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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

I'm the monitor lizard

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
christmas curse

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1069112192996392960

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samurai Sanders posted:

Are they just the most badass snipers ever or is it just relatively easy to kill over and over again as a sniper during war?

Almost all of those kills happened at Stalingrad, because Hitler insisted that the German army take the city even if it meant high casualties. Then the German army in Stalingrad got surrounded and it turned into a shooting gallery.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Slugnoid posted:

isnt his scalp covered in scars and skin flaps and poo poo from failed 80s transplant surgery?

his scalp could look like frankenstein's rear end but it would still look better that his hair

THS
Sep 15, 2017


by allah i have encountered cases of cancer caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Women of #SNL

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


THS posted:

by allah i have encountered cases of cancer caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

THS posted:

by allah i have encountered cases of cancer caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.
https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1069687816731459586

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Clark Nova posted:

So they ended it when a gun nut dad decided to open carry, right?

A school near here did a special mum/child day. It was a workshop with activities fostering the special mother/child relationship and positive female role models etc. and then when they planned the father/child day a solo mother took them to court and stopped it because she was worried her child would miss out.
That is probably why they ended it.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 200 days!

THS posted:

by allah i have encountered cases of cancer caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts

MEMRI: Hahah look at these cra-

Me: Allah be praised; our Muslim brothers know about cursed images.

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.
Onion just doing the news again:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1069711662494703616

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
here's some cool stuff about America, the best place in the world to live!

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:yikes:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Professor Richard Wolff go on cumtown

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
i had to see this so now you're seeing it. sorry



Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Gravy Jones posted:



:suicide:

then again big bang theory cast make $1 mil an epsiode so w/e
Are those all dudes? I mean besides the one literally called "dude".

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dead Beef posted:

here's some cool stuff about America, the best place in the world to live!

:yikes:

:911:

Its so beautiful.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Samurai Sanders posted:

Are those all dudes? I mean besides the one literally called "dude".

yea including the makeup vlogger

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
No, they are horrors

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
https://twitter.com/pblest/status/1069720586534948865

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Turns out upper body strength and whatever doesn't matter for poo poo when you have guns.

Reminds me of how the Olympics combined men's and women's shooting events until a woman immediately won one of them after which they separated them out based on sex again.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

Dead Beef posted:

here's some cool stuff about America, the best place in the world to live!
:yikes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1Pnm08htw

A public/private telecom monopoly installed equipment that created a persistent high pitched noise that plagued a neighborhood for an entire month this year, and resulted in a neighborhood massacre that nobody cared about, and nobody at the company was punished for causing it.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1Pnm08htw

A public/private telecom monopoly installed equipment that created a persistent high pitched noise that plagued a neighborhood for an entire month this year, and resulted in a neighborhood massacre that nobody cared about, and nobody at the company was punished for causing it.

THIS VIDEO IS A WORK OF FICTION. THOUGH IT MAY REFLECT MANY FACETS OF REAL-WORLD SOCIETY, IT IS NOT BASED ON A SPECIFIC REAL-WORLD EVENT.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkPVDbYw0c

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

We really need to bring back beating scabs

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth



H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/thottbaio/status/1066874387729592320

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
weird, it is missing the last pic where he puts it in his mouth

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

A cspam d&d game would either be amazing or absolute poo poo with no in between

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/NO_BOOT_DEVICE/status/1069740722822266882

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)


TUMBLRINAS ARE TRIGGERING YOUNG WHITE MEN INTO BECUMMING FASCISTS

THS
Sep 15, 2017


hellya

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


Super-Republican friend of mine invited me to a 5e game last week and this is 100% happening. Thank you so much.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
not very cspammy necessarily but feels necessary

https://twitter.com/text_quest/status/1069751483695013888?s=21

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

Why wouldn't I want STRONG PENIS?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

raverrn posted:

Super-Republican friend of mine invited me to a 5e game last week and this is 100% happening. Thank you so much.

they're gonna give you poo poo for homebrewed rules i bet

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
what if I have blood erupting from my dick and rear end at the same time.

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