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Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



hamjobs posted:

I only smonk the beeper now. I've been otherwise clean for over ten years and I'm pretty proud.

h*ck ya man

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Jaded Burnout


hamjobs posted:

That's why you look so much cooler today, JB

Dang these sigs are big tho for real

FluffieDuckie

Jaded Burnout posted:

Dang these sigs are big tho for real

i tried for so long to keep them small but all great leaders have to know when to let things go

also i got really busy


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Scaly Haylie

It's very hard to take a support call seriously when you pull your customer's account up and their only user is "chingchong420".

alnilam

Lizard Wizard posted:

It's very hard to take a support call seriously when you pull your customer's account up and their only user is "chingchong420".

sounds like a power user to me

MockingQuantum



alnilam posted:

sounds like a power user to me

the power of friendship, don't pass up on a potential best bud, lizwiz


thank you luvcow for the sig

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK


fake, but a good idea

Scaly Haylie

MockingQuantum posted:

the power of friendship, don't pass up on a potential best bud, lizwiz

the best bud comes in a bag.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Hugh Malone posted:



fake, but a good idea

hell yeah pope weedsmith


Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
seems like the people running the newspapers here in norway are pretty terrified of the harrowing prospect of legalization

last two days i've seen headlines like

"the legalization of marijuana is an enormous social experiment - but nobody has any idea what the consequences will be" (really? also wouldn't that kind of be the point of doing an experiment?)

and "three times more men work in cannabis farming than coal mining in the USA today" like that's newsworthy or even an acceptable headline for a serious newspaper. a larger proportion of them probably work in something even more absurd like wall mart greeters

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
they shook

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Robot Made of Meat

Nosfereefer posted:

"three times more men work in cannabis farming than coal mining in the USA today"


This sounds like a good thing to me.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
yeah, as well as the fact that it isn't the 1800's anymore. pretty much nobody is mining coal. more people smoke weed that work as blacksmiths these days! the horror!

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BoldFrankensteinMir


Nosfereefer posted:

yeah, as well as the fact that it isn't the 1800's anymore. pretty much nobody is mining coal. more people smoke weed that work as blacksmiths these days! the horror!

...

...(psst! nobody tell Nosfereefer the shameful truth that America is real)...

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Nosfereefer posted:

"three times more men work in cannabis farming than coal mining in the USA today"
More men work in the lady-job of poking computation machines than in hunting bison, this is an outrage.

MockingQuantum



Nosfereefer posted:

"three times more men work in cannabis farming than coal mining in the USA today"

fun fact, fast food chain Hardee's employs more people than the entire coal industry in the US

this won't mean much to non-USers, but Hardee's is basically one of those fast food chains that nobody ever remembers unless they live or work close to one because they're really not very common in a lot of the US anymore

coal employs fewer people than a forgettable burger joint


thank you luvcow for the sig

Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



hardees/carl jrs makes probably the best fast food breakfast

coal mining contributes to catestrophic climate problems and gives ppl the black lung

reslly makes u think

BoldFrankensteinMir


Aren't they building some kind of mega super coal-mine in Australia?

The Carl's Jr / coal-miners fact is top-shelf, much obliged ecobuddy!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

yeah, as well as the fact that it isn't the 1800's anymore. pretty much nobody is mining coal. more people smoke weed that work as blacksmiths these days! the horror!

can you believe that there are more people working in the pot industry than the hog hammering industry these days!? straight to hell i tell ya, we're all going straight to hell.

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

can you believe that there are more people working in the pot industry than the hog hammering industry these days!? straight to hell i tell ya, we're all going straight to hell.

lol the hog hammering thread

BoldFrankensteinMir


When should we start our new year's anniversary party? Boxing day?

Also should it just be come one come all, or should we bring +1s? With +1s we can crown party royalty...

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

lol the hog hammering thread

it was a gem of a thread

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

it was a gem of a thread

is it goldimned

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

is it goldimned

no, trying to find it rn

edit: ok found the coconut wives thread while looking and imho it deserves a goldmining:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3869859

edit2:

found it but drat, somehow it got archived :(
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862700

Luvcow fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Dec 7, 2018

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

no, trying to find it rn

edit: ok found the coconut wives thread while looking and imho it deserves a goldmining:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3869859

edit2:

found it but drat, somehow it got archived :(
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862700

:agreed:
and
Nooooo

Scaly Haylie

panning for weed nuggets

Stooge


Manifisto posted:

oh, yeah . . . I've, uh, skipped work lots of times . . . *tugs at collar*

everybody's first time is terrible. you get overexcited and spend the day watching reruns of M.A.S.H



BoldFrankensteinMir


Stooge posted:

everybody's first time is terrible. you get overexcited and spend the day watching reruns of M.A.S.H

drat, good forum subtitle but we're still on a fresh one.

Jaded Burnout


Stooge posted:

everybody's first time is terrible. you get overexcited and spend the day watching reruns of M.A.S.H

sounds pretty good to me

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Lizard Wizard posted:

panning for weed nuggets

I've been personally attacked

Literally me last night because I was too high to remember I have a whole rear end jar of Willie's Wonder but here's me, digging around in the bottom of another jar trying to scrape together a nug to grind


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Out in the harshest conditions of the grow lights, straining through basket upon basket of kief to find the Golden Nugget of Hawaii Mahalo Kush, the most sought after nug


Jaded Burnout


the primo weed has been partially digested by ferrets

Stooge


Jaded Burnout posted:

the primo weed has been partially digested by ferrets

Are the ferrets also primo?

huffing ferrets is the national pastime.



Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Stooge posted:

Are the ferrets also primo?

huffing ferrets is the national pastime.

the ferrets are fed an exclusive diet of premium eggplants

Jaded Burnout


Stooge posted:

Are the ferrets also primo?

huffing ferrets is the national pastime.

the huffington stoat has really gone downhill as a news source

BoldFrankensteinMir


Jaded Burnout posted:

the huffington stoat has really gone downhill as a news source

I prefer the grey vole lady myself.

HappyKitty

NASA basically just wrote the plot to a porno

https://tribune.com.pk/story/151945...5QduZ1rhLqm9bTI

Scaly Haylie

hamjobs posted:

I've been personally attacked

Literally me last night because I was too high to remember I have a whole rear end jar of Willie's Wonder but here's me, digging around in the bottom of another jar trying to scrape together a nug to grind

At least you've got some! I wound up hitting my oil carts a bit too hard and have been running on empty since after Thanksgiving weekend. Getting more tomorrow though.

Scaly Haylie

no weed is the worst kind of weed.

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BoldFrankensteinMir


Lizard Wizard posted:

no weed is the worst kind of weed.

Mmm, I dunno. "Catnip I thought was weed", I kinda wish had been no weed.

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