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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pastry of the Year posted:



:911: AMERICA'S FAVORITE :911:

Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product contains 2% real meat and meat byproducts!

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
But what does potted meat taste like? I always assumed it was basically blended up vienna sausages, am I off the mark?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Croatoan posted:

But what does potted meat taste like? I always assumed it was basically blended up vienna sausages, am I off the mark?

that's about right

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

Randaconda posted:


y'all cowards don't even use real blood

I'm vegetarian now but in the beforetimes I absolutely would.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
America's favorite canned meat product is Underwood Deviled Ham.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I have never eaten Spam. Is it like bologna?

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Hirayuki posted:

It's very very subtle, trust me. I might ask for an extra shot of syrup next time.

I've had it, that was my review. Not for me, but you can have all you like.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

empty sea posted:

I have never eaten Spam. Is it like bologna?

It's delicious, especially the jalapeno variety :yum:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
It's a spiced blend of pork and ham that's better than balogna but worse than carnitas.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
have some spam



I've never eaten spam but I hear it can be good when fried.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Spam musubi is good.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Spam has to be the most criminally underrated meat product ever, as long as you don't have serious issues with salt

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

I don't know if this was posted before or not, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymY64z9j9AM

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I don't understand these cakes

Like even if prepared properly are you just supposed to eat them with a fork and knife? Just bologna and tons of mayo?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Aesop Poprock posted:

eat them with a fork and knife

Look at Mr. Fancypants Fauntleroy over here.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

uber_stoat posted:

have some spam



I've never eaten spam but I hear it can be good when fried.
Spam is gross raw (well, "raw") but fried it's deliciously crispy.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Grand Fromage posted:

Look at Mr. Fancypants Fauntleroy over here.

It's about time someone here recognized me

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Elysiume posted:

Spam is gross raw (well, "raw") but fried it's deliciously crispy.

Slice spam moderately thin and pan fry, then put them on a slice of buttered bread with a squirt of ketchup across the spam. Good drunk food, but if I eat it sober I feel like garbage.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Spam and egg sandwich, or spam and slaw.
Spam not thinly sliced and fried is very bad. It's incredibly salty, so served hot and with something that goes with salt is the only way to eat it (something else that you didn't season - like egg or slaw).
You should be getting 16+ slices out of a can and not eating more than 3 thin slices per serve.
Don't make the mistake of getting salt reduced spam E: The real heavily salt reduced one anyway. Here they sell 25% and both 50% salt reduced spam and the 50% is terrible even fried. Also turkey spam > pork spam and doesn't seem as salty even though it's not 'salt reduced' at all.
E2 Chorizo spam is the worst thing ever. Jalapeno is meh, hot and spicy isn't that great either.

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 10:55 on Dec 1, 2018

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pham Nuwen posted:

Slice spam moderately thin and pan fry, then put them on a slice of buttered bread with a squirt of ketchup across the spam. Good drunk food, but if I eat it sober I feel like garbage.

You feel that way because it's cannibalism for you to eat garbage

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Grand Fromage posted:

Look at Mr. Fancypants Fauntleroy over here.

This tickled me far more than it should have.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Iron Crowned posted:

You feel that way because it's cannibalism for you to eat garbage

:iceburn:

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Fo3 posted:

E2 Chorizo spam is the worst thing ever. Jalapeno is meh, hot and spicy isn't that great either.

Chorizo spam is literally the worst parts of chorizo and the worst parts of spam put together. Nobody who likes chorizo OR spam seems to like chorizo spam. Japaleno is just "spam that existed in the same room as something that wanted to eventually be hot one day", hot and spicy is "jalapeno but less good". And then there's Spam Spread, which is literally just potted meat but twice as salty and twice as expensive.

If you or a close relative has lived for any length of time in any of the Pacific islands (especially Guam or Hawaii), you've probably had enough of it whether you realize it or not that you can even tolerate it straight out of the can (like a trash animal). If you're just trying it for the first time, absolutely fry that poo poo up because it's basically the consistency and appearance of fiberglass and the taste of week-old hotdogs raw.



