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Tricky D posted:They just have a hologram do it. It materializes immediately after you finish and looks you straight in the eye while he squeegees into the drain.
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Ghostlight posted:they gave it sentience just so it could project the right amount of silent resentment Quark charges extra for that
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Tricky D posted:Quark charges extra for that how much does he charge to make the jizz mopper use Hot Quark's model
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I forgot Worf doesn't get promoted to Lieutenant Commander until Generations. How is there water in the holodeck? Is it simulated with force fields? How do you get wet from those?
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Danaru posted:how much does he charge to make the jizz mopper use Hot Quark's model If you have to ask you can't afford it
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Seriously though the holodeck technology would never become popular until it has a self-cleaning feature like modern ovens. A mop isn't going to prevent you from contracting Mourn's space AIDS.
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Morn is a goddamned perfect gentleman and he always uses protection Yeah, he never shuts up and gets down to business!
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Rule of acquisition number 102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
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Just beam the jizz into space.
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Seriously, the transporters just don’t get used enough. Some shape shifting sasquatch is beating up worf and tells him she’s much more powerful than he is? “Worf to O’Brien, beam this bitch into space.” Some old but young lady who is the last of her clan on a quest for vengeance is about to murder a dude with a microbe? What does Riker do? Oh yeah, beams down to kill her instead of beaming her straight to the brig. Way to be a murderer, Riker.
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PenisMonkey posted:Seriously, the transporters just don’t get used enough. Some shape shifting sasquatch is beating up worf and tells him she’s much more powerful than he is? “Worf to O’Brien, beam this bitch into space.” People say, "but then that would ruin the story" but I always thought that it was lazy writing. Whenever they have to beam into a hostile situation (where there isn't a techno-babble excuse why they can beam in but the transporters can't do anything else) they could just beam every phaser/gun/knife/spear within a 5km radius of the team away. Hell, you've just disabled an enemy ship's shields? Beam a torpedo into their warp core, beam a poison gas into their ship, beam a dice-sized piece of every crew-members brain out of their skull. Someone just cut a hole in your hull? Beam a chunk of an ingot in your cargo bay into a new panel that perfectly repairs the hole that was left in your hull. torpedo incoming? Beam a solid object in its path. Continue to beam material onto your hull, like ablative armour during a battle. Then again this is the same show(s) where people manually target enemy ships and fire three torpedoes a minute instead of having computers do in in 1/1000th the time, and have 50 torpedoes hit the exact same spot of the target at the exact same instant.
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Showing any human being spending even a microsecond outside of a holodeck is the most unrealistic part of Trek.
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Fabulousity posted:Showing any human being spending even a microsecond outside of a holodeck is the most unrealistic part of Trek. Not all humans are goons, hth
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Gutcruncher posted:I’m so glad that they don’t have teleporters in Orville. Well that one race of mega advanced aliens from one of the first episodes has it but that’s it. This was a great idea for plot reasons, transporters gently caress everything up.
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Peachfart posted:This was a great idea for plot reasons, transporters gently caress everything up. ENT realised this then steadily abandoned it for lazy writing
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First of May posted:Why don't the just beam the ring into Mount Doom?? why doesn’t samwise, the largest hobbit, simply eat the other hobbits
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naem posted:why doesn’t samwise, the largest hobbit, simply eat the other hobbits Why doesn't Aragorn fall in love with Legolas, the dreamiest of the Fellowship members?
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Bogus Adventure posted:Why doesn't Aragorn fall in love with Legolas, the dreamiest of the Fellowship members? um its gimli.
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simplefish posted:ENT realised this then steadily abandoned it for lazy writing Did they even make it past season one before they had pretty much every piece of tech that they had in TNG? When they brought out the holograms, I pretty much gave up because they were scraping the Voyager barrel.
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You;d think Discovery could try to be relevant with like, space Youtubers or something. TOS had space hippies.
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Blistex posted:Did they even make it past season one before they had pretty much every piece of tech that they had in TNG? When they brought out the holograms, I pretty much gave up because they were scraping the Voyager barrel. They used the transporter for crew once in the first series, and that's ok, I'll give em one 'emergency transport!' Deus Ex. But by S3 it wasn't irregular, and what really peeved me was the photon torpedoes - Kirk clearly says the Romulan-Earth war was fought with atomic weapons, and there was zero actual change in having photon torpedoes other than 1)"ohmigawd future-trek reference! this is The Moment'" (and was anyone actually emotionally attached to the photon bit of photon torpedoes?), and 2) "it goes boom bigger" which can always happen without going back on established stuff
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Ghost Leviathan posted:You;d think Discovery could try to be relevant with like, space Youtubers or something. TOS had space hippies. they referred to current events by having the protagonist be a self-righteous bigot.
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Miles is a likeable, long-suffering family man and friend, even to the cardies. Michael is emotionally stunted and violent, finally she decides genocide is wrong maybe.
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Animal-Mother posted:modify a torpedo to deliver the jizz to enemy vessels "On further review, this is definitely not Ketracel White."
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Sinding Johansson posted:Miles is a likeable, long-suffering family man and friend, even to the cardies.
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He had a point though, Bashir was pretty naive. Sure the one guy in charge was reasonable, but all his underlings were drug addicts going through withdrawal. They were on the verge of mutiny when OBrian forced Bashir to leave.
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Pick posted:um its gimli. sean bean 
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To get a sci fi gimli fix, I recommend Sliders for the actor, Farscape for the character My favourite was when Orlando Bloom had already been cast in long-running Middle England drivel, Midomer Murders. He kept his contractual obligation rather than bailing for Holywood Megabux at first opportunity,and they slipped in a subtle reference by naming the house his character lived in out of Tolkien, which the detectives remarked wryly upon before ringing his doorbell simplefish fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Dec 3, 2018 |
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For sci fi Legolas who do you recommend.
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:For sci fi Legolas who do you recommend. Take your pick, Beautiful Elf In Space has been done to death
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:For sci fi Legolas who do you recommend. tos star trek movie storyboards of spock 
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