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Nair can work
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 01:00 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 04:24 |
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Turns out that yes, a 37 year old man is supposed to have hair on the sides of their calves. Thank you rear end A’NNO.
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 01:05 |
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Stubble can be just as bad, so be prepared to have to get it waxed or whatever regularly.
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 02:19 |
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Nair works, as long as you follow the instructions (test it by putting it on for half the time first if you've got extra sensitive baby skin). If your hair is particularly thick or dense, do not lengthen the time you leave it on. Just repeat after rinsing.
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 03:06 |
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This dude knows what he's talking about. Chemical burns hurt! I did it to my legs for a triathlon, and they looked like I walked through a large briar patch.
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 03:14 |
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CAUTIONARY TALE (Sorry for poo poo format this is a c/p) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good”. Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 06:26 |
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‘do not apply to knob and bollocks’, as the classic Amazon review has it.
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# ? Dec 9, 2018 09:10 |
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Ted Crilly still trying to shave his hairy arse after all these years.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 15:21 |
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quote:My confession is that if this round of interviews doesn't pan out and I don't get a "real" job (noncontracting), I plan to move to SE Asia and split my time between Thailand and Macau. The level of income I get is enough to have a nice life there, especially if I supplement my income with live poker. I feel like Southeast Asia is probably full of disaffected white dudes supplementing their income with live poker, but it really sounds like you need a break from your life, of indeterminate length, and there's not a whole lot keeping you here, so if you have the wherewithal to pull it off, go for it. Honestly if I were you I'd crash somewhere else until that gets figured out, starting immediately. Who cares what they tell people? They'll tell people whatever they want regardless of what you do. quote:So.... I've never told anyone about this before, except for my mother, and that was only recently. I'm sorry that happened to you, but at the very least, it's good that you and your mom were able to be supportive for each other. That's honestly a good start, but I would still recommend you try to talk to a professional about it at some point (and her too). Stuff like this can leave marks in subtle ways.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 15:40 |
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Southeast Asia goon, before you go you should definitely cut your dick off and leave it with your parents. That way they can’t say you abandoned them, you left an important part of yourself back at home. Good luck!
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 15:59 |
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sugar free jazz posted:Southeast Asia goon, before you go you should definitely cut your dick off and leave it with your parents. That way they can’t say you abandoned them, you left an important part of yourself back at home. Good luck! If he's going to Thailand it might be better to leave his dick in the USA. That way, no one accuses him of sex tourism.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 16:52 |
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eh nvm
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:40 |
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Rad-daddio posted:If he's going to Thailand it might be better to leave his dick in the USA. That way, no one accuses him of sex tourism. He's still got the back
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 19:12 |
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:He's still got the back Cut your butthole off then too
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:21 |
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Odd posted:Cut your butthole off then too
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:23 |
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Nopeeeee nope nope
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 01:24 |
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SE Asia goon - put your bread in the freezer
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 12:15 |
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Sweet_Joke_Nectar posted:Nopeeeee nope nope The non artisanal Lust dildo from Se7en.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 13:23 |
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Reading the Amazon reviews for this at lunchtime was a wild ride.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 13:31 |
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Theophany posted:Reading the Amazon reviews for this at lunchtime was a wild ride. links?
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 13:43 |
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RFC2324 posted:links? There are also YouTube videos of it in action, but I'm at work. https://www.amazon.com/Hunters-Spec...customerReviews
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 13:47 |
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Ok the last one killed it, hot coworker goon is fake. I’m sorry but there’s no loving way your wife would just apropos of nothing start hanging out with a women 20-30 years her junior from your job, and if she would, then your wife was a loser without her own friends or life and she deserves to get cucked by this little psycho. I hope she axe murders you both and your kid gets adopted by rich, barren lesbians and leads a happier life than the train wreck you are raining down on them.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 14:06 |
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Sweet_Joke_Nectar posted:Nopeeeee nope nope I mean I can see why someone invented it but drat
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 14:30 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Ok the last one killed it, hot coworker goon is fake. IIRC, his wife is a couple years younger than him so the age difference is only 11-12 years. Also, there was some mention awhile back about his wife trying to start some full time Etsy business so she might in fact be a loser. Honestly, I've seen stranger friend/couples dynamics than this.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 14:37 |
SE Asian goon: Cut your dad's dick off
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 15:24 |
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Theophany posted:There are also YouTube videos of it in action, but I'm at work. I was expecting some funny poo poo.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 15:52 |
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Theophany posted:There are also YouTube videos of it in action, but I'm at work. I know, hunters put up videos coring out deer assholes on YouTube and it's a-okay, butI put up ONE loving video using the SAME PRODUCT on one of my kills and they're all "A bloo bloo, you're a murderer, cannibal, ."
