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what do you like best
This poll is closed.
pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

That pass is so drat cool, I'm waiting for someone to say defense was poo poo, but goddamn what defender sees that pass coming

https://i.imgur.com/nAcQh4b.mp4

Good dog.

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

TheBigAristotle posted:

That pass is so drat cool, I'm waiting for someone to say defense was poo poo, but goddamn what defender sees that pass coming

https://i.imgur.com/nAcQh4b.mp4

theres nothing in the rules that says a dog cant play football

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bogan Krkic posted:

theres nothing in the rules that says a dog cant play football

:hmmyes:

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004


This movie was bullshit and in no way should a dog be allowed to win the Balon D'or. Now Santiago Muñez, there was a player.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Riotgrrill posted:

This movie was bullshit and in no way should a dog be allowed to win the Balon D'or. Now Santiago Muñez, there was a player.

but can he twerk?

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

Bogan Krkic posted:

but can he twerk?

No

Pen Express
Sep 23, 2009
https://youtu.be/bF0qNYlm0QU

I watch this every often to remind me of how Ronaldo went from an insane dribbling machine to the ridiculous goal scorer he’s been for the last 10 years.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Holy poo poo that video is so old.

It doesn't include my favorite skill he does which is the fake backheel when the fullback overlaps. I love that poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXyqrMrp11E

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://i.imgur.com/zp7r3bG.mp4

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

incredible

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



Third Newtonian law at work guys, nothing to see here.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisvLFC/status/1070442120723513344?s=19&fbclid=IwAR2vmjaI0tWLIzmoXGUt7lNOsN3WALFnv7Vtl6oOs_qQckJe1kZO9J0yiuM

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


i put in almost this exact tackle at futsal 2 days ago and didn't knock myself out but i did get sent off

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
its a pretty cunty thing to do steve, you probably deserved that red tbf

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Eau de MacGowan posted:

its a pretty cunty thing to do steve, you probably deserved that red tbf

He’s Australian, the cuntiness is implied.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

it was less intentional than just horifically mistimed, but i absolutely deserved the red

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

boop

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

:dong::dong::dong::dong::dong::dong::dong::dong:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

pretty sure their dicks are touching too

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ftbllrswanimals/status/1071882071579213825

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/cboehm/status/1071975252861833216

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Nathan Lane?

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Hello, I'm looking for a picture, I think it was from the EC 2012 or something like that.
It was a photo of Rooney reading a note, and then the note itself was a crudely drawn figure playing football with an arrow pointing left. Then the figure eating a banana and then playing football again, this time with an arrow pointing right. Does anybody have any idea what I'm talking about?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/1072030655679213568

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1071518638094671879
https://twitter.com/ElevenSports_UK/status/1071513001386225664

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
And he does it without standing like a twat before the run up. Amazing, really.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/mesut-ozils-back-injury-linked-to-playing-too-much-fortnite/

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Of course mesut ozil has a two monitor setup

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Of course mesut ozil has a two monitor setup

You're just jealous he can see in 3D without a VR setup

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




LOL they base this on an article in the Bild-Zeitung, the German pissrag that makes the Sun looks like a legit newspaper.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Eau de MacGowan posted:

Of course mesut ozil has a two monitor setup

I expected them to be behind him tbh

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bundy posted:

I expected them to be behind him tbh

Must be nice to be able to watch two games at once though

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

these tweets have a lovely geoblock on them

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Germansimp posted:

LOL they base this on an article in the Bild-Zeitung, the German pissrag that makes the Sun looks like a legit newspaper.

I'm not 100% convinced about their medical theory of "if you're fit as hell as opposed to a fat gently caress your back will go bad from sitting in front of a computer real quick".

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Der Shovel posted:

I'm not 100% convinced about their medical theory of "if you're fit as hell as opposed to a fat gently caress your back will go bad from sitting in front of a computer real quick".

I dunno, professional athletes are going to be more vulnerable to a lot of muscular issues due to the regular physical stress they're under. Four hours sat hunched over a keyboard can absolutely gently caress you up when you're supposed to be recovering.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

sassassin posted:

I dunno, professional athletes are going to be more vulnerable to a lot of muscular issues due to the regular physical stress they're under. Four hours sat hunched over a keyboard can absolutely gently caress you up when you're supposed to be recovering.

is that how bodies work? I don’t think so. he probably just has a back problem from playing professional football and hasn’t been doing his proper recovery

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Well that is what he more or less is saying.

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