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legendaryRev posted:So I’m an old here, and haven’t posted in very long time. Not to make this too “life affirmation story” or anything like that, but this thread has probably saved me from some self- harm poo poo. I definitely keep up with politics, and it’s been a rough 2 years for me, because of reading blogs and turning to the basic reaction of gnashing teeth and wrending of cloths because of the shitshow that America has become. And then I found this thread, and my quality of life has increased significantly. My only regret is that I’ve hmboled so hard, that I miss my balls. But I have the solace of being able to view them from space from time to time, much like the ISS, and sometimes I can see Mercury and say to myself, “there’s Mercury and my balls, what a rich pageant we live.” So thank you, goons, for giving me some perspective. And also allowing my balls to be satellites, because life is so short. And also the acknowledgment that our president is indeed retarded. We Welcome, friend. It’s all lols here on out
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I feel like we're entering the "so many crimes nobody can keep track of them all" phase of the Trump presidency. I'm thinking of a scenario where the crimes are so blatant that there enough republicans in the Senate willing to join democrats in voting for Trump's removal, but Mitch McConnell refuses to bring it to a vote because "gently caress you I'm Mitch McConnell". But I don't know enough about Senate procedure to know if McConnell can do that.
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I have a real loathing for Trump and all his ilk, but I gotta say it's just not the same as the fervent, sharp hatred I have for Mitch
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NotWearingPants posted:
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Blast of Confetti posted:lol at even assuming dems will vote to impeach Lol at the report becoming public?
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol at the report becoming public? I think the idea is that everything gets released as he goes,
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Powershift posted:Rex Tillerson could have just carried on being a big money oil billionaire and doing whatever the gently caress he wanted to do Wasn't he going to turn it down but his wife made him do it for good country or some poo poo.
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Good: Patreon is deleting alt-right users of their site Bad: Apparently Sargon of Akkad, not even the best of the alt-righters, was making $12k/month from Patreon 
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lol. it's like t here's educated people, retards, and college retards preying on the retards. famous recipe no doubt
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WhyteRyce posted:Wasn't he going to turn it down but his wife made him do it for good country or some poo poo. Hey, maybe she wanted to join Melania and get some primo Secret Service (dick) Sauce too.
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Otacon posted:"mr president, they invited you to flip the coin at kickoff before the game tonight" Flipping should be illegal
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Powershift posted:Rex Tillerson could have just carried on being a big money oil billionaire and doing whatever the gently caress he wanted to do Dumb as a rock, and lazy as hell! 
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The differences between president Trump and president Benson have all but disappeared https://youtu.be/5ERw5_Nng9Y
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legendaryRev posted:So I’m an old here, and haven’t posted in very long time. Not to make this too “life affirmation story” or anything like that, but this thread has probably saved me from some self- harm poo poo. I definitely keep up with politics, and it’s been a rough 2 years for me, because of reading blogs and turning to the basic reaction of gnashing teeth and wrending of cloths because of the shitshow that America has become. And then I found this thread, and my quality of life has increased significantly. My only regret is that I’ve hmboled so hard, that I miss my balls. But I have the solace of being able to view them from space from time to time, much like the ISS, and sometimes I can see Mercury and say to myself, “there’s Mercury and my balls, what a rich pageant we live.” So thank you, goons, for giving me some perspective. And also allowing my balls to be satellites, because life is so short. And also the acknowledgment that our president is indeed retarded. We You must have had some gigantic balls if you can see them all the way out there with the naked eye. On topic: It's early on Sunday morning here in the UK. I checked the newspaper headlines while I was doing errands. Absolutely nothing about the trouble Trump is in but that is understandable because our government is falling apart too. I'll check again later, it's prabably buried in the world news sections or it could be front page news by tomorrow.
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Killer_B posted:Hey, maybe she wanted to join Melania and get some primo Secret Service (dick) Sauce too. Oh yeah that's right, a lol from a century ago in hell world. Melania stays at the trump tower NYC as much as she can, because she is (or was)getting plowed by the security manager of the Tiffany's store whenever trumpito is away.
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red19fire posted:Oh yeah that's right, a lol from a century ago in hell world. Melania stays at the trump tower NYC as much as she can, because she is (or was)getting plowed by the security manager of the Tiffany's store whenever trumpito is away. Which is weird because when he was in New York he was also plowing away at his Mexican maid, possibly producing a love child
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trem_two posted:https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1071582984397078528  "People who graduated from law school should not practice law." Not even some rando on fuckin' People's Court; no, actually spent the cash and sat through the bar, and has the legal certification to do the legal. And yet they still shouldn't be practicing law. Wanna see John Kelly pull an absolute alpha move and just stay in office. Then, when people come asking why he hasn't left yet, just say "The president has yet to fire me, and I'm not resigning" The ultimate stony-face straight man
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Jel Shaker posted:Which is weird because when he was in New York he was also plowing away at his Mexican maid, possibly producing a love child please, nothing that man will ever produce could possibly be described as a love child
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Haven't seen this posted in a while, for the few people who haven't seen it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E nockturne fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Dec 9, 2018 |
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Speaking of the UK: It's gotten so bad even BBC news anchors are ending their shows with stuff like "I'll see you at the same time next week, unless Theresa May appoints me as the next Brexit minister"
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Dissapointed Owl posted:please, nothing that man will ever produce could possibly be described as a love child One theory about him and Flynn getting so huffy about Stormy Daniels, is that not only was "Tiny Hands" banging her, as well as Playboy models and the like..... While there's no evidence of it, suppose he (through whatever demonic witchcraft and/or devil's pact made it possible) happened to father a child with one of them. Now suppose the legaleze is specific enough, that Melania gets some TREMENDOUS amount of money payout if it was found that he happened to father a child out of wedlock? I mean, sure. He doesn't give a gently caress about moral consequences in this case; Losing a poo poo-ton of money? (via alimony) I'm sure that bothers him YUUUUUUGELY, money is all he loving cares about. Seems he probably wouldn't be happy about having to support any number of bastard kids who might not have been "Alt-Reich" compliant, let's just say. And now, back to your previously scheduled programming.