Have a sip.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Pastry of the Year posted:



:911: AMERICA'S FAVORITE :911:

I had this on crackers for lunch yesterday...



Mechanically separated sort of meat, and a fuckton of salt and MSG.

God it's awesome when you're jonesin' for sodium.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I had this on crackers for lunch yesterday...



Mechanically separated sort of meat, and a fuckton of salt and MSG.

God it's awesome when you're jonesin' for sodium.

+



:discourse:

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Holy Christ, mechanically separated meat product with a fuckin' devil on the label. Do the nutrition facts just have the cry-laughing emoji where the sodium content is listed?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

poop dood posted:

Holy Christ, mechanically separated meat product with a fuckin' devil on the label. Do the nutrition facts just have the cry-laughing emoji where the sodium content is listed?

900 mg per can, which claims to be two servings (it is one serving).

The Deviled Ham has 960 mg per can.

Honestly, you could do worse.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

AlbieQuirky posted:

900 mg per can, which claims to be two servings (it is one serving).

The Deviled Ham has 960 mg per can.

Honestly, you could do worse.

Yeah I mean that's only marginally more than a pack of instant ramen. Which is also supposed to be two servings per package.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fo3 posted:

Don't make the mistake of getting salt reduced spam E: The real heavily salt reduced one anyway. Here they sell 25% and both 50% salt reduced spam and the 50% is terrible even fried. Also turkey spam > pork spam and doesn't seem as salty even though it's not 'salt reduced' at all.
E2 Chorizo spam is the worst thing ever. Jalapeno is meh, hot and spicy isn't that great either.

Any opinions on Bacon SPAM?



It's salty pork flavoured salty pork???

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:

Any opinions on Bacon SPAM?



It's salty pork flavoured salty pork???

It basically tastes like bacon in Spam form.

I’ve said this before, but I eat Spam Lite for the reduced calories and more ham-like taste without so much saltiness.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Iron Crowned posted:

You feel that way because it's cannibalism for you to eat garbage

:randvince:

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

I had a cheese-filled fishball today. It was pretty vile.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I had this on crackers for lunch yesterday...



Mechanically separated sort of meat, and a fuckton of salt and MSG.

God it's awesome when you're jonesin' for sodium.

Why is it wrapped like an individual roll of toilet paper?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Aesop Poprock posted:

Why is it wrapped like an individual roll of toilet paper?

Makes it fancy.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:


I hope you saved room after that run-on sentence for cake



Son of Fatberg

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Aesop Poprock posted:

Why is it wrapped like an individual roll of toilet paper?
You can keep it in the pantry for 10 years and not worry about washing the rest pee off, just unwrap and you've got a nice clean can underneath.

Probably it's overall cheaper than adhered fitting labels or printing directly on the can for small cans. Annoying enough for normal cans, would be just horrible for a can of 2 tablespoons of chicken goo.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

At that point you just say gently caress it and hope death comes quick

I know this is a bunch of pages back, but this sums up this thread for me.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I had this on crackers for lunch yesterday...



Mechanically separated sort of meat, and a fuckton of salt and MSG.

God it's awesome when you're jonesin' for sodium.
I tried this for the first time relatively recently and was a bit disturbed by how much I liked it. A thin spread on very crispy toast, sprinkled with chipotle powder and black pepper.... mmm.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Scarodactyl posted:

I tried this for the first time relatively recently and was a bit disturbed by how much I liked it. A thin spread on very crispy toast, sprinkled with chipotle powder and black pepper.... mmm.

Can you imagine that with a little Vegemite spread in? I think my tongue just shrank three sizes too small at the thought.

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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Scarodactyl posted:

I tried this for the first time relatively recently and was a bit disturbed by how much I liked it. A thin spread on very crispy toast, sprinkled with chipotle powder and black pepper.... mmm.

I mostly use it as a replacement for tuna, mixed with bit of mayo and relish on sourdough...gently caress now I’m hungry

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