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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1072313423805976577

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I got the gift ideas for your MAGA family members









https://twitter.com/WXTX54/status/1062851689496092674

https://twitter.com/JustTheTweets17/status/1030120835460280321

https://twitter.com/AlexThomasDC/status/1064567431006486529





gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



So he's admitting that firing Comey was a massive self-own?

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Rereading trumps tweet today, the most likely explanation is that he misspelled "mmm, cock rings".

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Nunes is apparently leaking loving everything again, no big deal

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RedState/status/1072195823184830469


quote:

The writing is clearly on the wall. President Trump will be impeached. The odds of him being removed from office is very low but the odds of him being impeached by the House of Representatives approaches 100%. Despite the noises you are hearing from the Democrat party and its Congressional caucus, the House Democrats can’t not impeach Trump for several reasons.

First, they have to even the score for Clinton. Clinton’s impeachment is still believed to be a wildly radical and improper step taken by a highly partisan special prosecutor and getting their own back will be just too great a temptation to resist.

Second, they want to put an asterisk by Trump’s election. The whole Russia-collusion narrative is being exposed for the utter bullsh** rational people always knew it to be.
In its place they are going to use President Trump’s payments to two mistresses as a way of locking in their narrative that Trump won by cheating. As Nadler says, “they were committed in the service of fraudulently obtaining the office.”

Third, their base demands it and will punish them if they don’t.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

TulliusCicero posted:

Nunes is apparently leaking loving everything again, no big deal

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/888724194820857857
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/888708453560184832

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



lol yeah right

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

this is exactly why it's closed door, so tump can say whatever the gently caress he wants and there won't be any contradiction because it's closed testimony

not that turmp thought of that idea himself, everyone loving expected this

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Flesh Forge posted:

this is exactly why it's closed door, so tump can say whatever the gently caress he wants and there won't be any contradiction because it's closed testimony

not that turmp thought of that idea himself, everyone loving expected this

It's this. Fox News had a barrage of GOP Committee members today who were just making up poo poo that Comey said in the hearings

It's not like it matters though; no one outside of idiots cares what a bunch of outgoing Congress fucks ask Comey, because in January they can't do poo poo.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1071519723605520384?s=19

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
Comey only testified on the condition that a transcript be released within 24 hours, it's right here: https://www.lawfareblog.com/document-transcript-james-comeys-dec-7-interview-house-committees

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
lol you think people will READ that poo poo :rolleyes: it might as well not exist man!

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003


"I'm such a clever, important, and powerful person," I think to myself as I document and brag about every loving illegal thing I do.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I got the gift ideas for your MAGA family members



I'm imagining a one night stand where it's all fun until these are revealed, and then the other person just stares for a long moment before silently getting dressed and leaving.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

People think he's a big toughman because he rudely talks over people and insults them with 1st grade level nicknames. Remember that scene in Scott Pilgrim where his roommate orders him to break up with the girlfriend he's cheating on and he whines "but it's haaaarrrrrrd!" ?

That's Donald Trump.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Norton the First posted:

Uh....wow.

Gotta be honest, I really didn't think much of the Russia thing after the election, I thought it was just our turn to get some kicks in after years of Benghazi. Did we end up stumbling into some kind of Venona project type poo poo?

Yes.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









TulliusCicero posted:

Nunes is apparently leaking loving everything again, no big deal

they published the transcript

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/1071960155288408066?s=19

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

dreadmojo posted:

they published the transcript

it's made somewhat easier to read in that you can just skip over any of the Republican congressmen because they're only there to jerk off dumb poo poo like PETER STRZOK SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT MR TRUPM

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
it's still really funny that the man most people knew for saying "you're fired" on the tv is in fact terrified of saying "you're fired"

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1072318652752502784?s=19

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Stink Billyums posted:

it's still really funny that the man most people knew for saying "you're fired" on the tv is in fact terrified of saying "you're fired"

it's projection all the way down

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Flesh Forge posted:

it's made somewhat easier to read in that you can just skip over any of the Republican congressmen because they're only there to jerk off dumb poo poo like PETER STRZOK SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT MR TRUPM

Wait. The Great Lover Peter Strzok ?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

What the christ?

Hey yes I know that thing that happened was bad but... LOOK OVER THERE *runs away*

e: Reminds me of this old skit. "Quit trying to talk to me about the war. Gay people are getting married!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLuALBnolM

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Dec 11, 2018

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
Just imagined that if someone would throw a shoe at Donno.J, like that Iraqi hero did at Bush

Donald wouldn't be able to dodge

lol

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

skipThings posted:

Just imagined that if someone would throw a shoe at Donno.J, like that Iraqi hero did at Bush

Donald wouldn't be able to dodge

lol

Probably why he hasn't visited combat trrops yet

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Catastrophe posted:

What the christ?

Hey yes I know that thing that happened was bad but... LOOK OVER THERE *runs away*

e: Reminds me of this old skit. "Quit trying to talk to me about the war. Gay people are getting married!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLuALBnolM

lmao the oil bit still loving slays me

Anyway, Trump dumb as hell.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Loden Taylor posted:

I'm imagining a one night stand where it's all fun until these are revealed, and then the other person just stares for a long moment before silently getting dressed and leaving.

I’m imagining a scene where a buff maga man hires two undocumented immigrants to do some work on his patio with the intent of stiffing them on the pay and dropping them off at ICE but then he’s overcome with arousal and rips off his pants to reveal these shorts and the chud and the illegals just go no holes barred on each other for an hour.

then in the second act the two illegals are back looking for work and get picked up by ice and put in detention and then the burley guard comes in and you guessed it: more fuckin.

Then maybe in the final scene you get a donald trump look alike doing an inspection of the new border wall but they hosed up and didn’t make it transparent and donald gets killed by a trebuchet launched bail of drugs and then the border guards take turns assfucking his corpse.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



dreadmojo posted:

they published the transcript

I'm surprised they actually got the GOP to agree to that. They love closed door sessions so they can make poo poo up

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

It doesn't really matter, chuds wont read it anyway so little bits can still be taken out of context for whatever dumbshit conspiracy they are trying to push.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Look it's me, the guy who works at a secondary school on the other side of the world.

Look at how this generation views the state of the world

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Even the score for Bill Clinton? Who loving cares about Bill Clinton?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Johnny Walker posted:

Even the score for Bill Clinton? Who loving cares about Bill Clinton?

Chuds.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Zeriel posted:

Probably why he hasn't visited combat trrops yet

It's a small sample size but the few military folks I've seen in my Facebook feed are all Willie Pete levels of hot to slob on the toadstool knob.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Save us my frumpy Russian waifu.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Johnny Walker posted:

Even the score for Bill Clinton? Who loving cares about Bill Clinton?

All they have is whataboutism as their defense.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000




I hate to fund these grifters, but I couldn't help it. Just purchased the two volumes -- fingers crossed they don't get to make a 3rd volume (although a "final descent into madness" third volume to complete the trilogy would be awesome.)

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

TulliusCicero posted:

I'm surprised they actually got the GOP to agree to that. They love closed door sessions so they can make poo poo up

Oh they'll still make poo poo up, just there's a big difference between "full video available" and "full text available" and they know it.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Johnny Walker posted:

Even the score for Bill Clinton? Who loving cares about Bill Clinton?

Wasn't Bill Clinton to even the score for Nixon?? Nice country you got there lmao

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a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012

Jestery posted:

Look it's me, the guy who works at a secondary school on the other side of the world.

Look at how this generation views the state of the world



That's pretty good but not really in the spirit of the tarot cards actual meaning.

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