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moostaffa posted:Speaking of the UK: It's gotten so bad even BBC news anchors are ending their shows with stuff like "I'll see you at the same time next week, unless Theresa May appoints me as the next Brexit minister" I noticed the last Planet Earth documentary went to some really dark places. Are you okay over there, Atlantic Ocean buddy?
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Majere posted:How much overpriced gaudy jewelry do you think the Saudis bought recently? LOL I just looked this up, because I'm like, "how do you guys keep up with all this stuff?" Turns out Ivanka laundering money for the Saudis was a story last December, and I never even heard about it.
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I've lost count, how many people is this who found out they were fired from the news/twitter?
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:I noticed the last Planet Earth documentary went to some really dark places. Are you okay over there, Atlantic Ocean buddy? I know I'm not the guy you asked but let me just put it like this: Our media is going through some strange phases. First confusion then grim acceptance. Next came the exasperation and now it is giving way to sarcasm and snarkiness. I'm guessing the next phase is going to be outrage and anger. Channel 4 news is good because they are not scared to present counter-points to the things politicians say. I stopped watching TV news a while ago and only came back to it a recently. It turns out old-school traditional media is getting as fed up with being lied to as the public is. Here's a very tame example from last month: https://www.channel4.com/news/california-wildfires-deadliest-in-states-history I'm sorry if you trans-atlantic cousins of ours can't view that.
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Valko posted:I know I'm not the guy you asked but let me just put it like this: Our media is going through some strange phases. First confusion then grim acceptance. Next came the exasperation and now it is giving way to sarcasm and snarkiness. I'm guessing the next phase is going to be outrage and anger. channel 4 news is unquestionably the best news in the world right now but I do lol to myself when I see their reports get like 100 views on YouTube whereas some ol corporate propaganda from MSNBC get a few million
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legendaryRev posted:So I’m an old here, and haven’t posted in very long time. Not to make this too “life affirmation story” or anything like that, but this thread has probably saved me from some self- harm poo poo. I definitely keep up with politics, and it’s been a rough 2 years for me, because of reading blogs and turning to the basic reaction of gnashing teeth and wrending of cloths because of the shitshow that America has become. And then I found this thread, and my quality of life has increased significantly. My only regret is that I’ve hmboled so hard, that I miss my balls. But I have the solace of being able to view them from space from time to time, much like the ISS, and sometimes I can see Mercury and say to myself, “there’s Mercury and my balls, what a rich pageant we live.” So thank you, goons, for giving me some perspective. And also allowing my balls to be satellites, because life is so short. And also the acknowledgment that our president is indeed retarded. We The cspam Trump threads were detrimental to my mental health and led me to drink way too much which was in turn detrimental to my marriage, but now that I have a void to fill in my life they are the only thing to keep my mind occupied for hours at a time. 
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This WaPo opinion piece lead me to this long read from 2017 about the highest ranking Russian mobsters allegedly using Trump real estate as laundromats since the 80's. It would make sense that Cohen wouldn't want to give up anything about business with the Bratva.
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Valko posted:I know I'm not the guy you asked but let me just put it like this: Our media is going through some strange phases. First confusion then grim acceptance. Next came the exasperation and now it is giving way to sarcasm and snarkiness. I'm guessing the next phase is going to be outrage and anger. I feel bad for you guys. I mean, Trump is just America being a hot mess, like usual. But David Attenborough should be on suicide watch.
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https://twitter.com/Quodverum_/status/1071634835616215040 I get followed by what I think is a bot on Twitter. Normally it's right-wing trash; but this stopped me cold at 'Donald Trump - strategic genius' & I felt to need to read & share.
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legendaryRev posted:So I’m an old here, and haven’t posted in very long time. Not to make this too “life affirmation story” or anything like that, but this thread has probably saved me from some self- harm poo poo. I definitely keep up with politics, and it’s been a rough 2 years for me, because of reading blogs and turning to the basic reaction of gnashing teeth and wrending of cloths because of the shitshow that America has become. And then I found this thread, and my quality of life has increased significantly. My only regret is that I’ve hmboled so hard, that I miss my balls. But I have the solace of being able to view them from space from time to time, much like the ISS, and sometimes I can see Mercury and say to myself, “there’s Mercury and my balls, what a rich pageant we live.” So thank you, goons, for giving me some perspective. And also allowing my balls to be satellites, because life is so short. And also the acknowledgment that our president is indeed retarded. We 
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