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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
coffee time!!

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

prefect posted:

you know those chocolate-covered espresso beans you can buy as a candy? are those the same kind of beans that get ground up to make coffee? if so, does that mean you can just eat any espresso beans directly?

there's nothing special about "espresso" beans. it's all just coffee. go nuts.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


doing some post-coffee poasting at work rn hell yeah

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

prefect posted:

you know those chocolate-covered espresso beans you can buy as a candy? are those the same kind of beans that get ground up to make coffee? if so, does that mean you can just eat any espresso beans directly?

My 5 year old took a big ‘ol sniff of some beans I was grinding the other day then reached and took an English Gentleman’s Snuff Pinch sized pinch of the grounds and ate them.

I was preparing my normal “Well, what did you learn?” :dadjoke: speech I use whenever he does an dumb, then he asked for more and took another scoop.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

prefect posted:

you know those chocolate-covered espresso beans you can buy as a candy? are those the same kind of beans that get ground up to make coffee? if so, does that mean you can just eat any espresso beans directly?

those are gonna be the cheapest trash seeds the candy makers can buy because the chocolate will blow away all but the barest hint of coffee taste

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

you can suck on the coffee beans and it's like you're brewing a cup in your mouth

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the primary difference iirc is that espresso is more finely ground right?

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


got the day off and brewing at home. feels like sunday morning

aww yeah :yum:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

bump_fn posted:

the primary difference iirc is that espresso is more finely ground right?

and it's brewed by forcing water through a small filter.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Another day, another perfect timing of the cheese toast being done just as the moka starts to percolate.

:c00l:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

haveing beans

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Captain Foo posted:

haveing beans

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the magical fruit

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

the more u eat the more u *greasy post-coffee making GBS threads noises, urgent groaning*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

drinking some high-quality coffee

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

how does this even happen

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


don’t respect the coffee and the coffe won’t respect you

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

incels interlinked posted:

how does this even happen
while using the inverted method you don't push the plunger in far enough and it slips out when you pick it up

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I like the gravity assist of literally every other coffee making method

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

I like the gravity assist of literally every other coffee making method

like creating a glass pressure chamber inside a cheap french press?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


drinking the coffee

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
keurig today

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
it’s cheaper than canned or going to the coffee truck

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


CrazyLittle posted:

like creating a glass pressure chamber inside a cheap french press?

my press has holes in it. extremely useful

when it explodes all over my counter I will edit this post

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


nooo

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


never kcup

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

I like the gravity assist of literally every other coffee making method

Not Moka.

:colbert:

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
without gravity the moka pot burble would just keep on burbling upwards until it hit the ceiling and made a real mess of your popcorn texture and Spooky Ghost (tm) behr premium paint (tm)

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Corla Plankun posted:

without gravity the moka pot burble would just keep on burbling upwards until it hit the ceiling and made a real mess of your popcorn texture and Spooky Ghost (tm) behr premium paint (tm)

We have an oven hood though?

:confused:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


thinking of an afternoon post lunch cappuccino

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


cappuccino after noon huh

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

thinking of an afternoon post lunch cappuccino

:stare:

Never after 9 AM, though?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

had one cup of okay coffee shop coffee today, not my usual place

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
spilled coffee in my keyboard

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

spilled coffee in my keyboard

Now you can get both a real keyboard and real coffee

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my keyboard cost $219

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
and the coffee is Kona that I ground and made with fancy bottled water

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm at home today

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
pouring a perfect #latte into my keyboard

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


psiox posted:

pouring a perfect #latte into my keyboard

subscribed

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