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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This kind of poo poo always says so much more about the guys running these things than they realize

Nerds organising lonely people events operate on an absolute scale of famousness and have yet to realise that some people are famous for bad reasons, like soggy rat corpse here.

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James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

red sampson posted:

Theres videos on liveleak that showwed Saudi Arabian weddings where a drunk dude shoots an ak kills a kid and no one seems to care.

must be a cultural thing.

A Saudi wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

James Woods posted:

A Saudi wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair

:hmmyes:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


James Woods posted:

A Saudi wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair

In Afghanistan though if your wedding isn't blown up by an illegal drone strike it's considered pretty good.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/55nsZOA.mp4

The stages of regret makes this is truly poetic, it's like the ending of The Graduate.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Drone_Fragger posted:

In Afghanistan though if your wedding isn't blown up by an illegal drone strike it's considered pretty good.

It's only illegal if someone in power cares.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Heh they've changed the site banner, but haven't caught up with the latest news:

http://ace2018.info/

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/MontanaKaimin/status/1069992847124901888

"Sex Robot Conference Keynote Speaker" seems about right for Bannon

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/MontanaKaimin/status/1069992847124901888

"Sex Robot Conference Keynote Speaker" seems about right for Bannon

I thought that was Michael Douglas.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

gschmidl posted:

I know there was a video posted here hundreds of pages ago, named something like "very unsatisfying video", in which people cut bread the wrong way, start drawing straight lines only to gently caress them up, and similar OCD "triggers". Anyone have the faintest idea what I'm talking about?

I am here for you, friend.

https://i.imgur.com/xqpNhKl.gifv

The compilation cuts a little early, so the bread one doesn't get its payoff. Here's the original,

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/kWbjNsc.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/6H0MeDj.mp4

I'm not sure the 2nd one is schad, but I love watching that old lady not give a single gently caress.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


How did he get here?
What does he want?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Guess what everyone. Obama is president again. You have 8 years of him as your head of state and to head off Trump. It's 2009 and a kid is floating away in a hot air balloon.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/4895687384

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

jobson groeth posted:

Guess what everyone. Obama is president again. You have 8 years of him as your head of state and to head off Trump. It's 2009 and a kid is floating away in a hot air balloon.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/4895687384

To be so young and carefree :allears:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

jobson groeth posted:

Guess what everyone. Obama is president again. You have 8 years of him as your head of state and to head off Trump. It's 2009 and a kid is floating away in a hot air balloon.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/4895687384

Balloon Boy killed nearly an entire day of work for my entire company. Everyone sat there glued, all of us asking out loud, "why do they keep saying there's a kid in that balloon when there obviously isn't one?"

It was glorious. And the fact that the kid puked on his dad during the conference at the end made it even better.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Skippy McPants posted:

I am here for you, friend.

https://i.imgur.com/xqpNhKl.gifv

The compilation cuts a little early, so the bread one doesn't get its payoff. Here's the original,



Please don't doxx me.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

jobson groeth posted:

Guess what everyone. Obama is president again. You have 8 years of him as your head of state and to head off Trump. It's 2009 and a kid is floating away in a hot air balloon.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/4895687384

Ahh... good days

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-05/alpaca-attack-had-wa-women-fearing-for-their-lives/10581494?pfmredir=sm


quote:

The animal showed his true colours almost immediately, attacking Ms Stroebel on the day of his arrival.

"Because he looked so beautiful, we thought that spitting at us was part of his love for us," Ms Stroebel said.

How do these people remember to draw breath?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


I was thinking it was just a weird freak attack against some well meaning people who just didn't know alpacas very well, but they didn't loving get the dude fixed.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
TRUCKS VS BRIDGES: overhead clearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIglXqVm1E0

Warning: Some really lovely music off and on throughout, but also some really satisfying crunches.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Skippy McPants posted:

I am here for you, friend.

That's it, thank you! Now to maim my coworkers with it...

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.



Why hello there my old house-mate! If that thing was stacked like that but ALSO had half a tray of clean dishes from the previous wash still there it'd be the dishwasher in every office kitchen ever.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Road sucks and is stupid, but that guy in the black just keeps.coming back for more.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

gschmidl posted:

That's it, thank you! Now to maim my coworkers with it...

Sure, if you want the original gifs, someone compiled them all in a couple of albums:

Part 1
Part 2

There are even a few that didn't show up in a compilation,

https://i.imgur.com/ZiFKGRr.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/hQzAori.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/M4sM35b.gifv

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
https://i.imgur.com/773nHsU.gifv

The watermark in the bottom right is just foreshadowing.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
https://i.imgur.com/cpHhNbO.gifv


If losing both shoes = death, is this guy being re-born or just getting an extra life?

https://i.imgur.com/sC6a3dO.gifv

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


NWOOOOOOOO

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



He's going to live forever :aaaaa:

https://i.imgur.com/ji7p03a.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Dec 5, 2018

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


This is actually a really good physics example as you can see his feet keep from going backwards over his head only until his lower jaw has scooped sufficient dirt to finally anchor his face.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
https://i.imgur.com/Se58ae3.gifv

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





getting pissed on by a toilet would be so traumatic

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Combination urinal and bidet coming along nicely.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Somebody should make a water-saving version.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

in communist china, urinal pees on you

...

i'll see myself out

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Urinal Pissing On Another Urinal

Some poor soul is going to get turned on by this

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

Urinal Pissing On Another Urinal

Some poor soul is going to get turned on by this

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

@realDonaldTrump liked this

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
https://i.imgur.com/kn9jZRu.gifv

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
A German group set up a website for the project they were working on: using facial recognition software to ID people at neo-Nazi rallies, so they could then send that information on to the people's bosses etc.. This was, of course, leaked to neo-Nazi groups, who began going to the site to see if they or their friends had been IDed yet.

Except it was a honeypot. There was no facial recognition going on; what the site was really doing was gathering names, operating on the principle of "let people doxx themselves". They started with 1500 known neo-Nazis in their database, and anytime someone searched for someone who wasn't in their database, that name got added and assigned a likelihood score based on how many other known neo-Nazis the searcher had already searched for. They've apparently now got thousands of people, each with at least one connection to known neo-Nazis, and the owners of the site (the Center for Political Beauty) are now offering their database to law enforcement and employers.

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