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I read the r/relationships thread months behind because it literally generates more posts than a human can read in a day, and just came across a very lol page from October 21st this year. Many good posts. My Linux Rig posted:Yeah worthless, I guess 6435.10$ per bitcoin is worthless. I guess a total value of 1.2$ trillion is worthless. I guess being recognized by several Fortune 500 companies as the future of distributed databases is worthless Take a trip down memory lane: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3603
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Dec 8, 2018 02:52
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Thanks to Bitcoin, I had a moment today where I decided that I need to start looking for a new job. My boss said that he envisioned a key part of the new data platform we're building to be "blockchain-esque." It's a retail data analytics platform. About as far from blockchain as one should be. I was 90% sure he was full of poo poo and will lead us into ruin before today. Now I'm 100% sure. THANKS BITCOIN!
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Dec 8, 2018 03:22
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poverty goat posted:To date, gbs has been wrong 100% of the time in predicting the downfall of Bitcoin How quickly we forget the crash gbs literally directly caused Are you not aware of BITCOIN IS CRASHING SELL SELL SELL or something
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Dec 8, 2018 03:30
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I like block CHAIN and I cannot lie You other autists can’t deny When a sperg posts up With an itty bitty coin And an offering in your face You get sprung Cause goons noticed that the coin was poo poo Deep in the tether we hodling
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Dec 8, 2018 03:42
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baby got blockchain
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Dec 8, 2018 04:47
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Something shady's going on with bitfinex tonight. Seems like transactions have fallen through the floor, ~15 in the last 10 minutes.
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Dec 8, 2018 05:22
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Liquid Communism posted:Something shady's going on with bitfinex tonight. Seems like transactions have fallen through the floor, ~15 in the last 10 minutes. They have to unplug the trade washer to plug in the Tether printer.
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Dec 8, 2018 05:33
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:A rational actor will honor your word that you have lots of Bitcoins and that you will pay them back once the internet is back up. It's in their best interest to be honest what if they have a print out of all the 0s and 1s? ever think of that?
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Dec 8, 2018 06:22
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Lawlicaust posted:Thanks to Bitcoin, I had a moment today where I decided that I need to start looking for a new job. Lol. This is even better if you're, like, a vinyl siding company or something. Edit: I think I might write a bot to text me every time Bitcoin hits a new low in $100 increments.
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Dec 8, 2018 06:35
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It got so drat close to dipping below 3200 today, I was sad to see it get propped back up(by bithumb, according to whatever Bitcoin news site pops up when I google 'bitcoin price')
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Dec 8, 2018 07:36
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poverty goat posted:its too bad bitcoin didnt happen during peak SA when we were like half the critical mass of the internet and could totally have pooled all the university lab computers in america to 51% attack the blockchain That was a fun time for the folding@home goons.
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Dec 8, 2018 10:44
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oh my god why are these people so loving deep in that blockchain poo poo, its a loving lovely database solution with some extra "security" and thats loving it no lets build a community on the desert around it gently caress you shitcoiner morons
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Dec 8, 2018 11:10
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hey here is my white paper about N-rays, they are like loving cool and totally exist now lets waste some electricity and gently caress up the environment even more so we can go drive ferraris in uranus !!
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Dec 8, 2018 11:12
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Oh poo poo. I ain't even mad, that's some incredible spin.
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Dec 8, 2018 11:50
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Could you imagine going on a crypto-cruise? Imagine no morequote:All of this is a sign of a micro-economy in trouble, as Muhammad Salman Anjum, an investor who eats dinner alone by himself in the buffet hall each night, explains. He has a pragmatic take on all these beautiful young women having blockchain exhaustively explained to them by schlubby-looking guys who can’t believe their luck. ”One of the elements in blockchain is about fundraising the ICOs. So you can guess why they are here—to pamper the investors. Because it’s tough now.” https://breakermag.com/trapped-at-sea-with-cryptos-nouveau-riche/
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Dec 8, 2018 12:17
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Liquid Communism posted:Something shady's going on with bitfinex tonight must be a day that ends in y
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Dec 8, 2018 13:28
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Heroes never die. http://buttcoin.club/
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Dec 8, 2018 15:54
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Lol. This is even better if you're, like, a vinyl siding company or something. Nah, actually a large company where data lineage is important. But gently caress blockchain for that. It might be theoretically possible but it would be the worst loving way to do it.
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Dec 8, 2018 16:29
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Lawlicaust posted:Nah, actually a large company where data lineage is important. But gently caress blockchain for that. It might be theoretically possible but it would be the worst loving way to do it. build your customer database with a merkle tree call it "Powered by Blockchain" upsell it for 50% extra, until blockchain loses favor as the buzzword of the moment and you rebrand it as "Cloud-Locked Ownership Write-only Notarization"
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Dec 8, 2018 17:04
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Undefeated in the ring, but getting KO'd by the SEC:quote:Floyd 'Crypto' Mayweather & DJ Khaled Pay SEC $0.75M Over 'Unlawful' ICO Promotion:
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Dec 8, 2018 17:19
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down n out posted:Undefeated in the ring, but getting KO'd by the SEC: We need an SEC logo with boxing gloves on or something. The image is so crystal clear from that post.
