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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


“Fox News’ audience is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections.”

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ZypherIM
Nov 8, 2010

"I want to see what she's in love with."

Lightning Knight posted:

Now now, that’s not a good faith reading of that post.

I would argue from the retrospect of 2018 that the collapse of the Soviet Union hasn’t on balance been a net positive for the world tho versus what we have with Putin and whatnot.

I think that the more important aspect was how the rest of the world handled the collapse of the Soviet Union. I don't know specifics off-hand, but from what I recall we were rather .. opportunistic .. with how we treated Russia and former Soviet bloc countries, which sort of helped create a climate that allowed people like Putin to actually get power.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


TBF I felt like i was going to die after eating edibles once

E. Satan is lord

CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Dec 3, 2018

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Hail satan page 666

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


maybe we can get Kushner to buy page 666

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Mark of the LEAST, maybe.

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum
Hail Satan

Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006

CuddleCryptid posted:

TBF I felt like i was going to die after eating edibles once

Edibles are way better than smoking it, look at this scrub.

edit- Hail Satan

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


kidkissinger posted:

The country is demonstrably worse off under the stooges the US helped install but ok.

Certainly the fall of the USSR only affected Russia, and the tremendous drop in GDP and life expectancy had nothing to do with Russia imperialistically plundering client states to enrich its oligarchs, followed by having to plunder its own people to maintain those oligarchs

New Russia not being good doesn’t mean USSR was better

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

skeleton warrior posted:

Certainly the fall of the USSR only affected Russia, and the tremendous drop in GDP and life expectancy had nothing to do with Russia imperialistically plundering client states to enrich its oligarchs, followed by having to plunder its own people to maintain those oligarchs

New Russia not being good doesn’t mean USSR was better

So what you're describing going wrong is just capitalism.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

ZypherIM posted:

I think that the more important aspect was how the rest of the world handled the collapse of the Soviet Union. I don't know specifics off-hand, but from what I recall we were rather .. opportunistic .. with how we treated Russia and former Soviet bloc countries, which sort of helped create a climate that allowed people like Putin to actually get power.

Oh yeah we were huge shitters!

Wait who was President when this stuff happened? What’s that? I’m getting reports he just died recently...

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
Well folks, you're welcome. I asked the stupid troll for a specific answer and he ran away crying. I accept your plaudits.

EDIT

Oh, hail Satan.

VH4Ever fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Dec 3, 2018

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Lightning Knight posted:

Jesus that’s loving stupid. Unionize all congressional and political staffers and ban unpaid internships nationwide.

Unpaid internships are already essentially illegal in private employment, but government jobs are exempt and covered under a different law.

Hellblazer187 posted:

Any good books anyone can recommend to get a better perspective on the USSR. I was raised at least partially when they were still a thing and subject to the commies = bad propaganda. But also I'm now as I'm older much less enthused about capitalism. I'm really not able to say whether the fall of the USSR was good or bad and I guess it's a big enough event that I should have an opinion on that.

The fall of the USSR by itself was neutral, I'd say. The question is really what came after.

The USSR wasn't exactly a beacon of global goodness or anything, but the US mismanaged the post-Soviet era so badly that things probably ended up worse in the end. Just when the Cold War was starting to deescalate and the US's worst Cold War excesses were finally being reined in, the rapid collapse of the Soviet Union removed the primary global check on US power and led to End of History fucklords thinking the US president was the eternal emperor of the entire world and behaving as such. As for Russia itself, its kleptocratic leadership and its current aggressive behavior on the global stage are both directly traceable to its disastrous transition to a free market economy, where the policies favored by the IMF and other free market advocates devastated the Russian economy for most of the 90s.

If the West had made an honest attempt to rebuild the Eastern Bloc and treat them as friends and soon-to-be equals, the collapse of the Soviet Union probably would have been a net good. Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


kidkissinger posted:

So what you're describing going wrong is just capitalism.

Ooooh, you’re a useful idiot


ETA: Maine Paineframe is correct, though I think the end of the USSR was more of a net good than he credits it

skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Dec 3, 2018

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
lol Dan Qualye is there among the people on the steps of the Capitol to receive GHWB's casket.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

skeleton warrior posted:

Ooooh, you’re a useful idiot

I'm not even a Soviet apologist but you people sound like Ron Paul supporters arguing the distinction between "croney capitalism" and what we have.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Happy page 666, I'm still super glad HW, bad president, is dead

Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006

kidkissinger posted:

I'm not even a Soviet apologist but you people sound like Ron Paul supporters arguing the distinction between "croney capitalism" and what we have.

