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McGiggins posted:You have too many cats. 
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Aug 9, 2018 05:08
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that's just like your opinion man
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Aug 9, 2018 12:55
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McGiggins posted:You have too many cats. I don't believe there's such a thing, as long as OP can feed and shelter them all.
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Aug 9, 2018 13:05
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McGiggins posted:You have too many cats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuw1W_AN1zk
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Aug 9, 2018 17:27
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I tend to send that video to people saying “that’s pretty much me”
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Aug 9, 2018 21:42
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McGiggins posted:You have too many cats. That's unpossible ANOTHER QUALITY LORDXOI POST/THREAD
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Aug 10, 2018 17:39
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Thin Privilege posted:All of you. Why don’t you COVER YOUR POO. Jesus some of your shits smells so bad my neighbors probably think I’m dirty and gross but it’s not my fault your intestines are retarded and you are also retarded. I clean your dumb boxes TWICE a day so you have no excuse besides  My Noot (who is almost 10 months old) has this problem, I don't think she was properly shown how, and being a rescue cat I can only imagine what awfulness she's escaped (the permanent kink in the tail gives me an idea). She tries to poo in the corner and oh god I know exactly how much kitten bikkies she can have daily or that poo poo is going to be a puddle and if she misses that puddle is dripping down the wall. I can't wait until I can get her properly on raw food so that issue is past. She knows to dig but it's in the opposite direction of the poo, it's strange and very smelly!
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Aug 11, 2018 03:54
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Cosmo you fat gently caress why do you have to trick my stupid family every day! He was a svelte, healthy 12 lbs when I moved down here a year ago but family has never lived with cats before and they feed him every time he cries and now he’s a portly 16.5 and the vet told me if he gets any chubbier she’ll have to special order his medicine from a website for fatty bobatty pussy-catties  Stop crying at my mom and my brother whenever they walk by, now I have to mete out each and every crunchie, you pumpkin sized nincompoop!! Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Aug 11, 2018 |
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Aug 11, 2018 04:12
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Sukha, you stupid rear end in a top hat, I was planning on using that pencil for sudoku. Can't do that when you chewed the poo poo out of it, now can I?
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Aug 14, 2018 19:52
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Bams, I just want to clip your claws down. I am not trying to murder you. I've been doing this for a decade now. This is not new.
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Aug 16, 2018 18:42
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Cherry, I don't know what the construction pylons had done to you in the past, but it is pretty bad that I have to roll up the windows to prevent you from biting them. I can promise you'll deeply regret it if you manage to get close enough to hit one at 20mph. Video of the maniac: https://i.imgur.com/Asg33kf.mp4 Phuzun fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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Aug 16, 2018 18:50
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Werong Bustope posted:MacReady goddamn stop whining. If you'd let me look at the abscess you obviously have I could clean it up for you without a vet trip, they've even given me some antibiotics for you and everything. But nooooo you gotta cry and run away and try to bite me, and you know what that means. Well he didn't need sedating and he didn't piss on anything but he did fight the vet so hard he ripped through a towel and got his teeth stuck in the tech's anti-cat gloves. At one point the vet tech turned to me and said, with a tremor in her voice, "he's got such a sweet little face, but wow he's strong" while MacReady growled and hissed and tried to kill her. I'm kinda proud of him to be honest.
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Aug 16, 2018 19:24
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Look Gibson, I get that you gotta clean yourself after pissing or taking a dump. It's cool... but when everyone else in the house is asleep do you gotta jump on my desk and shove the monitor and keyboard out of the way so you can make me watch you do it?
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Sep 8, 2018 06:03
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Cat self places for petting, I see no issue.
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Sep 8, 2018 14:28
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Ok, first of all MacReady, where did you even find that cockroach? Did you raid the bins while you were out? Why did you think a cockroach was exciting enough to bring home with you? Secondly, please take this as a lesson that I DO NOT want a live cockroach now or ever, and no amount of repeatedly dropping it at my feet and screaming at me will change that. Thirdly it was nice of you to dispose of it once you realised that I inexplicably wasn't happy with your kind gift, but I would have killed it myself. Crunching it down like an Oreo was certainly a valid option but maybe not one I'd have chosen. Lastly, I love you very much but no, I don't want face kisses immediately after you've eaten a cockroach, you disgusting little man. small ghost fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Sep 14, 2018 |
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Sep 14, 2018 13:23
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I haven’t eaten cereal in about 2 years and suddenly had a craving for it. This is not helping. 
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Sep 15, 2018 14:30
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Thin Privilege posted:I haven’t eaten cereal in about 2 years and suddenly had a craving for it. Your cat has been looking at dank memes on your phone and now he wants to see what the fuss with lööps is about.
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Sep 16, 2018 09:57
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Lemon why do you gotta eat the donuts?  
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Oct 4, 2018 06:22
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haljordan posted:Lemon why do you gotta eat the donuts? Because donuts. Duh. Bear, you literal pisser, if you keep trying to expand your territory after all the effort we put into to fix the carpets, you're going to be exiled to the bedroom like Napoleon.
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Oct 4, 2018 06:43
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M. I love you. Stop sleeping on the goddamn stairs where I cant see you until the last second and in trying to avoid stepping on your dumb rear end I fall and gently caress up my back. I appreciate the apology snuggles but damnit my back doesnt need this poo poo.
