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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


That picture doesn't at all say ARE TROOPS to me, it's a white lady sitting in her corporate cocoon laughing at protesters getting tear gassed. Which seems pretty relevant for the past few years.

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Crazycryodude posted:

That picture doesn't at all say ARE TROOPS to me, it's a white lady sitting in her corporate cocoon laughing at protesters getting tear gassed. Which seems pretty relevant for the past few years.

I find it difficult to understand how it could be interpreted any other way. Yeah homeless vets are a hosed up reality but that smoke ain't blown in offa paradise


Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

It reminds me of goons trying to interpret pbf comics

Some new ones came out they're pretty good

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Pidgin Englishman posted:

I have just the thing to take that weight off your shoulders.

:agreed:


JFC what a self important rear end in a top hat. I wonder what he'd say to 'why should they help you when you're not paying them?' and 'would you give up your time to help them with their bullshit you don't care about?'. Oh wait I already know the answer.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

If he wants them to understand why he cares beyond working hours he should give them part ownership, that'll teach 'em. Make them equal shares and include all employees of course.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
wrong thread

MizPiz has issued a correction as of 10:53 on Dec 5, 2018

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

lol

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

TheMostFrench posted:

It doesn't even make sense when you think about it, the picture lacks context and people fill in the gaps with their own ideas. At a glance it looks like a woman is filiming and laughing at a war veteran outside in the cold, while she is comfortable inside enjoying her corporate fast food. She isn't even pointing the phone at him (it's narcissim again to think that any time you see the back of a phone pointed forwards it must mean someone is taking a picture, and it might be a picture of you :tinfoil:), and it's weird that people might conclude that a war veteran outside on a cold day is something that should be considered tragic (we don't know where he is going or why). Also, there is no reason he can't go inside as well if he wanted to.

All the smoke made me immediately think tear gas, which means that guy's probably not a veteran (or at least that's not what should matter) so I'm not sure if it's as context-less as you seem to think...

e: Oh wait he's got medals on, guess I'm dumb too :downs:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I can't find it on Twitter, but I saw a commercial for a doll that's loot boxes for kids. Each doll comes with three mystery accessories and you can buy more mystery boxes and they're idiots if there's not a monthly subscription service.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

I can't find it on Twitter, but I saw a commercial for a doll that's loot boxes for kids. Each doll comes with three mystery accessories and you can buy more mystery boxes and they're idiots if there's not a monthly subscription service.

It was posted in this very thread a few pages ago, yeah it's awful.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

I realized this year that buying Pokemon/Magic card packs when I was a kid was just proto-lootboxes.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i wonder why they don't sell lootboxes in vegas, tbh

its the same peeps

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Gashapon toys have existed for decades.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

happy meals

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Gashapon toys have existed for decades.

Guess what this made me google

https://japancrate.com/gachagacha

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

i wonder why they don't sell lootboxes in vegas, tbh

its the same peeps

Don't they? I thought vegas was moving towards more poo poo like that and ~skill-based videogame/arcade~ content to attract the millennials since they don't gamble as much for some reason

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


At least with happy meals the staff would generally let you swap out toys for the ones you wanted if they had them

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shame Boy posted:

Don't they? I thought vegas was moving towards more poo poo like that and ~skill-based videogame/arcade~ content to attract the millennials since they don't gamble as much for some reason

Casinos really are panicking about how people under 30 aren't content to plunk hundreds of dollars into video slot machines.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Iron Crowned posted:

Casinos really are panicking about how people under 30 aren't content to plunk hundreds of dollars into video slot machines.

One of my friends tricked me into going in to public a casino since both he and I would get $100 casino cash cards. Since those $100 couldn't be immediately cashed out, I went to a slot machine and won $5 bux and cashed that out. Can't say I was all that enthused with the experience.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Is there any industry that isn't feeling the effects of customers with less and less money to spend?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

Is there any industry that isn't feeling the effects of customers with less and less money to spend?

highend art
highend houses
plutocrat jewlery
etc etc

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Didn't you all have banks of these:



Filled with these:




Using the chance of these:




to sell you lots of these:





???