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 15:58 |
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OutOfPrint posted:I know, hunters put up videos coring out deer assholes on YouTube and it's a-okay, butI put up ONE loving video using the SAME PRODUCT on one of my kills and they're all "A bloo bloo, you're a murderer, cannibal, ." Thats what you get for hunting pigs
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 16:02 |
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The idea that doing that is "field dressing," meaning I guess necessary to do before you bring the deer home and butcher it, is weird to me "I simply can't put this dead deer in my garage until its rear end in a top hat has been yanked out"
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 16:03 |
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loquacius posted:The idea that doing that is "field dressing," meaning I guess necessary to do before you bring the deer home and butcher it, is weird to me Dude you seem kinda smart so try this out: Do I want to spread bloody deer poo poo and shredded bits of prolapsed anus on my garage floor, my workbench, or maybe this $2.00 tarp in the middle of the woods so my house doesn’t smell like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Or you’ll spoil some of the meat because there is deer poop throughout your kill.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 16:22 |
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loquacius posted:The idea that doing that is "field dressing," meaning I guess necessary to do before you bring the deer home and butcher it, is weird to me You want to get the guts out ASAP because they're full of bacteria that will contaminate the meat.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 16:22 |
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non murderer of own food spotted
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 16:32 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Dude you seem kinda smart so try this out: I mean, there are other guts/organs in the deer which are gross and smell bad etc, you're not pulling them ALL out through the butthole, right ...right? I dunno it seems like an oddly specific thing to need to do right away that's all McGavin posted:You want to get the guts out ASAP because they're full of bacteria that will contaminate the meat. This sounds believable
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 16:36 |
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This tl;dr of the field dressing process has drawings instead of dead deer pics. You want to get all the bad stuff out asap.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 16:46 |
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RFC2324 posted:Thats what you get for hunting pigs
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 17:37 |
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RFC2324 posted:Thats what you get for hunting long pigs Fixed that for you
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 17:49 |
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New Wave Jose posted:Fixed that for you It was better when OP was a cop killer. All humans should be killed though so this is acceptable.
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# ? Dec 11, 2018 18:05 |
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The Fear posted:I went down to the bathroom. Shoving ice cream in your rear end is funny, but why didn't you get in to the shower instead?
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# ? Dec 12, 2018 12:55 |
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wesleywillis posted:Shoving ice cream in your rear end is funny, but why didn't you get in to the shower instead? No why. I copied it from some body building forum...
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# ? Dec 12, 2018 22:42 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 04:24 |
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Its not really a confession but I dont want to attach my post name to this posted:Let me constantly call Donald Trump "The Retard in Chief" outside of CSPAM without the fear of probation you loving cowards. Attach your username to this, you loving coward Anyway it's not a particularly good burn and I'd 6er you for not being imaginative enough The guy who was really worried about his ex telling his wife he's a furry had this to say: quote:Not that anyone cares but the recent Sonic Fox stuff and all so it can't up with my wife. She's known the entire time. When we have "Jewish sex" through a very soft comforter it's because she knew. We are exploring things now. It's a weird and wonderful dawn. I have no idea what "Jewish sex" is supposed to mean and have never heard the term before despite the fact that I've been having Jewish sex my entire adult life https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_and_sexuality Forbidden sexual acts under orthodox Judaism include adultery, incest, homosexuality (gay buttsex only though, all other kinds are fine), and period sex. If your weird furry sex with your wife includes none of these, it is kosher under Jewish law. Mazel tov! Anyway I can't really parse your first sentence but I'm glad things are turning out okay!
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