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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Karate Bastard posted:

Jesus. I was gonna post some Bruce Lee poo poo but you got me beat from the get go didn't you dayum

Well have this one then I guess

https://i.imgur.com/9qBZC6V.mp4

That's one outrageous clowning

Goddamn basketball people are unreal with that no look poo poo, i suck so hard at bball.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

7c Nickel posted:



Possibly the best boy?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

DaveKap posted:

Also he's traveling.

Isn't it three steps? Or has that changed over the years?

I don't understand how bounce-sphere works.

Sanzuo
May 7, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Isn't it three steps? Or has that changed over the years?

I don't understand how bounce-sphere works.

In gym I was always told it was NO steps but you could pivot on one leg. It was explained to me that pro basketballers just break rules all the time and no one cares.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
I thought while dribbling you could take two steps between times that the ball hits the ground. If you've come to a stop, then yeah, you can only pivot.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

people who think travelling should be called more are all cops

paperfax
Oct 17, 2008
100% recycled material
The first step is a "gather step" (DeRozan steps with his right foot and gathers the ball) then he takes two more steps.

In other words, yes, they all travel all the time.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
He just can't be detained!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/HGV6Dpt.mp4


Sanzuo posted:

It was explained to me that pro athletes just break rules all the time and no one cares.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/tjW5cin.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah like I'm sure someone told these people about like gravity and they were like yeah nah lol

https://i.imgur.com/1Vk54HP.mp4

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

I know it's crude and reductive, but whenever I see a pair of really well-coordinated gymnasts, I can't help but think how good the sex must be.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Skippy McPants posted:

I know it's crude and reductive, but whenever I see a pair of really well-coordinated gymnasts, I can't help but think how good the sex must be.

if you think being fat is what's stopping you from having good sex, i have some bad news for you

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

It's less the fitness, and more the part about trusting and being so completely in tune with another person.

But anyway, I don't want to make things weird, so here's some gifs of cat.exe crashing,

https://i.imgur.com/Wlopbrn.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/8oaPdlP.gifv

Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 12:01 on Dec 2, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If you ever stop wondering what sex could be like suspended by the knees and delts from a trapeze going 75rpm above a pitful of clowns then you have lost your appetite for life and might as well cash it in tbh

Or- you're living the life my friend in which case gjhf!

E: this is going to get weird. I'm going to make this weird.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 13:44 on Dec 2, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The cool thing about that though is that most people can have a body like that and it'll cost you precisely jack squat (jumping-, pistol-, lol).

Here's one of my favorite people ever, Alex from calisthenicmovement:

https://i.imgur.com/269PEcq.mp4

imgur post - pushups

He's so helpful, got great tips at any level from potato to olympian, got great physique, great technique, great form, just great guy overall. Can't recommend enough if you want to get in shape, or if you just like to look at buff dudes working out I guess :)

https://i.imgur.com/OaEjEZ9.mp4

If a kind giflord would gif a few bits of this that'd be awesome thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CunXg0CJ8-8

Starting at 12s my brain just keeps going whaaaaa??????

If I ever feel my motivation slip a few minutes of this is all I need.


E: gently caress you gravity you're not my real mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlR8-GxrVZI

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Dec 2, 2018

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/mzJUyX2.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BFUlmqz.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/VoAzCjn.gifv

IUG
Jul 14, 2007



Oh, that's why I get leg cramps when I sleep sometimes!

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://i.imgur.com/4RNzIKd.gifv

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, this is adorable. I recently bought a harness for my cat, and that's pretty much his exact reaction. It's a combination of petulant refusal to play along, and what appears to be a legitimate short-circuit of his ability to coordinate his movements.

Edit: harness

Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 07:09 on Dec 3, 2018

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Lol, this is adorable. I recently bought a harnass for my cat, and that's pretty much his exact reaction. It's a combination of petulant refusal to play along, and what appears to be a legitimate short-circuit of his ability to coordinate his movements.

prove it

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Lol, this is adorable. I recently bought a harnass for my cat, and that's pretty much his exact reaction. It's a combination of petulant refusal to play along, and what appears to be a legitimate short-circuit of his ability to coordinate his movements.

