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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:01 |
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Addamere posted:the most recent olympic games was held this year That's loving impossible
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:02 |
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Kurtofan posted:You americans are loving silly Yeah we really need a male equivalent of ding dong the witch is dead for occasions like this.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:03 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Jeb lost and then both his parents died both his parents died because Jeb lost.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:04 |
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Mackers posted:McCain died in August?! I googled this because I was sure you were wrong Holy poo poo, time really doesn’t exist
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:04 |
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Real hurthling! posted:evil cia jfk killer and pudding-brain-reagan sidekick was a less disastrous warcrimey president than the 4 most recent dipshits. what a country drat, nice reg date
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:05 |
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https://twitter.com/medialens/status/1068784119688105984 respect the office
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:07 |
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Do it Trump Do it you fat orange bitch release the Snyder Cut
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:07 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/medialens/status/1068784119688105984 how long until there are people quoting these results and wondering why we have gotten soft in the post-hw years
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:09 |
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god dammit. those forest fires are getting into my kitchen. better break out my California survival kit *makes smores on my burning kitchen*
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:10 |
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Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked?
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:10 |
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*affixes a sticker to my door for the firemen* Dogs [0] Cats [2] Twinks [8] in hastily scribbled text: the blonde one bites
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:11 |
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orange sky posted:Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked? no, everyone who tries it just dies to zergling rushes
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:12 |
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orange sky posted:Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked? The Siege of Melos.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:13 |
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orange sky posted:Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked?
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:14 |
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"The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must" has been a pretty successful message.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:15 |
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me, at a city council meeting: "i can assure you that all of my twinks are neutered, vaccinated, and well cared for. i thank the city council for its time." Angry Neighbor: "The entire neighborhood stinks of piss. One of his twinks offered my 7 year old a bump of coke while they were waiting for the school bus. Mr. cumshitter's home should be condemned, it's so soaked in twink piss."
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:16 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:16 |
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https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1068787299142508544?s=19
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:18 |
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make the tweet
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwxcQvB_vcQ
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:20 |
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:20 |
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https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1068796019754721280
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:20 |
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:21 |
Piss baby going to get banned from the Bush Sr. funeral
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:21 |
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gently caress u george bush piece of poo poo im glad ur dead and ur sad howdy doody looking rear end can start rotting
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:22 |
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one time i mistakenly emailed a picture of kim's oiled up butt to spirit airlines and they sent me a $30 discount coupon in response. im not convinced that this was autoamted
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:23 |
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I did a thing posted:Piss baby going to get banned from the Bush Sr. funeral michelle obama is gonna eulogize
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:24 |
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Man, to have your whole political career defined by a spelling mistake...
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:26 |
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every time i remember that bush sr is dead i think of that simpsons episode where bart pushes his memoir onto an upturned boat motor and shreds it and bush sr shouts "no! my memoirs!" and now i realize that even if he published a memoir only dipshits nobody talks to would read it. bart didn't have to do anything to make people ignorant of George bush seniors life
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:26 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Man, to have your whole political career defined by a spelling mistake... You say potatoe, I say..
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:27 |
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baw posted:lol the president likes to drop things because he's too fat and stupid
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:27 |
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im the tiny blur on her crack
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:27 |
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cumshitter posted:every time i remember that bush sr is dead i think of that simpsons episode where bart pushes his memoir onto an upturned boat motor and shreds it and bush sr shouts "no! my memoirs!" The Carvey impression of him is more memorable than he is
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:30 |
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VectorSigma posted:im the tiny blur on her crack ofc u are
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:30 |
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fun story about George bush sr so i know a lot of actors and actresses. one of my actress aunt's friends was in a production of Porgie & Bess. im not familiar with the play but the female lead has to wear a fat suit about two months before my aunt's friend met the president the Secret SErvice shows up to her dressing room. they tell her, very formally, that at some indeterminate point in the future the former president and first lady will be attending her show. and, as per protocol, they must scout out a safe place for the first lady to poo poo during intermission and they have determined that the leading actress's bathroom is it so weeks go by. shes doing a show. intermission. Barbara bush shows up, and a secret service agent escorts her to the shitter and then leaves my aunt's friend is struggling to think of what she could say so she taps on the door and says, "Isn't that a great carpet?" and they talk about that for a minute. she said Barbara bush was pleasant to talk to while she was squeezing one out after the play the cast gets together with the former first lady and president and they line up for a photo shoot. George is standing next to my aunt's friend. i guess he would have been a spry, early 80's/late 70's guy at this point. so he starts working his hand down her fat suit and squeezing her rear end he whispers, "You ever been with a President?" photographers are taking pictures so she grits her teeth and hisses "You're old enough to be my dad!" out of the side of her mouth. he stopped fingering her rear end crack after that not gonna lie i hope im still confident and hard enough to try and keep loving when im as old as bush sr. was
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:34 |
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"By now the photographer was readying the shot. My husband stood on one side of the wheelchair, and I stood on the other. President Bush put his arm around me, low on my back. His comic timing was impeccable. "David Cop-a-feel," he said, and squeezed my butt, hard, just as the photographer snapped the photo. Instinctively, I swiped his hand away."
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:37 |
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:37 |
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wtf do young ppl even listen to like marshmallow or anderson paak or w/e
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:37 |
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