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Oct 4, 2018 09:22
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APOLLO PORCUPINES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS WHEN I REALIZE WHO YOU'RE SNIFFING AND MOVE TO DRAG YOU AWAY, DO NOT FIGHT ME DO NOT TRY TO DRAG ME BACK TO THE PORCUPINES PLEASE TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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Oct 4, 2018 15:05
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Donna, I'm not sure why you thought lying on my phone would wake me up faster but I was almost late for work today thanks to you. 
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Oct 4, 2018 20:45
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Porthos, I already have a hole in my thumbnail because you chomped on my thumb as hard as you goddamn could on it a month ago and the nail is still growing it out. Stop trying to bite me again.
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Oct 4, 2018 22:34
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ThingOne posted:Donna, I'm not sure why you thought lying on my phone would wake me up faster but I was almost late for work today thanks to you. Her plan worked.
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Oct 5, 2018 00:38
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Super Grocery Kart posted:Her plan worked. "The human can't spend all day away from you if they don't have a job." :catthink:
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Oct 5, 2018 05:58
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Cat, you have multiple options for entertainment. Waking me up at 2:30 then banging the cabinet doors for 3 hours is not cool! Go outside if you are bored. We have 10 acres that you haven’t explored yet, get out of the drat cabinets!
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Oct 5, 2018 12:42
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*sorry wrong thread*
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Oct 14, 2018 07:56
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Hey Sukie, I know you love me, as evidenced by the 4am head butting and loud purring. The giant-rear end dead rat you left in the hallway for me to step on at 5am seems... excessive. It didn’t even have a mark on it, I notice. You actually dragged the corpse of a rat that died of natural causes into our house as a present, huh? I’m glad I didn’t end up wearing it as a nightcap.
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Oct 16, 2018 00:57
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Tater, you have to find a better way to signal that you're ready for play time than clawing up our ottoman. Also at 6:30 AM you need to let me drink my coffee before we do a little pre-work chase time. Yelling at me and attacking the furniture will not endear you to me. It's too early for that poo poo.
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Oct 18, 2018 17:32
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get a kitten, they said. it'll help your cat chill out, they said. he'll attack your feet less if he's got someone to play with when you're out, they said. They've just spent the last 20 minutes wrestling with each other with my foot in between them. Help me.
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Oct 20, 2018 21:56
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Please stop headbutting me every time I do a push up Mittens, it's distracting.
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Oct 23, 2018 23:56
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zakharov posted:Tater, you have to find a better way to signal that you're ready for play time than clawing up our ottoman. Also at 6:30 AM you need to let me drink my coffee before we do a little pre-work chase time. Yelling at me and attacking the furniture will not endear you to me. It's too early for that poo poo. Looks like he's downloading something. Check your computer for cat belly pics Werong Bustope posted:get a kitten, they said. it'll help your cat chill out, they said. he'll attack your feet less if he's got someone to play with when you're out, they said.
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Oct 24, 2018 06:39
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ThingOne posted:Please stop headbutting me every time I do a push up Mittens, it's distracting. Please, please film that
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Oct 24, 2018 12:58
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TIGER: Meow GB: "No, your not allowed outside anymore" TIGER: MEOW? GB: "You keep getting into fights with other cats in the neighborhood" TIGER: Hsssss GB: "Because you like fighting outside your weight class & keep getting your rear end handed to you dummy"
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Dec 1, 2018 23:24
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Oh hi thread, I missed you. Mikasa, for months and months my best friend and housemate had been telling me that 2 cats was enough cats. Then we ended up at the shelter. Your kennel should have had a little bit of paper on it that said 'has a meow that sounds like a vacuum cleaner being fed into a woodchipper, at ~75db. enjoys late nights in sinks and bathtubs staring at the faucet and shrieking until the water is turned on' I love this little monster: https://imgur.com/a/eM77h5k
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Dec 12, 2018 05:23
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Markoff Chaney posted:Oh hi thread, I missed you. FYI: once you get past 3 cats it's reeeealy easy to take in/take care of more. Basically 7 cats is the same as 3 cats, just more fur. Enjoy!
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Dec 15, 2018 23:32
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Yeah that's basically how it happened to my family as a kid 
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Dec 16, 2018 00:07
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i have found dogs create hard limits unlike cats.
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Dec 16, 2018 00:09
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Two cats is the crazy cat-person starter kit. We have two by number, but three and a quarter by biomass. Tommy, you are a fat gently caress. Get off the bed once in awhile.
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Android, I have a lot of love for you. Ever since we met in the park and your mom said hi to me and we fell in love and moved in together, my life has been so much better. But dude, I swear to god you are the biggest little cockblock on fuckin planet Earth! It’s like you can hear a boner from two rooms away! The second his mommy, my GF, starts to get even a little “into it” this little shithead comes barging into the room, jumps onto the bed, and wiggles his little buns right between us! Smooching, serious snuggling, anything even remotely rated ‘R’ just get Android all kinds of riled up and he just won’t let us head down to bonetown until we’ve wrapped him in a blankie in another room with a Milkbone. Stupid cockblock piece of poo poo little dipshit rear end in a top hat, fuckin’ snuggly cutie-pie piece of trash rat dog just lemme get laid! Just be like my dog or my cat! They just chill out and sometimes watch a little before getting bored. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Dec 16, 2018 |
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