Something about touching a kitty's torso results in them wanting to flop over. With my little boy kitty, all it took was one finger on his back and one on his tummy, and he'd go down like a fainting goat.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

ante posted:

prove it

I actually have video, but the best of it was over by the time I fired up the iPad.



Jamesman posted:

Something about touching a kitty's torso results in them wanting to flop over. With my little boy kitty, all it took was one finger on his back and one on his tummy, and he'd go down like a fainting goat.

Maybe related to the cat-deactivation method of putting a clip on their scruff?

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/ktwfc/status/1069456733221773312

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I actually have video, but the best of it was over by the time I fired up the iPad.


Maybe related to the cat-deactivation method of putting a clip on their scruff?

That's how parent cats carry them when they're kittens, they deactivate by instinct when someone grabs that little patch

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
In my mind momma cat is stacking up a right heap of kittens just to the left there.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome




This is really cool

https://i.imgur.com/ByVl68p.gifv

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 08:18 on Dec 4, 2018

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/wz0DYbD.gifv

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

The cool thing about that though is that most people can have a body like that and it'll cost you precisely jack squat (jumping-, pistol-, lol).

Here's one of my favorite people ever, Alex from calisthenicmovement:

https://i.imgur.com/269PEcq.mp4

imgur post - pushups

He's so helpful, got great tips at any level from potato to olympian, got great physique, great technique, great form, just great guy overall. Can't recommend enough if you want to get in shape, or if you just like to look at buff dudes working out I guess :)

https://i.imgur.com/OaEjEZ9.mp4

If a kind giflord would gif a few bits of this that'd be awesome thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CunXg0CJ8-8

Starting at 12s my brain just keeps going whaaaaa??????

If I ever feel my motivation slip a few minutes of this is all I need.


E: gently caress you gravity you're not my real mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlR8-GxrVZI

These dudes know that they could be doing like literally anything else, right? They're gonna be dead in the end anyway.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

bike tory posted:

These dudes know that they could be doing like literally anything else, right? They're gonna be dead in the end anyway.

He says as he posts on a dying internet forum.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

bike tory posted:

These dudes know that they could be doing like literally anything else, right? They're gonna be dead in the end anyway.

:goonsay:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No no he's totally right you know these guys could do literally anything else and still look fit as gently caress drop dead gorgeous any takers just hollaaaaaa

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

this is somehow really disgusting. like a fever dream

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

You really think those dudes will be lying on their death beds, all loose skin and saggy old man tits, and thinking "yeah I'm glad I dedicated like 30yrs of my life to looking muscular" ?

Like I'm all for maintaining a reasonable level of fitness because it only takes a few hours a week and makes the rest of your life more enjoyable. Beyond a certain point though it starts detracting from your life and becoming an end unto itself.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Um6SatI.gifv

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

bike tory posted:

You really think those dudes will be lying on their death beds, all loose skin and saggy old man tits, and thinking "yeah I'm glad I dedicated like 30yrs of my life to looking muscular" ?

You can say that about any hobby. Some people like working out. And judging from the video, they made muscle-friends who have similar interests. Doesn't seem like a huge waste of time. That's just my opinion, I'm going to play Witcher 3 for five hours straight now. Have a good night, everyone.

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

bike tory posted:

You really think those dudes will be lying on their death beds, all loose skin and saggy old man tits, and thinking "yeah I'm glad I dedicated like 30yrs of my life to looking muscular" ?

Like I'm all for maintaining a reasonable level of fitness because it only takes a few hours a week and makes the rest of your life more enjoyable. Beyond a certain point though it starts detracting from your life and becoming an end unto itself.
Google Theory of Mind, might be useful to you

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Rube Goldberg Machines always own.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

JOHN SKELETON posted:

Google Theory of Mind, might be useful to you

Look maybe the criticism doesn't fully fit to those guys, what they're doing approaches art form so whatever. But all the hardcore fitness buffs I know are motivated by anxiety, not enjoyment of the activity.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Leaf train pulling out of station, with sound

https://i.imgur.com/YWzT7Yc.mp4

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