French Riots: a bas le CAVIAR, vive le KEBAB

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Feldegast42 posted:

So chuds around the world are still trying to co-op the protests I'm guessing

thank god we suck at english

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:13

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

i hope teump doesnt wear a yellow vest

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:14

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

i hope teump doesnt wear a yellow vest

He is more into brown shirts.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:17

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Feldegast42 posted:

So chuds around the world are still trying to co-op the protests I'm guessing

Chuds desperately want the yellow vest protests to be a right wing thing

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:31

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Dreddout posted:

Chuds desperately want the yellow vest protests to be a right wing thing

Yeah, see it's actually all about America and the republicans against the democrats, like everything else in the world. :rolleyes:

_{It's not about you, America.}

Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 17:37 on Dec 10, 2018

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:34

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Feldegast42 posted:

chuds around the world

They keep posting ridiculous photos

https://twitter.com/PattiaGarder/status/1072081083406143494?s=19

# ? Dec 10, 2018 18:06

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

twoday posted:

They keep posting ridiculous photos

https://twitter.com/PattiaGarder/status/1072081083406143494?s=19

I feel bad for the research team down there for having to put up with his poo poo

# ? Dec 10, 2018 18:41

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

these idiots break my brain, i wish they would stop liking the protests

# ? Dec 10, 2018 19:11

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Dreddout posted:

Chuds desperately want the yellow vest protests to be a right wing thing

not just chuds, but also american libs

# ? Dec 10, 2018 19:23

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

Lol what

the western right never got the memo that the nazis were booted out of the protest so they think it's a protest against globalism and jews

# ? Dec 10, 2018 19:33

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Well gently caress, the Duke of ANJOU, Louis de Bourbon support les gilets jaunes:
https://www.legitimite.fr/single-po...s-gilets-jaunes

quote:

Fran�ais, mes chers compatriotes,

Alors que se d�veloppe de semaine en semaine sur toute l��tendue du territoire national, le mouvement de protestation et de contestation des � Gilets Jaunes �, je tiens � exprimer ma solidarit� et ma profonde compassion pour ceux qui souffrent, d�nu�s de ressources, �cras�s de charges, humili�s et priv�s d�Esp�rance, et qui n�ont d�autre moyen d�expression que de se lever comme un seul homme pour manifester leur d�ception, leur angoisse et leur col�re. Ces Fran�ais, c�est la majorit� silencieuse qui se tait depuis des d�cennies et dont certains avaient oubli� l�existence. Aujourd�hui c�est le peuple de France qui se dresse pour d�fendre son mode de vie et sa dignit�.

Il est essentiel de l�entendre, essentiel de prendre en compte ses l�gitimes aspirations.

Bien s�r, il faut condamner et bannir le recours � la violence de certains groupes extr�mes qui cherchent � exploiter ce mouvement profond�ment populaire pour d�stabiliser l�Etat. Cette violence coupable et st�rile ne peut que favoriser la cause de ceux qui ne veulent pas entendre le cri de tout un peuple.

En ce jour de l�Immacul�e Conception, je confie la France � Notre Dame qui est la vraie Reine de France.

Que Dieu prot�ge la Fille a�n�e de Son Eglise, que Dieu vienne en aide aux Fran�ais malheureux, d�munis et souffrants. Qu�Il leur rende l�Esp�rance et la foi en l�avenir de notre pays qui doit se relever et renouer avec tout ce qui en a constitu� la grandeur autant que la paix des c�urs et la douceur de vivre.

Louis,
Duc d�Anjou

Well if even the Bourbons want to troll the president now...
Edit: Still waiting for the Bonapartist claimant, apparantly the orleanist one already supported the gilets too.

Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 19:40 on Dec 10, 2018

# ? Dec 10, 2018 19:37

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth: Apr 23, 2004

maybe you guys will quit fooling around and restore the Bonapartes to the throne

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:00

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

apparently macron is going to raise the smic (minimum wage) by 100 euros per month

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:11

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

is that a lot

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:23

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Yinlock posted:

the western right never got the memo that the nazis were booted out of the protest so they think it's a protest against globalism and jews

they think macron is literally a democrat

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:24

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Al! posted:

they think macron is literally a democrat

i've seen more than one "heh i guess macron and his SOCIALISM didn't work out for you huh????" take from chuds

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:27

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

maybe you guys will quit fooling around and restore the Bonapartes to the throne

In this age of centrism clearly we can compromise on the orleanists

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:28

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Why don't we get the Orleanist, Bonapartist, and Bourbonist on a panel together and they can rule jointly

A French Consulate, if you will

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:42

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Shear Modulus posted:

is that a lot

how do you like cuts in public spending

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:46

Goon Danton: May 24, 2012; Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Al! posted:

they think macron is literally a democrat

He is NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT

Just keep reminding them and they'll hate him in no time

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:55

ssera: Aug 9, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

is that a lot

Not really. Currently they get approx �1200 a month... even with 100 more, �1300 a month won't get you far.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 21:20

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

ok it didnt sound like a lot

# ? Dec 10, 2018 22:08

Sassy Sasquatch: Feb 28, 2013

Guys I have a brilliant plan to put a stop to these riots.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 23:50

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

2nd Bankers International

# ? Dec 10, 2018 23:50

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Let them eat €100

# ? Dec 10, 2018 23:51

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Nationalists all over the world, unite!
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1072161456857088000

# ? Dec 11, 2018 00:06

Flowers For Algeria: Dec 3, 2005; I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.

Avirosb posted:

Nationalists all over the world, unite!
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1072161456857088000

lmao at all the q morons commenting on that cartoon

makes me realize how much "where we go one we go all" makes them sound like they�re proud of all being sheep in their cult

and no one to tell garrison that he�d get his fashy face bashed in at those riots.

morons all of them

# ? Dec 11, 2018 00:14

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

Avirosb posted:

Nationalists all over the world, unite!
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1072161456857088000

based and redpilled nationalist melenchon

# ? Dec 11, 2018 00:22

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Toplowtech posted:

Well gently caress, the Duke of ANJOU, Louis de Bourbon support les gilets jaunes:
https://www.legitimite.fr/single-po...s-gilets-jaunes

Well if even the Bourbons want to troll the president now...
Edit: Still waiting for the Bonapartist claimant, apparantly the orleanist one already supported the gilets too.

If even nobility that still takes itself seriously thinks Macron has shat the bed, are there any groups left who like him? He�s rapidly becoming French Theresa May.

# ? Dec 11, 2018 00:57

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

Lmao macron wouldn�t even consider reinstating the wealth tax

# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:02

Sassy Sasquatch: Feb 28, 2013

Here's a livestream of French people walling an official building: https://www.facebook.com/GiletsJaunesMontDeMarsan/videos/377233256345669/

They just tagged it with "ISF". (Referencing the wealth tax that Macron repelled the day he took office)

Sassy Sasquatch has issued a correction as of 01:06 on Dec 11, 2018

# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:04

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

my god montresor

# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:06

Goon Danton: May 24, 2012; Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Avirosb posted:

Nationalists all over the world, unite!
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1072161456857088000

Was that supposed to be a beret?

# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:09

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

lmao of course it was

# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:48

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

It's a cross between a beret and a MAGA hat

# ? Dec 11, 2018 02:37

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Toplowtech posted:

Well gently caress, the Duke of ANJOU, Louis de Bourbon support les gilets jaunes:
https://www.legitimite.fr/single-po...s-gilets-jaunes

Well if even the Bourbons want to troll the president now...
Edit: Still waiting for the Bonapartist claimant, apparantly the orleanist one already supported the gilets too.

they get nervous when the guillotines come out