At least some of the european blocs actually have a semblance of self determination instead of the soviets going - do this or we'll send in the tanks.

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

kidkissinger posted:

So what you're describing going wrong is just capitalism.

The same poo poo went wrong under socialism.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

FlamingLiberal posted:

Hail satan page 666



https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1068324233955168256

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

When the right responds like this










You know you are doing the right thing

It's pretty incredible. When the fascists get their poo poo together this quickly to attack a rep in the house who hasn't even started the job yet the fear is real. They're trying to shut this poo poo down IMMEDIATELY.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

kidkissinger posted:

I'm not even a Soviet apologist but you people sound like Ron Paul supporters arguing the distinction between "croney capitalism" and what we have.

This style of economic system would at least be run by Brides of Satan, so it would be an improvement, even if one eye of newt would now cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Also, relevant to this page.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Hail Satan. The Year is One. Trump is President. Live in Piss Forever.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Monaghan posted:

At least some of the european blocs actually have a semblance of self determination instead of the soviets going - do this or we'll send in the tanks.

Democratization- good
Introduction of unfettered capitalism- Bad

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
In for the satan. :devil:

e: But also those attempts at anti-AOC memes are just pitiful :flaccid:

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Dec 3, 2018

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



discovery for the first emoluments case to make it this far begins

https://twitter.com/latams/status/1069708516930273280

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

kidkissinger posted:

Democratization- good
Introduction of unfettered capitalism- Bad

Yeah the problem with the fall of the Soviet Union isn’t that there was no more Soviet Union, it’s that we responded by descending on them with vulture capitalists and propping up right-wing governments.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Lightning Knight posted:

Yeah the problem with the fall of the Soviet Union isn’t that there was no more Soviet Union, it’s that we responded by descending on them with vulture capitalists and propping up right-wing governments.

hmm.. are you suggesting that people like Bill Browder, who got so rich so insanely fast picking through the USSR's corpse that he renounced his US citizenship for tax purposes

are... bad?

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

eke out posted:

hmm.. are you suggesting that people like Bill Browder, who got so rich so insanely fast picking through the USSR's corpse that he renounced his US citizenship for tax purposes

are... bad?

Shockingly, I am. I am also suggesting that people like HW and Bill Clinton who facilitated this deserve to be blamed for that instead of the story conveniently coming to a screeching halt in 1991.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

eke out posted:

discovery for the first emoluments case to make it this far begins

https://twitter.com/latams/status/1069708516930273280

I would laugh endlessly if THIS, not Mueller, is the straw that broke the camel's back. IMO, it ought to be, it's cut and dry as all hell and probably the most nakedly brazen thing he's done. He doesn't even lie about it anymore and this is something we definitely need to etch in motherfucking stone for future presidents. We don't want our own Putin, making billions off being in charge.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Lightning Knight posted:

Yeah the problem with the fall of the Soviet Union isn’t that there was no more Soviet Union, it’s that we responded by descending on them with vulture capitalists and propping up right-wing governments.

Not to belabor the point but all capitalists are vultures!

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

I liked the She Guevara pic. :swoon:

Also, "Hail Satan!"

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Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

kidkissinger posted:

Not to belabor the point but all capitalists are vultures!

You know what I meant. :mad:

edit: hail satan

Lightning Knight fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Dec 3, 2018

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

eke out posted:

discovery for the first emoluments case to make it this far begins

https://twitter.com/latams/status/1069708516930273280

What happened to the lawsuit alleging that Trump is in violation of the lease on the Old Post Office by holding it while also being an elected official?



e: Hail satan

haveblue fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Dec 3, 2018

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Oh hey, hail satan

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

1glitch0 posted:

It's pretty incredible. When the fascists get their poo poo together this quickly to attack a rep in the house who hasn't even started the job yet the fear is real. They're trying to shut this poo poo down IMMEDIATELY.

And, unsurprisingly, failing miserably at it. When everything is socialism, nothing is

Hail Satan

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Sataaannn

Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD
If only this thread moved a little more slowly, we'd have had this page on christmas day.

A strategic blunder in the war on christmas.

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Hail Satan

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Hail satan

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