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Been doing stockroom work for a high-street chain over Christmas, and there's quite another problem - a massive labour shortage of warehouse workers since everyone's fleeing to the continent ahead of Brexit. Despite being one of their highest-priority stores, we're going to get no further clothes deliveries over December, and deliveries of our other products will be sparse and unpredictable. We've been told to inform customers that anything we don't have will take about a week to deliver to them, and the floor staff I get looking for stuff in my stockroom are seeming increasingly harried.

Best part? The owner and founder voted to leave the EU because, in their words, they didn't want to share a boardroom with 27 other CEOs.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Bloop posted:

Didn't you all have banks of these:



Filled with these:




Using the chance of these:




to sell you lots of these:





???

I don't see those in grocery stores anymore (I'm assuming because people don't have as much change) but back when I did, they usually just had different varied items in there to collect and there wasn't like one special one you were trying for. Like there'd just be 8 different colors of more or less the same thing.

But yeah the concept of "buy chances to get something good" isn't new or anything, that's basically what a lottery is. You're buying a chance at the prize you really want.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Moridin920 posted:

I don't see those in grocery stores anymore (I'm assuming because people don't have as much change) but back when I did, they usually just had different varied items in there to collect and there wasn't like one special one you were trying for. Like there'd just be 8 different colors of more or less the same thing.

But yeah the concept of "buy chances to get something good" isn't new or anything, that's basically what a lottery is. You're buying a chance at the prize you really want.

I've seen them, we're just too old to be looking for them, because there's nothing really good in them for a 37 year old who can just buy liquor

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Moridin920 posted:


But yeah the concept of "buy chances to get something good" isn't new or anything, that's basically what a lottery is. You're buying a chance at the prize you really want.

You say this like lottery isn't exploitative. Tons of poor people giving away a massive amount of money in exchange for a tiny chance to win a small fraction of it.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Iron Crowned posted:

I've seen them, we're just too old to be looking for them, because there's nothing really good in them for a 37 year old who can just buy liquor

concept: gacha vending machines except each ball carries a shot of a different liquor

i'm a capitalist now later suckers

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

World War Mammories posted:

concept: gacha vending machines except each ball carries a shot of a different liquor

i'm a capitalist now later suckers

:pusheen:

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
gacha machine where the booze content of each ball varies from 1 to 100 proof would really hit all the psychological and physical addiction centers

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plank Walker posted:

gacha machine where the booze content of each ball varies from 1 to 100 proof would really hit all the psychological and physical addiction centers

200 proof Grand Prizes, surely?

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Elman posted:

You say this like lottery isn't exploitative. Tons of poor people giving away a massive amount of money in exchange for a tiny chance to win a small fraction of it.

Yeah lotteries are just a super regressive tax.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

World War Mammories posted:

concept: gacha vending machines except each ball carries a shot of a different liquor

i'm a capitalist now later suckers

See you're loving up because liquor is expensive. The prizes should all be no-alcohol drinks except for the super rare which is some 200 year old bourbon.

edit: see arcades and gacha machines work on the principle that almost all the prizes are worth less than the money you put in, even if you get a perfect run of luck.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


poo poo :negative:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Under our current capitalist system, what percentage of gacha shots can legally just be bleach?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Powershift posted:

Under our current capitalist system, what percentage of gacha shots can legally just be bleach?

Oh none can be JUST bleach but after some lobbying efforts we have managed to redefine the limit to which a percentage of a solution can include bleach but not be defined as such. Therefore all shots will have a small, totally nonharmful* level





*as defined by our in house study

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


please return my debit card

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Allow me to pay with m'bank card m'lady *tips fedora and presents hentai card to waitress*

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


World War Mammories posted:

concept: gacha vending machines except each ball carries a shot of a different liquor

i'm a capitalist now later suckers

I pitched the idea of plastic flasks filled with a random type of liquor. $20 and you get some kind of vodka. It could be Orlav but it could be something fancy and expensive. I was thinking each flask would come plastic wrapped and have a little "HERES WHAT YOU GOT!" card inside. I would absolutely buy one

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