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HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

zegermans posted:

Sheriff David Clarke's Zhukov-like chest full of medals were basically all novelty chuck e cheese type fakes
sheriff clarke's twitter feed was/is filled with pictures of feet to an uncomfortable degree

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
david clarke was having an affair with a muslim woman

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

David Clarke's hat being pulled so far down it nearly covered his eyes because he wanted to hide his receding hairline.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Angela Eagle launching a leadership challenge to Jeremy Corbyn with a hugely embarrassing press conference that nobody gave a poo poo about :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW8yhKAKAxQ

Then almost immediately chickening out and pretending the whole thing never happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCM32azXmjU

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5u1skEoqLs

Galloway testifying to the United States Senate in 2005. Say what you want about George Galloway but it's wonderful how he constantly owns that little worm of a man Norm Coleman.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

david clarke was having an affair with a muslim woman

I was wondering why he suddenly disappeared after Trump got elected

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
his email address was dclarke.cowboy@gmail.com

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Hedenius posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5u1skEoqLs

Galloway testifying to the United States Senate in 2005. Say what you want about George Galloway but it's wonderful how he constantly owns that little worm of a man Norm Coleman.

edit: And Carl Levin is such a piece of poo poo. The perfect liberal.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Feldegast42 posted:

I was wondering why he suddenly disappeared after Trump got elected

He's reduced to Twitter shitposting

powerful lizard
Jan 28, 2009
A few years before his trip to camp, the United States government—determined to achieve Harry Anslinger’s mission of spreading the drug war to every country on earth—had decided to train an elite force within Mexico to win the war on drugs. The United States brought them to Fort Bragg to provide the best training, intelligence, and military equipment from America’s 7th Special Forces Group. Their motto was “Not even death will stop us.” Once it was over and they had learned all they could and received all the weapons they wanted, these expensively trained men went home and defected, en masse, to work for the Gulf Cartel. These breakaways called themselves the Zetas

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jeremy Corbyn becoming the last hero of Britannia

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



powerful lizard posted:

A few years before his trip to camp, the United States government—determined to achieve Harry Anslinger’s mission of spreading the drug war to every country on earth—had decided to train an elite force within Mexico to win the war on drugs. The United States brought them to Fort Bragg to provide the best training, intelligence, and military equipment from America’s 7th Special Forces Group. Their motto was “Not even death will stop us.” Once it was over and they had learned all they could and received all the weapons they wanted, these expensively trained men went home and defected, en masse, to work for the Gulf Cartel. These breakaways called themselves the Zetas

holy loly

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

powerful lizard posted:

A few years before his trip to camp, the United States government—determined to achieve Harry Anslinger’s mission of spreading the drug war to every country on earth—had decided to train an elite force within Mexico to win the war on drugs. The United States brought them to Fort Bragg to provide the best training, intelligence, and military equipment from America’s 7th Special Forces Group. Their motto was “Not even death will stop us.” Once it was over and they had learned all they could and received all the weapons they wanted, these expensively trained men went home and defected, en masse, to work for the Gulf Cartel. These breakaways called themselves the Zetas

lmao that owns

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

He's reduced to Twitter shitposting

but what about david clark

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

The culture warriors thread caused me to run across this:

https://twitter.com/bifurbofurbombr/status/1070894696610885632

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Remember when Gerald Ford died?

Remember when loving W gave his eulogy?

Remember when he said pardoning Nixon healed the nation

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
i had flat out forgotten that ford died until i looked to see what year reagan's funeral was, and realized there had been one in between

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Azathoth posted:

The culture warriors thread caused me to run across this:

https://twitter.com/bifurbofurbombr/status/1070894696610885632

harlan claims to have worked on bernie's campaign which is how he derives his "lefty" bonafides

you may be unsurprised to learn that he is completely against any form of medicare for all/single payer/the dreaded socialized medicine

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
he also claimed to work for the UK's Liberal Democrats at one point

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
the original eve peyser post is gone but i assure you this was real



the only vestige -- https://twitter.com/Harlan/status/813624705219436544

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



GalacticAcid posted:

the original eve peyser post is gone but i assure you this was real



the only vestige -- https://twitter.com/Harlan/status/813624705219436544

so thirsty

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

liddle adam schitt, the leakin' monster of no control

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

GalacticAcid posted:

the original eve peyser post is gone but i assure you this was real



the only vestige -- https://twitter.com/Harlan/status/813624705219436544

im extremely a radical. i think about buying t-shirts and post about how id gently caress prominent conservatives. hire me nyt

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

R. Guyovich posted:

im extremely a radical. i think about buying t-shirts and post about how id gently caress prominent conservatives. hire me nyt

congrats you’re hired

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


GalacticAcid posted:

i had flat out forgotten that ford died until i looked to see what year reagan's funeral was, and realized there had been one in between

I completely forgot that Reagan held on til 2004

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I'm glad Reagan died while Tim Krieder was active

I mean it'd be better if he keeled over in 1970 but yknow

I'd post the comic but I'm on a tablet tethered to barely-working mobile internet

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Obama went to Flint to drink exactly one drop of water and then ???

