This better lead into Heavy Reshoots for her movie, somehow including Purple Man and Luke Cage as co-stars.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 00:40 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 16:29 |
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who could have guessed that the sequel to a direct to video movie would not be successful
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 00:41 |
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Peter, you are the one who crashed the helicopter
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 01:32 |
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Jerusalem posted:Peter, you are the one who crashed the helicopter No, that was Spider-Man. Try to keep up with the plot here.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 02:40 |
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:This better lead into Heavy Reshoots for her movie, somehow including Purple Man and Luke Cage as co-stars. NEXT: HEAVY RESHOOTS?!?
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 04:30 |
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Endless Mike posted:NEXT: HEAVY RESHOOTS?!? That's one way to tie in to Mysterio being in a movie next year.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 05:48 |
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Previews for the sequel? What, they've started shooting it already? I thought they'd literally only just finished the first one - as in a few days ago. (In NSM time, ie several years ago in ours.)
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 12:23 |
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NSMverse clearly has the same video technology as in Spaceballs.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 13:05 |
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Does spiderman ever go to bed, or does he just lurch endlessly from one adventure to the next with only a recap strip back at home talking to his wife before the phone rings again or a drunk Wolverine busts through the wall?
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 14:59 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Does spiderman ever go to bed, or does he just lurch endlessly from one adventure to the next with only a recap strip back at home talking to his wife before the phone rings again or a drunk Wolverine busts through the wall? Spidey can be unconscious at any time of the day
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 15:18 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Does spiderman ever go to bed, or does he just lurch endlessly from one adventure to the next with only a recap strip back at home talking to his wife before the phone rings again or a drunk Wolverine busts through the wall? Peter Parker doesn't need sleep, because he gets enough rest from being knocked out by falling bricks several times per day.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 15:33 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:who could have guessed that the sequel to a direct to video movie would not be successful Yeah, but the first one turned into an underground hit. Who could have predicted that the sequel wouldn't be as successful as Shock Treatment?
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 22:45 |
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Payndz posted:Previews for the sequel? What, they've started shooting it already? I thought they'd literally only just finished the first one - as in a few days ago. (In NSM time, ie several years ago in ours.) They mentioned it was may at the beginning of the previous arc, and it ran through halloween.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 23:16 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Does spiderman ever go to bed, or does he just lurch endlessly from one adventure to the next with only a recap strip back at home talking to his wife before the phone rings again or a drunk Wolverine busts through the wall? Only when his space-son needs an opening to go fight a dog for a sandwich out of the trash. Learn the lore, goddammit!
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 02:31 |
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NEXT: AUSTRALIA!
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 02:38 |
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So much for that Luke Cage / Purple Man non-sense!
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 02:39 |
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I don't know if I could handle simultaneous plot lines in NSM. Luke Cage fighting Purple Man in New York and Spider-Man fighting The Kangaroo down under.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 03:17 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:NEXT: AUSTRALIA! Oh man. That would be the best. Like they just have an Australian adventure and come back a year later and there's a headline about "Luke Cage defeats Purple Man" and they don't even ask anyone about it.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 03:24 |
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"I'll need a new disguise to avoid tipping off Jameson." FUNNEL-WEB SPIDERMAN!
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 03:27 |
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It's very odd how Spider-Man keeps showing up wherever famous actress Mary Jane goes on vacation. Is she the Spider-Man???
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:28 |
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Clearly she's cheating on her husband Peter Parker...with Spiderman!
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:43 |
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Stan Lee's Ghost's Ghostwriter: Ladies and gentlemen, the time is ripe for Newspaper Spider-Man to exploit the massive popularity of The Reavers
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:10 |
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I'm not sure I'm ready for Newspaper Australia
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:20 |
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Are there even any notable Australian villains? Maybe Kraven could work I guess?
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:29 |
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Australia is the natural destination for washed up American celebrities.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:33 |
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I can't wait for what wacky adventures they have while driving there.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:37 |
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rare Magic card l00k posted:I can't wait for what wacky adventures they have while driving there. "YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAAAAARGH"
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 06:06 |
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Every Australian has superpowers when they are in Australia. That's why superhero adventure don't happen often there. The moment Thanos or whoever shows up they get the poo poo kicked out of them by the nearest drunk.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 06:14 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Does spiderman ever go to bed, or does he just lurch endlessly from one adventure to the next with only a recap strip back at home talking to his wife before the phone rings again or a drunk Wolverine busts through the wall? Haifisch posted:Clearly she's cheating on her husband Peter Parker...with Spiderman!
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 07:18 |
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very insightful. poor dumb peter has no idea, in general.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 07:56 |
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Brain damaged, bumbles his way through life, constantly doing stupid poo poo and having to be saved, obsession with superheroes, continuous disappointment to his I... I think I might be Peter Parker.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 08:05 |
They should live in Australia permanently, Peter walking on ceilings won't raise suspicion there.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 08:13 |
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David D. Davidson posted:Every Australian has superpowers when they are in Australia. That's why superhero adventure don't happen often there. The moment Thanos or whoever shows up they get the poo poo kicked out of them by the nearest drunk. Is Australium canon to Spider-Man?
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 08:13 |
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Spider-Man wrestles a kangaroo for 17 pages
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 10:22 |
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Samuringa posted:Spider-Man wrestles a kangaroo for 17 pages My life would be complete.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 13:41 |
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Do kangaroos say 'GROONNNK'? I reckon they probably do.
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Samuringa posted:Spider-Man wrestles a kangaroo for 17 pages The kangaroo eventually wins.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 15:52 |
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Unkempt posted:Do kangaroos say 'GROONNNK'? I reckon they probably do. They go KNNNOORG.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 19:35 |
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nimby posted:They go KNNNOORG.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 23:46 |
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Did I take a brick to the head, or was that actually a well-executed joke?
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 06:59 |