NFL Week 14 SNF GDT: Mitch needs to perk up

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nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Bears loving own wow

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:17

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:12

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

HICKS!

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:17

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Guys I think the Bears might be for real

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:17

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

That...ought to just about do it.

Rams get the ball back down at least 9 around 2:30 best case scenario? Barring the Bears going pass happy or something.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:17

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

walmart spent more for that ad than it'll give all it's hourly employees combined this year

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:17

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Nervous posted:

(f) If the game clock is stopped after a down in which there was a foul by either team, following
enforcement or declination of a penalty, the game clock will start as if the foul had not occurred,
except that the clock will start on the snap if:
(1) the foul occurs after the two-minute warning of
the first half;
(2) the foul occurs inside the last five minutes of
the second half; or
(3) a specific rule prescribes otherwise.
A.R. 4.4
Second–and-10 on A30. Runner A1 goes to the A40 where he is tackled. During A1’s run, A2 clipped B1 at
the A35.
Ruling:
A’s ball second-and-20 on A20. Game Clock starts on
ready-to-play signal after penalty is enforced
except inside the last two minutes of the first half or the last five minutes of the second half.
A.R. 4.5
Second-and-10 on A30. Runner A1 goes to the A40 and
steps out of bounds there. During A1’s run, A2
clipped B1 at the A35.
Ruling:
A’s ball second-and-20 on A20. Game clock starts with Referee’s ready signal as ball was dead
when runner ran out of bounds, except inside the la
st two minutes of first half or inside last five minutes of the
second half.

Looks like you can false start your way through a game until the last five minutes of the second half

One neat trick to break NFL games! Broadcasters hate it!

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:17

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Guys I think the Bears might be for real

This is all some elaborate illusion.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Anyone else's nipples could cut glass now?

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

Strobe posted:

"Save Yourself" is a pretty fantastic bumper tune for that.

bumper music goon is the most consistently good thing on SNF

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

bears are rushing the quarterback with the spirit of chicagoans going for 10 cent italian beef sandwiches

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

trubisky really is jim mcmahon 2.0 lol

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Grittybeard posted:

That...ought to just about do it.

Rams get the ball back down at least 9 around 2:30 best case scenario? Barring the Bears going pass happy or something.

Bears tied it up with even less time last week right?

But yeah it ought to be done now

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Rams are total frauds and I�m glad of it.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

lol, how do you possibly take that sack, just throw it to anybody and see if they can make a play on the ball you moron

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

GrimGypsy posted:

walmart spent more for that ad than it'll give all it's hourly employees combined this year

Several times over

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Stabbing Westward stinger

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Nervous posted:

(f) If the game clock is stopped after a down in which there was a foul by either team, following
enforcement or declination of a penalty, the game clock will start as if the foul had not occurred,
except that the clock will start on the snap if:
(1) the foul occurs after the two-minute warning of
the first half;
(2) the foul occurs inside the last five minutes of
the second half; or
(3) a specific rule prescribes otherwise.
A.R. 4.4
Second�and-10 on A30. Runner A1 goes to the A40 where he is tackled. During A1�s run, A2 clipped B1 at
the A35.
Ruling:
A�s ball second-and-20 on A20. Game Clock starts on
ready-to-play signal after penalty is enforced
except inside the last two minutes of the first half or the last five minutes of the second half.
A.R. 4.5
Second-and-10 on A30. Runner A1 goes to the A40 and
steps out of bounds there. During A1�s run, A2
clipped B1 at the A35.
Ruling:
A�s ball second-and-20 on A20. Game clock starts with Referee�s ready signal as ball was dead
when runner ran out of bounds, except inside the la
st two minutes of first half or inside last five minutes of the
second half.

Looks like you can false start your way through a game until the last five minutes of the second half

Any team with a 21 point lead should false start the whole second half away.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

420_Power_Rangers posted:

bumper music goon is the most consistently good thing on SNF

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

Ummagumma: Jul 19, 2004; skydog

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Guys I think the Bears might be for real

They're a playoff team but I dunno how far they will go if Mitch keeps overthrowing all the guys Nagy schemes open for him. I hope he figures it out, though!

Either way, it's been a fun season.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Grittybeard posted:

He had a heart attack a couple of weeks ago but I think he's still around.

I think they're closing one of his steakhouses, too.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

the rams might be frauds

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:18

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Silly Burrito posted:

Anyone else's nipples could cut glass now?

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:19

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Oh Lordy it's Ditka.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:19

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Rams used up all their points, they don't got no points left.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:19

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Silly Burrito posted:

Anyone else's nipples could cut glass now?

I live in Chicago, and just took out the trash...so, yes.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:20

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

Rams used up all their points, they don't got no points left.

seems foolish

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:20

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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How did the Saints let Hicks go?

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:20

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Silly Burrito posted:

How did the Saints let Hicks go?

They traded him to the Patriots for Michael Hoomamamamamammauie

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:20

Ummagumma: Jul 19, 2004; skydog

Silly Burrito posted:

How did the Saints let Hicks go?

I think it was something about not fitting their scheme? I'm not sure. I remember before the game they played last year that Hicks was pretty tight-lipped about what happened there.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:21

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Rams should have about five more losses than they do.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:21

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

put this away, Parkey

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:21

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Silly Burrito posted:

Oh Lordy it's Ditka.

Noted Packers Superfan Mike Ditka?

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:22

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Kalli posted:

They traded him to the Patriots for Michael Hoomamamamamammauie

Well that worked out.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:22

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

okay Parkey.

Don't gently caress this up

# ? Dec 10, 2018 05:22