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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Trunp

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Addamere posted:

the most recent olympic games was held this year

That's loving impossible

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

You americans are loving silly

Yeah we really need a male equivalent of ding dong the witch is dead for occasions like this.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Jeb lost and then both his parents died :sad:

both his parents died because Jeb lost.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Mackers posted:

McCain died in August?!

I'm losing it

I googled this because I was sure you were wrong

Holy poo poo, time really doesn’t exist

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

evil cia jfk killer and pudding-brain-reagan sidekick was a less disastrous warcrimey president than the 4 most recent dipshits. what a country

drat, nice reg date

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/medialens/status/1068784119688105984
:qq:respect the office:qq:

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
Do it Trump

Do it you fat orange bitch

release the Snyder Cut

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

how long until there are people quoting these results and wondering why we have gotten soft in the post-hw years

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
god dammit. those forest fires are getting into my kitchen. better break out my California survival kit

*makes smores on my burning kitchen*

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*affixes a sticker to my door for the firemen*

Dogs [0] Cats [2] Twinks [8]


in hastily scribbled text: the blonde one bites

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

orange sky posted:

Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked?

no, everyone who tries it just dies to zergling rushes

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

orange sky posted:

Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked?

The Siege of Melos.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

orange sky posted:

Has there ever been a case of trying to rush democracy and capitalism where it worked?

:china:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

"The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must" has been a pretty successful message.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, at a city council meeting: "i can assure you that all of my twinks are neutered, vaccinated, and well cared for. i thank the city council for its time."

Angry Neighbor: "The entire neighborhood stinks of piss. One of his twinks offered my 7 year old a bump of coke while they were waiting for the school bus. Mr. cumshitter's home should be condemned, it's so soaked in twink piss."

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

lol

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1068787299142508544?s=19

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
make
the
tweet

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwxcQvB_vcQ

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1068796019754721280

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Piss baby going to get banned from the Bush Sr. funeral

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
gently caress u george bush piece of poo poo im glad ur dead and ur sad howdy doody looking rear end can start rotting

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

one time i mistakenly emailed a picture of kim's oiled up butt to spirit airlines and they sent me a $30 discount coupon in response. im not convinced that this was autoamted

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

I did a thing posted:

Piss baby going to get banned from the Bush Sr. funeral

michelle obama is gonna eulogize

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Man, to have your whole political career defined by a spelling mistake...

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
every time i remember that bush sr is dead i think of that simpsons episode where bart pushes his memoir onto an upturned boat motor and shreds it and bush sr shouts "no! my memoirs!"

and now i realize that even if he published a memoir only dipshits nobody talks to would read it. bart didn't have to do anything to make people ignorant of George bush seniors life

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Samurai Sanders posted:

Man, to have your whole political career defined by a spelling mistake...

You say potatoe, I say..

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

the president likes to drop things because he's too fat and stupid

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




im the tiny blur on her crack

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

every time i remember that bush sr is dead i think of that simpsons episode where bart pushes his memoir onto an upturned boat motor and shreds it and bush sr shouts "no! my memoirs!"

and now i realize that even if he published a memoir only dipshits nobody talks to would read it. bart didn't have to do anything to make people ignorant of George bush seniors life

The Carvey impression of him is more memorable than he is

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

VectorSigma posted:

im the tiny blur on her crack

:goonsay:

ofc u are

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
fun story about George bush sr

so i know a lot of actors and actresses. one of my actress aunt's friends was in a production of Porgie & Bess. im not familiar with the play but the female lead has to wear a fat suit

about two months before my aunt's friend met the president the Secret SErvice shows up to her dressing room. they tell her, very formally, that at some indeterminate point in the future the former president and first lady will be attending her show. and, as per protocol, they must scout out a safe place for the first lady to poo poo during intermission and they have determined that the leading actress's bathroom is it

so weeks go by. shes doing a show. intermission. Barbara bush shows up, and a secret service agent escorts her to the shitter and then leaves

my aunt's friend is struggling to think of what she could say so she taps on the door and says, "Isn't that a great carpet?" and they talk about that for a minute. she said Barbara bush was pleasant to talk to while she was squeezing one out

after the play the cast gets together with the former first lady and president and they line up for a photo shoot. George is standing next to my aunt's friend. i guess he would have been a spry, early 80's/late 70's guy at this point. so he starts working his hand down her fat suit and squeezing her rear end

he whispers, "You ever been with a President?"

photographers are taking pictures so she grits her teeth and hisses "You're old enough to be my dad!" out of the side of her mouth. he stopped fingering her rear end crack after that

not gonna lie i hope im still confident and hard enough to try and keep loving when im as old as bush sr. was

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

"By now the photographer was readying the shot. My husband stood on one side of the wheelchair, and I stood on the other. President Bush put his arm around me, low on my back. His comic timing was impeccable. "David Cop-a-feel," he said, and squeezed my butt, hard, just as the photographer snapped the photo. Instinctively, I swiped his hand away."





Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
wtf do young ppl even listen to like marshmallow or anderson paak or w/e

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

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