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Peanut Butler posted:

I'm glad Reagan died while Tim Krieder was active

I mean it'd be better if he keeled over in 1970 but yknow

I'd post the comic but I'm on a tablet tethered to barely-working mobile internet



quote:

Even at age twelve I could tell that Jimmy Carter was an honest man trying to address complicated issues and Ronald Reagan was a brilcreemed salesman telling people what they wanted to hear. I secretly wept on the stairs the night he was elected President, because I understood that the kind of shitheads I had to listen to in the cafeteria grew up to become voters, and won. I spent the eight years he was in office living in one of those science-fiction movies where everyone is taken over by aliens—I was appalled by how stupid and mean-spirited and repulsive the world was becoming while everyone else in America seemed to agree that things were finally exactly as they should be. The Washington Press corps was so enamored of his down-to-earth charm that they never checked his facts, but if you watched his face when it was at rest, when he wasn’t performing for anyone, you could see him for what he really was—a black-eyed, slit-mouthed, lizard-faced old son-of-a-bitch. He was a bad actor, an informer for McCarthy, and a hired front man for a gang of Texas oilmen, fundamentalist dingbats, and right-wing psychotics out of Dr. Strangelove. He put a genial face on chauvanism, callousness, and greed, and made people feel good about being bigots again. He likened Central American death squads to our founding fathers and called the Taliban “freedom fighters.” His legacy includes the dismantling of Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal, the final dirty win of Management over Labor, the outsourcing of America’s manufacturing base, the embezzlement of almost all the country's wealth by 1% of its citizens, the scapegoating of the poor and black, the War on Drugs, the eviction of schizophrenics into the streets, AIDS, acid rain, Iran-Contra, and, let’s not forget, the corpses of two hundred forty United States Marines. He moved the center of political discourse in this country to somewhere in between Richard Nixon and Augusto Pinochet. He believed in astrology and Armageddon and didn't know the difference between history and movies; his stories were lies and his jokes were scripted. He was the triumph of image over truth, paving the way for even more vapid spokesmodels like George W. Bush. He was, as everyone agrees, exactly what he appeared to be—nothing. He made me ashamed to be an American. If there was any justice in this world his Presidential Library would contain nothing but boys' adventure books and bad cowboy movies, and the only things named after him would be shopping malls and Potter's Fields. Let the earth where he is buried be seeded with salt piss.

tim kreider is still kind of a turbolib though

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

A Handed Missus posted:

Obama went to Flint to drink exactly one drop of water and then ???

had the army attack the town

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Admiral Bosch posted:




tim kreider is still kind of a turbolib though

Didn't he stop updating his site like 10 years ago? What's he been up to since then?

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
I follow him on the ol zuccbook, he occasionally writes editorials and shills for his books, that's about it.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
M.D. medical detectives

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

A Handed Missus posted:

Obama went to Flint to drink exactly one drop of water and then ???

he didn't even drink if you watch the video

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC1NGWM8gP8&t=18s

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Because this will probably come up in future, the British parliament nearly had to close today because a socialist MP got so annoyed by the government he picked up the golden ceremonial mace of William III and tried to walk out of the chamber with it, only to get stopped by a sword-armed guard.

https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/1072243438593196034

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hobby lobby funds ISIS

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

MikeCrotch posted:

Because this will probably come up in future, the British parliament nearly had to close today because a socialist MP got so annoyed by the government he picked up the golden ceremonial mace of William III and tried to walk out of the chamber with it, only to get stopped by a sword-armed guard.

https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/1072243438593196034
Remember when Canada's ceremonial mace guard had to kill an active shooter? Like, with a loving Max Payne dive and everything.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

MikeCrotch posted:

Because this will probably come up in future, the British parliament nearly had to close today because a socialist MP got so annoyed by the government he picked up the golden ceremonial mace of William III and tried to walk out of the chamber with it, only to get stopped by a sword-armed guard.

https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/1072243438593196034

I can hardly believe that such a country exists some days

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

MikeCrotch posted:

Because this will probably come up in future, the British parliament nearly had to close today because a socialist MP got so annoyed by the government he picked up the golden ceremonial mace of William III and tried to walk out of the chamber with it, only to get stopped by a sword-armed guard.

https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/1072243438593196034

i know every country's unique customs look silly to outside observers but...lmao

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