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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Giant Isopod posted:

I hope they seat Pelosi - or any woman in any position of power - next to Pence every single loving time for the next 2 years

make it AOC

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fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

Powershift posted:

I wish Trump was smart enough to know he was getting dunked on :(

When Schumer said something like "when thr president is bragging about winning North Dakota you know it's bad" and Trump comes back witb "and we DID win north dakota!"

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

"Chuck, that was very bad for you when you shut down the government, that really hurt you. You don't want to shut down the government.

...


Yeah I'm going to shut down the government."

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

fart store posted:

When Schumer said something like "when thr president is bragging about winning North Dakota you know it's bad" and Trump comes back witb "and we DID win north dakota!"

It's not hard to bait him into anything, what is difficult is getting a word in edgewise since he's such a loving bully/narcissist who will not stop talking. He kept saying in the same sentence that they will get the votes but don't have the votes, but can easily have the votes and don't need them but don't have the votes but also have the votes easily.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


WhyteRyce posted:

I'm probably giving Chuck and Nancy way too much credit but you could almost believe that they goaded him into this so they are blame free on a government shutdown with any non-CHUDs
I don't think they planned it, and I doubt they expected Trump to be stupid enough to actually say he'll take credit for a shutdown, but clearly they were delighted when he did.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1072554886527676416

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jose posted:

make it AOC

Pence will constantly ask her to refill his water.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Oscar Wild posted:

Pence will constantly ask her to refill his water trough.

Fixed.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Uh they need to air people arguing with Trump all the time because that was awesome as hell.

Trump sounds so loving dumb when he's trying to back up his points lol

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I watched that Trump/Pelosi/Schumer exchange in my work break room in Canada with about 20 other people from around the world and afterwards we all just looked at each other like "what the gently caress." I've never seen everyone go silent for anything on tv.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Bust Rodd posted:

isn’t it crazy how the Vice President openly refers to his wife as “Mother” and that’s the least creepy sexually deviant thing going on at the White House?

poo poo that's not even the most sexually deviant thing about Pence

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tumble posted:

Uh they need to air people arguing with Trump all the time because that was awesome as hell.

Trump sounds so loving dumb when he's trying to back up his points lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Jose posted:

lol this was after he said trump was bragging about ND and ID

https://i.imgur.com/afTQWpq.mp4

Should have casually asked how he plans to tweet from prison.

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
wait I’ve been misreading this the whole time

p e n c e c a l l s h i s w i f e m o t h e r?????


wtf

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Things are mattering, Trump is getting dunked on more and more. People are reading the writing on the walls - he's dumb as hell and you just need to call him on his bullshit. I don't know why it took this long, but at least it's happening.

Calling it now - the government WILL shut down, Trump will claim it's the 23 Angry Dems.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

wait I’ve been misreading this the whole time

p e n c e c a l l s h i s w i f e m o t h e r?????


wtf

Ronald Reagan called Nancy "Mommy", too, even before the dementia.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Does the Mueller investigation get paused if there is a government shutdown.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does the Mueller investigation get paused if there is a government shutdown.

No.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does the Mueller investigation get paused if there is a government shutdown.

He’s self funding anyways!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*rubs greasy chicken thighs all over bare chest*




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TRRROOMMPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I just can't get over how hilarious it is that Trump mentions how bad a shutdown is, then gladly takes credit for it.

"I saw when you got hit by a car, it broke so many of your bones and took years off your life.


...

Time to jump in front of that car."

Is it just his obsession with being the focus of everything?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
My half-brothers grand-parents called each other mother and father, but then again they lived on the side of a mountain and raised sheep. It used to be normal but Pence is way to young for that poo poo.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

gonna maintain that nothing matters until we definitely see that something does. but having seen how little trump managed to accomplish when he had both the house and the senate under republican control because he’s a loving incompetent shitbaby who can’t get anything done even with the whole deck slanted in his favor (and his conservative SC nominee just voted against defunding planned parenthood as an unrelated but hilarious middle finger too)...knowing that dems are about to get the house back, a thing just might end up mattering. maybe.

But it’s dems’ game to throw, and in this timeline I say they’re gonna throw it. I desperately hope they prove me wrong.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does the Mueller investigation get paused if there is a government shutdown.

Ironically, all that happens is the border isn't guarded.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

quote:

But just as I did not choose to be gay, I did not choose to be conservative. My political evolution happened over time as I came to realize that I valued truth and reason over narrative and emotion.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1072564293302976512
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1072565454655406081

quick everyone ignore the fact that i just got dunked on repeatedly

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

This is way back when, but I'm reading through the thread now and just wanted to post this:

loving :laffo:

gently caress you, Kevin McCarthy. gently caress you up your stupid rear end.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol small fat stupid fish w/ tiny fins in an ocean now. retard thinks he's some master negotiator when all he does is look at people to see if they're happy and do the opposite. every time he talks about deals, that he loves making deals, deals are how he expresses himself, any of that bullshit, i think about that poor autistic kid that said he expresses himself by making weird sounds with his body. and like, that's trump, that's him. he's so loving poo poo at everything he does. he goes to negotiate across from people that have read a loving psychology book since the 1980s and know how to get what they want at the table. and as someone just said, what irks me the most is he's incapable of understanding what a piece of poo poo he is. that'd be my first monkey paw wish. ok i'm done peace out.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1072561772249444352

Lol

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
I'm lost - is this the Mattering or is it infrastructure week?

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Lmao Trump bitched out of firing him.

Edit: lol at Christie getting owned again.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

is this the Mattering or is it infrastructure week?

caught in a trumpslide / no escape from the mattress pee

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

ho ho ho, have you little children been best this year?!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

old beast lunatic posted:

That's cool now ask him a question about googling "piss guzzling retard"

He shows up on that search as well, but nowhere near the top (yet).

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Feb 2, 2009



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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

I'm lost - is this the Mattering or is it infrastructure week?

Its Trump continuously slowly losing power and prestige, even if it isn't a drop of a cliff moment like The Mattering. Things haave added up and mattered over time even if no single event was the kind of climactic catharsis we've been trained to expect from media


https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/1072571534655528961

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
Wow lots of lols today!

Here have a palate cleanser https://twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1072468813667540994?s=19

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Avirosb posted:

Donald Trump is the Chris-Chan of presidents.

piss-chan

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

https://twitter.com/sugarmagnolia37/status/1072562527891017729?s=19

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1072478727509028864

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