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Katt
Nov 14, 2017


This way Igor. We have work to do!

"coming master"

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Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I dunno, this might be literally the best a tailor can do with his body shape.

QG did a makeover for him, and he doesn't look awful - all things considered. He reminds me of Freddy Rumson.

https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover


He even tries to not stand so tall next to the boss.

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jesus christ.

https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/1068901735559651331

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Okay, have to ask. What's that thing in the upper left corner?

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Mr Interweb posted:

Okay, have to ask. What's that thing in the upper left corner?
Don't blink

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

They'd need to have a morally superior position to do that

also his base is fine eating rats and living in a box as long as non whites dont have a box and eat bougs.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mr Interweb posted:

Okay, have to ask. What's that thing in the upper left corner?

Lowtax has discovered CSS and is experimenting.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Mr Interweb posted:

Okay, have to ask. What's that thing in the upper left corner?

dumb poo poo obviously, it is even labeled.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Agent Burt Macklin posted:

It is impossible to accept that these suits are tailored for him and he actually requests this look.

The weird thing is that even during the campaign, he had well tailored suits

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Agent Burt Macklin posted:

He reminds me of Freddy Rumson.


Down to the pissing himself, probably

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Mr Interweb posted:

Okay, have to ask. What's that thing in the upper left corner?

it's a helpful tool for making screenshots

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1068980597215899648

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

PhazonLink posted:

also his base is fine eating rats and living in a box as long as non whites dont have a box and eat bougs.

tbf eating the rich isn't a bad thing :thermidor:

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

Condiv posted:

it's a helpful tool for making screenshots



As the saying goes: "words speak louder than actions"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Inconvenience staff to own the libs

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

It's worth noting here that Trump is 6'3" and Putin is 5'7".

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Discendo Vox posted:

It's worth noting here that Trump is 6'3" and Putin is 5'7".

“6’3”

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

That body language



Aw, he's confused about where he is.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Inconvenience staff to own the libs



As someone who worked at both Borders and Barnes and Noble for some time you wouldn’t believe the amount of people who devoted time of their day to loving with books. Moving Bibles to the fantasy section? Yeah that happened. Along with opening porno mags and hiding them in the kids section. Putting Cristian apocalyptic cult brochures inside the dust jacket of children’s books? You betcha, all of them time. Outright defacing adolescent sex-ed books? Sure.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Why would you waste time moving the bibles to the fantasy section when you can just grab the Christian fiction sign and move it over to the Bibles

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Everyone should now do this all the time.

https://twitter.com/MuhammadLila/status/1068547537945079808

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1068751556244398080

:thunk:

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Discendo Vox posted:

It's worth noting here that Trump is 6'3" and Putin is 5'7".

I bet that fat gently caress is 5’10” barefoot.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


I've seen that look before...


In other news, Kid Rock has been ousted as Grand Marshall of Nashville's Christmas Parade for calling Joy Behar a bitch on 'Fox and Friends'.

But, I don't want to talk about that, I want to talk about who they replaced him with: James Shaw, the local man who tackled a shooter at Waffle House earlier this year. Why wasn't Shaw the Grand Marshall to begin with? gently caress, Kid Rock is from loving Michigan, why was he even chosen for that gig?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



I thought there was some kind of angle to this. A bait and switch. Nope, it's a white guy complaining about millenials.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Being passive aggressive assholes is basically the Canadian identity at this point so this doesnt surprise me.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Furnaceface posted:

Being passive aggressive assholes is basically the Canadian identity at this point so this doesnt surprise me.

better or worse than "very polite until you get to know them"

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


https://twitter.com/Ekabecka/status/1068576701419008000

lmao

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



"Tell them your name."

"My name is Reek."

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

NASA, army engineers, scientists and duct tape. :smuggo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry55--J4_VQ

And they didn't escape orbit, they re-achieved it, dipshit. yes I know that's from Apollo 13

KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Dec 1, 2018

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

you know i'm going to go against the grain and say i don't think any political figure would face any real backlash for dissing HW now. he wasn't a particularly popular or fondly remembered president and i don't think most people are nearly as invested in "don't speak ill of dead public figures" as the press and elites are, for obvious reasons. there'd be some squawking in the press and a couple of Strong Statements from other congressional members but their actual approval among the public wouldn't be affected (imo).

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

LeeMajors posted:

“6’3”

A normal man is likely to add an inch or two to his height, never mind a Narcissist.

Now add in the shrinking that comes to somebody in their 70's, he probably cracks 6' at best.

Putin's probably shorter than his claimed 5' 7" as well.

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
I don’t think he’s going to resign but this weekend Trump has that resigned look. Like someone who gave two weeks notice and is just going through the motions.

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Skex posted:

Watching Hayes's section on Trump and his Sharpy. That he has stopped the tradition of using multiple pens to sign bills and it just struck me that it's his problem with object permanence, or maybe it's that I just had insight into the concept, he has no sense of history, of the idea that there is anything outside of himself.

How insane is it that he is obsessed with money when he has no concept of value.

This is from yesterday and thus a thousand years ago but this is now the second time I've seen someone just drop "Trump has no object permanence" like it's some well-accepted fact that was established long ago and I have no idea where it came from.

Unless you all are joking about how Trump has the development of an 8-month-old, you guys are mixing up object permanence with some other subject. If Trump really had no object permanence I doubt he would be able to even talk (again, insert jokes here).

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Delthalaz posted:

I don’t think he’s going to resign but this weekend Trump has that resigned look. Like someone who gave two weeks notice and is just going through the motions.

That's how he always looks when he's doing President things instead of golfing or being at a rally. Remember, Trump is a lazy rich gently caress, he didn't want to actually BE the President, he wanted to use his campaign to start a Fox News competitor and ride the right-wing grift train to fame, fortune, and an adoring fan base. Now he has to actually do poo poo and have his various rich man crimes investigated lol.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

lizardman posted:

This is from yesterday and thus a thousand years ago but this is now the second time I've seen someone just drop "Trump has no object permanence" like it's some well-accepted fact that was established long ago and I have no idea where it came from.

Unless you all are joking about how Trump has the development of an 8-month-old, you guys are mixing up object permanence with some other subject. If Trump really had no object permanence I doubt he would be able to even talk (again, insert jokes here).

It’s a not literal joke about how Donald Trump is clearly dumb as poo poo/ going senile.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It’s a not literal joke about how Donald Trump is clearly dumb as poo poo/ going senile.

to this point, trump doesn't believe in global warming because china has very bad air and the atmosphere is absolutely huge

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Deptfordx posted:

A normal man is likely to add an inch or two to his height, never mind a Narcissist.

Now add in the shrinking that comes to somebody in their 70's, he probably cracks 6' at best.

Putin's probably shorter than his claimed 5' 7" as well.

Putin definitely wears 3" and above lifts. I recall seeing a photo of him and his shoes and his heels are coming out of his loafers that the angle is so jacked up on them.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Delthalaz posted:

I don’t think he’s going to resign but this weekend Trump has that resigned look. Like someone who gave two weeks notice and is just going through the motions.



Yup

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