but I am pretty sure im blind in it forever. how’s text to speech work I’m a delicate blind baby now lmao

oh that, yikes, sorry my man :rip:

time to start a gofundme, unironically becaues this is america and gofundme is the biggest healthcare provider

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I’m gonna bail on this eye and just get a cyborg eye

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
try looking into local hospitals with charity care, perhaps aiming for teaching hospitals if nearby as they would probably have the specialists. opthos do a small amount of pro Bono work that you can likely at least get your foot into

don't become blind lest you become deprived of the piss tape visuals

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Do you get to wear an eye patch now? Cause that's pretty baller.

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


That DICK! posted:

hi all! I have a severe eye condition that’s treatable but prohibitively expensive so I ignored it and today my good eye imploded, legit rear end imploded dawg, and no one has the bawlz to tell me yet but I am pretty sure im blind in it forever. how’s text to speech work I’m a delicate blind baby now lmao

Sorry :(

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


bad
https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1068619009233485824

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

logikv9 posted:

don't become blind lest you become deprived of the piss tape visuals

this. imagine the piss tape coming out and not being able to watch it.

gently caress man thats just toirture

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

why does this guy get to have 2 working eyes

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


logikv9 posted:

try looking into local hospitals with charity care, perhaps aiming for teaching hospitals if nearby as they would probably have the specialists. opthos do a small amount of pro Bono work that you can likely at least get your foot into

don't become blind lest you become deprived of the piss tape visuals

yes, a teaching hospital is great if you're strapped for cash. all the students are monitored and taught.

seriously, explore your options on this, as soon as possible, keratoconus is a progressive disease

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


That DICK! posted:

I’m gonna bail on this eye and just get a cyborg eye

please do not die friend goon, I enjoy shitposting in threads with you

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


Sorry about your eye Dick

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

That DICK! posted:

hi all! I have a severe eye condition that’s treatable but prohibitively expensive so I ignored it and today my good eye imploded, legit rear end imploded dawg, and no one has the bawlz to tell me yet but I am pretty sure im blind in it forever. how’s text to speech work I’m a delicate blind baby now lmao

Sorry about your eye That DICK!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i had my entire 500k month-long hospital stay waived because i didn't have insurance. healthcare in the united states doesn't make any loving sense

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/big_cases/status/1068708762553393152

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Al! posted:

why does this guy get to have 2 working eyes

world is bad

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/LWIAY_bot/status/1068404978040090624

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



That DICK! posted:

ty for the kind words. I just want to do my job(writing things) and play my video games so I hope that works out

have you considered having a new eye 3d printed

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

That DICK! posted:

I’m gonna bail on this eye and just get a cyborg eye

Oh my god I'm so sorry.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

if my eye comes back can someone edit that comic about that gross goon getting his retarded son back but w me and my eye

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
my eyes itch from allergies and after looking up that keratoconus I am now absolutely horrified to rub them gently caress

DICK! go get a new eye for real just take on an incredible amount of debt for this purpose

medical debt is just like student loan debt except actually better because you can bankruptcy it away, so in a lot of ways you're making a financially sound investment getting your eye replaced even if you go into crazy debt to achieve this

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

That DICK! posted:

if my eye comes back can someone edit that comic about that gross goon getting his retarded son back but w me and my eye

It would be a good thing to get your eye back though

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1068705814876176390

Corsi's website has a "submit a meme" section.

http://corsination.com/index.php/citizen-journalism/memes/submit-a-meme

It also is a very poorly-laid-out pile of garbage.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Paramemetic posted:

my eyes itch from allergies and after looking up that keratoconus I am now absolutely horrified to rub them gently caress

DICK! go get a new eye for real just take on an incredible amount of debt for this purpose

medical debt is just like student loan debt except actually better because you can bankruptcy it away, so in a lot of ways you're making a financially sound investment getting your eye replaced even if you go into crazy debt to achieve this

Well this I did not know

:thunk:

Seriously That DICK! Please don't let it get any worse, start calling around as soon as you have business-hours-daylight to do so. You are probably in tons of pain and that sucks

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

What's all this Q bullshit. I mean he was clearly the best character but what's it got to do with tump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmMKRYH0jb4

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