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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

We don't put strawberries on ham sandwiches. Not the least of which because you wouldn't serve needles to your customers.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


If they called it a charcuterie board, nobody would have complained.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



This is the weirdest thing.

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-46261699

quote:

Megumi was a baby when her parents separated and her father disappeared from her life. But years later her mother told her he wanted to reconnect. Megumi began to see Yamada regularly. She thinks he is her father, and that Yamada is his real name - but this is a lie.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



:whitewater: depressing af

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Thousands of Japanese women who reconnected with their fathers after an early-life divorce are now questioning everything. :smith:

Here, have something more upbeat!

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1068157913309564928

Wait, no, that ended in death. Bah.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Krankenstyle posted:

:whitewater: depressing af

The part where he says 'I tell her I love her but of course I don't mean it' is hosed, imagine if she ever finds out

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Phlegmish posted:

The part where he says 'I tell her I love her but of course I don't mean it' is hosed, imagine if she ever finds out

There is a zero percent chance of this not blowing up and ruining her life totally at some point.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



quote:

"In the best case scenario, I'd like to think that she might thank me for taking care of her - that is 80% of my imagination," he says.

"The other 20% thinks that she would be devastated. She might say, 'Why did you come clean? Why couldn't you just keep lying to me until the end?'
Or, very slight chance, maybe she might go "How the gently caress could you carry out this insane deception for over a decade? You're clearly a psychopath and I'm going to the police because there's no way this isn't some kind of crime."

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Here, have something more upbeat!

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1068157913309564928

Wait, no, that ended in death. Bah.

Team :eonwe: here. As far as I'm concerned, happy ending.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Tiggum posted:

Or, very slight chance, maybe she might go "How the gently caress could you carry out this insane deception for over a decade? You're clearly a psychopath and I'm going to the police because there's no way this isn't some kind of crime."

Oh please, this is the country where renting actors to play a family visiting you as your child and grandchildren was considered a perfectly normal thing almost twenty years ago. Grandparents-for-hire to play with the kids, probably much longer than that.

EDIT: It even says in the article that one benefit from this is that the person can now say that they have both parents, but they are divorced.Since of course the children of the single parents are considered weirdos in the society, because obviously it is the child's fault that the marriage collapsed.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Der Kyhe posted:

Oh please, this is the country where renting actors to play a family visiting you as your child and grandchildren was considered a perfectly normal thing almost twenty years ago. Grandparents-for-hire to play with the kids, probably much longer than that.

EDIT: It even says in the article that one benefit from this is that the person can now say that they have both parents, but they are divorced.Since of course the children of the single parents are considered weirdos in the society, because obviously it is the child's fault that the marriage collapsed.

It's the country that had perfectly legal child pornography up until the late 90s.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy


Here's a more in-depth article about the same thing, going through different aspects of the business and then getting into the situation mentioned in that story you linked:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/04/30/japans-rent-a-family-industry

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Reminded me of the people who don't believe that other people really do name their child Abcde, but the urban legend is true! And those parents are very upset that you mispronounce it or get confused. Lawsuit for you now!
(yes I know, dailymail... sorry)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6442395/Southwest-Airlines-agent-mocked-epileptic-girl-called-Abcde.html

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

cinni posted:

Reminded me of the people who don't believe that other people really do name their child Abcde, but the urban legend is true! And those parents are very upset that you mispronounce it or get confused. Lawsuit for you now!
(yes I know, dailymail... sorry)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6442395/Southwest-Airlines-agent-mocked-epileptic-girl-called-Abcde.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46393501

quote:

Ms Redford said the gate agent "started laughing, pointing at me and my daughter, talking to other employees", and her daughter had asked her why they were mocking her.
"She said: 'Mom, why is she laughing at my name?' And I said not everyone is nice and not everyone is going to be nice and it's unfortunate," Ms Redford said.

That's not the answer I would have given.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

John Lee posted:

Here's a more in-depth article about the same thing, going through different aspects of the business and then getting into the situation mentioned in that story you linked:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/04/30/japans-rent-a-family-industry

The actual article is a pro-read. Laid out like that it almost seems like a kindness but yeah, poor kid :smith:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/notjessewalker/status/1068322548914491394

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





I love this disclaimer at the end:


quote:

All names have been changed to prevent Megumi uncovering the deception before her mother is ready to tell her

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Dead baby found on side of the road on the Sunshine Coast

quote:

It’s understood the vehicle was transporting bodies from Rockhampton down to the morgue in Brisbane — a seven hour drive — when the baby fell off in the Sunshine Coast, around halfway through the trip.
...
The Sunshine Coast Daily is reporting the baby was accidentally left on the vehicle’s roof after a driver changeover.

