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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:if you're jerking off to this I'll be ever so cross That really looks like my hair when it was long and I wore it in a ponytail!
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:if you're jerking off to this I'll be ever so cross lol definitely not 
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Queen Combat posted:Good goon. Best shirt tho I want that shirt. Good news, you can own it! https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3153709-kiki-flight Rich Uncle Chet has a new favorite as of 18:31 on Nov 30, 2018 |
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Nov 30, 2018 17:58
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Nov 30, 2018 18:27
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I don't see why not Thank you friendly bird!
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Nov 30, 2018 18:31
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Trying to enjoy the last of the tropical weather before I return tomorrow to the frozen north. 
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Nov 30, 2018 19:21
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 Not me but my grandma in Hollywood playing the accordian next to a nearly naked hula dancer. I still have that accordian 
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Nov 30, 2018 21:05
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My grandma looked a whole lot like the Black Dahlia when she was younger.
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Nov 30, 2018 21:59
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I found out that the morning is easily the best time for selfie lighting.  I feel cute and it definitely helps me make more money as a server because I am in a way better, flirtier mood (senior ladies dig me)
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Nov 30, 2018 22:33
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Desmodus rotundus posted:I feel cute and it definitely helps me make more money as a server because I am in a way better, flirtier mood (senior ladies dig me) Truly, with age comes wisdom and an appreciation for the finer things.
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Nov 30, 2018 22:46
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Good news, you can own it! https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3153709-kiki-flight Aw jeeze here goes $25 I didn't have, because that shirt is more valuable. (KDS is my go-to "I'm sick" movie, I've seen it dozens of times).
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Desmodus rotundus posted:I found out that the morning is easily the best time for selfie lighting. It’s not a feeling.
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Nov 30, 2018 23:21
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Desmodus rotundus posted:I found out that the morning is easily the best time for selfie lighting. Brow and make-up game on point, my God  No makeup, gross bus lighting, long work week. TGIF
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Fhqwhgads posted:Trying to enjoy the last of the tropical weather before I return tomorrow to the frozen north. Gordie Howe? Is that you? 
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Schmeichy posted:Brow and make-up game on point, my God 1. Yes. 2. None needed!
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Dec 1, 2018 06:56
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Happy Saturday!
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One last vacation Flex Friday selfie before I got off the ship. I thought eating and drinking literally everything would destroy my revenge bod, but I somehow kept my abs...kinda.
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Fhqwhgads posted:One last vacation Flex Friday selfie before I got off the ship. I thought eating and drinking literally everything would destroy my revenge bod, but I somehow kept my abs...kinda. I am very interested in your workout routine. If I had a bod like that I could have guys lining up at my door for dates. Or not  
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Depends what the guys go for though. I'm not hairy enough for bears, but lolno to waxing. So I mean go for who you're trying to attract. As for the routine, just lots of volume, consistency, and
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Fhqwhgads posted:Depends what the guys go for though. I'm not hairy enough for bears, but lolno to waxing. So I mean go for who you're trying to attract. As for the routine, just lots of volume, consistency, and Your general build, body hair is very similar to mine. So your look would be theoretically reasonable to shoot for. As for what I'm attracting, I don't know that I have a type. Healthy is attractive even if it comes with a few extra or few fewer pounds.
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Fhqwhgads posted:Depends what the guys go for though. I'm not hairy enough for bears, but lolno to waxing. So I mean go for who you're trying to attract. As for the routine, just lots of volume, consistency, and Everybody to the limit!
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Goober Peas posted:Happy Saturday! jeff gerstmann but bleached 
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I met some friends at the National Portrait Gallery and SURPRISE the cast of the Washington Ballet was doing an appearance. I got to meet the Sugarplum Fairy! The Nutcracker is one of my favorite ballets so I was starstruck
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Fhqwhgads posted:One last vacation Flex Friday selfie before I got off the ship. I thought eating and drinking literally everything would destroy my revenge bod, but I somehow kept my abs...kinda. It's like the good lord got drunk and created the Übermensch, then woke up hungover in the morning and went "okay, let's cover it up with some hair to not show off too hard"
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COOL CORN posted:I met some friends at the National Portrait Gallery and SURPRISE the cast of the Washington Ballet was doing an appearance. I got to meet the Sugarplum Fairy! The Nutcracker is one of my favorite ballets so I was starstruck Dude. That’s awesome!
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COOL CORN posted:I met some friends at the National Portrait Gallery and SURPRISE the cast of the Washington Ballet was doing an appearance. I got to meet the Sugarplum Fairy! The Nutcracker is one of my favorite ballets so I was starstruck Badass
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Fhqwhgads posted:One last vacation Flex Friday selfie before I got off the ship. I thought eating and drinking literally everything would destroy my revenge bod, but I somehow kept my abs...kinda. You have a very friendly face for that hulk smash torso, I appreciate the juxtaposition.
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This is a pretty wholesome page. Time to change that. (The neighbor who was with me Monday night when we saved the other neighbor from pulling a Jimi Hendrix insists that she's my best friend now, and has donated a ton of makeup and has forcefully given me a lesson in applying stuff. This isn't a "look" or anything, it's a mishmash of different techniques that I'm having trouble with, so please ignore how clownish it may look. I had no idea how many layers were involved with color correction.) Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 01:06 on Dec 2, 2018 |
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Queen Combat posted:This is a pretty wholesome page. Time to change that. Holy gently caress!! That's amazing. You're amazing! Nicely done!
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That's rad, you're rad, it's rad. Rad!
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Saturday night. Doing my normal thing. Nothing.
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There’s something interesting on the ceiling. I finally found my winter onesy. My wife thinks it’s the dumbest piece of clothing I wear. Boo.
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is that a union suit? so named for the ability to unite your rear end with an outhouse plank with a minimum of exposure to cold
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RandomZero posted:Saturday night. Doing my normal thing. Nothing. My boyfriend, peering over my shoulder, informs me you look like Martin Freeman. So I guess that's official now 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:My boyfriend, peering over my shoulder, informs me you look like Martin Freeman. So I guess that's official now I'm like 93% English according to my DNA analysis, sooooo, maybe?
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aw man, im 100% british and i dont look like martin freeman 
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syscall girl posted:is that a union suit? Yup. I wanted to be twins with cool corn.
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Queen Combat posted:This is a pretty wholesome page. Time to change that. That doesn't look even remotely clownish. That's really good.
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In a rare clothed selfie, just playing with the portraiture mode on my phone, which I completely forgot existed. 
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