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Dec 8, 2018 17:27
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Lawlicaust posted:Nah, actually a large company where data lineage is important. But gently caress blockchain for that. It might be theoretically possible but it would be the worst loving way to do it. Blockchain is the worst way to do anything it does.
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Dec 8, 2018 20:46
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So $3250 is the current bottom. It can't go any lower than that. Just like $6k was the bottom for a long time. Hmm....Then $3k will probably be the new bottom. Fun times.
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Dec 9, 2018 00:50
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Blockchain is the worst way to do anything it does. I dunno. It’s probably the best at scamming idiots and CTOs.
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Dec 9, 2018 01:02
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Remember when ghostty said it was impossible for the price to drop below 6k? Lol
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Dec 9, 2018 01:02
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Remember when Ham Sandwiches would post? Then it was Ghosty. Now it's I'm a stupid linux user. He'll go away and then someone new will show up to pwn us all with his hot takes and vaguely credible claims about cashing out and making mad stacks.
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Dec 9, 2018 01:11
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Not gonna lie, I read the bitcoin thread when some dude paid like 10k bitcoins for some other dude to buy him a dominos pizza. I could’ve got loaded on idiots but I thought it was too stupid to succeed. In reality I probably would have not made much since I would have sold it all early or had dollars in a “hacked” exchange but still, I’d like to go back to 2011 and throw a couple grand at this idiocy and enjoy the returns a year ago
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Dec 9, 2018 03:04
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Waltzing Along posted:Remember when Ham Sandwiches would post? Then it was Ghosty. Now it's I'm a stupid linux user. He'll go away and then someone new will show up to pwn us all with his hot takes and vaguely credible claims about cashing out and making mad stacks. Ghostty will always be my favorite for making this post. Bitcoin 3000: Anal Creampied Hiv Positive Supervirus Retard Nocoiner Cucks win this round
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Dec 9, 2018 03:06
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let it mellow posted:Not gonna lie, I read the bitcoin thread when some dude paid like 10k bitcoins for some other dude to buy him a dominos pizza. I could’ve got loaded on idiots but I thought it was too stupid to succeed. Let me tell you about lottery tickets, my friend. They sell the things for a couple bucks, every once in a while one is worth millions. You can even go back week by week and see the winning numbers and wish you would have picked them that week.
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Dec 9, 2018 03:08
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So is it a soft bottom or power bottom at 3200?
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Dec 9, 2018 04:06
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Lote posted:So is it a soft bottom or power bottom at 3200? It's an Anal Creampied Hiv Positive Supervirus Retard Cuck Power Bottom
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Dec 9, 2018 04:16
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QuarkJets posted:It's an Anal Creampied Hiv Positive Supervirus Retard Cuck Power Bottom That is attached with a tether.
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Dec 9, 2018 04:26
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let it mellow posted:Not gonna lie, I read the bitcoin thread when some dude paid like 10k bitcoins for some other dude to buy him a dominos pizza. I could’ve got loaded on idiots but I thought it was too stupid to succeed. you can't think of it from this perspective. you have to think about it like this: "even if i had bought/mined/accepted bitcoin, unless i kept it all in a completely offline wallet, i would've lost it all in mtgox, billion-dollar backdoor heists, storing it exchanges that were never legitimate to begin with, or any other number of other ways that people who were just waiting for their btc to appreciate have lost it over the past decade."
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The White Dragon posted:you can't think of it from this perspective. you have to think about it like this: even completely offline isnt 100% safe, hello hard drive / device failure
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Dec 9, 2018 05:00
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Dec 9, 2018 05:03
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Lol, he has a GoFundMe. "I've wasted incredible amounts of money. I've failed, and I'm broke. Please donate so I can face no consequences, and take another swing at this." quote:$20 of $230,000 goal Lol, again.
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Dec 9, 2018 05:07
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Ad by Khad posted:even completely offline isnt 100% safe, hello hard drive / device failure If there was a way to prove that the mined coins to date are still accessible by their owners (regardless of how they were gained), I’d wager a bet that it’d be about 20% of the coins out there, max. Weren’t more than half of the coins mined to date done so in the first like 3 weeks the network was up regardless, and the first person to mine (all hail Satoshi) literally has like 25% of the loving coins in existence? I think that most of the people getting into this thing don’t realize how “get rich quick” relies on the first people in gaming the suckers, and that as of today the game is 100% suckers.
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Dec 9, 2018 05:08
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lmao at the physical bitcoins they sell on amazon quote:Question: How many microns thick is the gold plating? Just as durable and reliable in value as the real thing
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He deserves it for wearing that hat. Not because of the bitcoin logo, though that is part of it. Not because the hat is too big for his small head. But because of the awful flat brim which shows he is completely retarded.
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