:stare:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



at least it was already dead :sweatdrop:

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami


Tried to access the article and


Oh yeah well gently caress you too. First time I've seen one of these in the wild.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Sereri posted:

Tried to access the article and


Oh yeah well gently caress you too. First time I've seen one of these in the wild.

Really? I get those whenever I try to access an American news site that isn't one of the ten or so "big ones" basically.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mrkillboy posted:

Dead baby found on side of the road on the Sunshine Coast
It’s understood the vehicle was transporting bodies from Rockhampton down to the morgue in Brisbane — a seven hour drive — when the baby fell off in the Sunshine Coast, around halfway through the trip.
...
The Sunshine Coast Daily is reporting the baby was accidentally left on the vehicle’s roof after a driver changeover.

:stare:

Okay, I am genuinely confused here and the only way I can possibly think of this happening is that the back of the truck was completely full and so the passenger was sitting with a dead baby on their lap for a journey that was going to take so long that it required two drivers.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

jojoinnit posted:

Really? I get those whenever I try to access an American news site that isn't one of the ten or so "big ones" basically.
Same, https://www.random-us-city-daily.com really, really wants my data.

e: I didn't notice it actually was in the format uscitytoday.com, I thought I was being humorously generic

Splicer has a new favorite as of 10:00 on Nov 30, 2018

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

spog posted:

Okay, I am genuinely confused here and the only way I can possibly think of this happening is that the back of the truck was completely full and so the passenger was sitting with a dead baby on their lap for a journey that was going to take so long that it required two drivers.

I'm thinking the baby was in the front passenger seat for whatever reason and was probably moved by the new driver to make room for a bag or something.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mrkillboy posted:

I'm thinking the baby was in the front passenger seat for whatever reason and was probably moved by the new driver to make room for a bag or something.

Why? To enjoy the view? To stop it getting car sick?

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
This other article says the baby was placed there while it was actually transferred between two vehicles which does make a bit more sense.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I have done that to so many travel coffee cups that I'm honestly surprised there aren't more babies found in gas station parking lots with big dents in their heads.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


https://wtop.com/dc/2018/11/dc-clerk-stalls-marriage-over-foreign-new-mexico-id-card/

Usually DC residents have trouble with people believing they are US citizens because they think “Columbia” is a foreign country.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Good grief. There was another one last year who was denied entry or something because they had a New Mexico passport. In this or a similar thread, anyway.

Yall need to fix your poo poo.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The guy wears a cowboy hat, is it really unexpected how this turned out

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018

Krankenstyle posted:

Good grief. There was another one last year who was denied entry or something because they had a New Mexico passport. In this or a similar thread, anyway.

Yall need to fix your poo poo.

New Mexico should be renamed "Not Mexico".

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


One million Viagra pills stockpiled in UK over fears of hard Brexit

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!
New Mexico Magazine has been running those kinds of stories as a regular feature called “One of Our Fifty Is Missing” since at least the 1970s.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Edit: nm i just found it

DeadFatDuckFat has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Dec 1, 2018

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
New Mexico: I just found it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Platystemon posted:

New Mexico: I just found it.

clearly you are not American *calls CSI to deport u*

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I feel like someone missed a trick with that headline. I would have led with "HARD BREXIT" and then "One million Viagra pills stockpiled" myself.

Platystemon posted:

New Mexico: I just found it.

It was right between Arizona and Texas all along, wasn't it?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:



https://wtop.com/dc/2018/11/dc-clerk-stalls-marriage-over-foreign-new-mexico-id-card/

Usually DC residents have trouble with people believing they are US citizens because they think “Columbia” is a foreign country.

Dude is so overdressed as a right wing villain rear end in a top hat that he would have even been a badguy on Walker Texas Ranger

edit: wait that dude was the guy whose lisence they stalled???? hahahaha what does the woman who stalled it look like

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 06:25 on Dec 1, 2018

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Woman left with fear of owls after religious grooming by doctor wins 12k payout

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
It's pretty rude that it's called New Mexico when it is right next to old Mexico. It isn't even on a different continent.

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