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Fart City posted:Ideal Duke Nukem movie for me would be one that picks up twenty years after he repelled an alien invasion, where he’s been coasting on his fame to open Dukeburger franchises and make television gameshow appearances and has become an out of touch novelty for the world at large, and then the aliens return and he has to come out of retirement. Fuuuuuuuck. This would work so loving well. Especially if McBride got sort of, but not really, in shape.
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Fart City posted:Ideal Duke Nukem movie for me would be one that picks up twenty years after he repelled an alien invasion, where he’s been coasting on his fame to open Dukeburger franchises and make television gameshow appearances and has become an out of touch novelty for the world at large, and then the aliens return and he has to come out of retirement. Toss in the other characters constantly calling him on his poo poo and I would watch this. And I hate Danny McBride's schtick.
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Maxwell Lord posted:In the original 2D games you have Duke saying he’ll beat up the aliens in time to get home and watch Oprah. There’s definitely room to have fun with the character, it’s just that 3D Realms kinda forgot their own joke.
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Dec 12, 2018 01:30
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I like Danny McBride and want to see him as Duke Nukem.
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Dec 12, 2018 01:35
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My ideal Duke Nukem game/movie would be a sequel about a washed up Duke, going around to lovely small town dive bars, picking up equally washed up chicks with his whole 'Y'know, I used to kick alien rear end'. It's been years since aliens invaded, and his purpose in life is gone. All he has is a new squeeze every week, and stories to get em with. Then the aliens come back, and Duke tries to force him into the limelight. Except rather than him getting all the glory, a daughter he never knew he had is kicking a hell of a lot more rear end, while being actually funny and likeable. Cue Duke's identity crisis. Namely, I would want to cumulate in a scene where Duke, who views himself (and is depicted) as he did back in the Duke3D era, has his delusion and identity shattered and finally sees himself as the gross old man he became. Cue him singing 'Hurt' to himself in the mirror.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:My ideal Duke Nukem game/movie would be a sequel about a washed up Duke, going around to lovely small town dive bars, picking up equally washed up chicks with his whole 'Y'know, I used to kick alien rear end'. It's been years since aliens invaded, and his purpose in life is gone. All he has is a new squeeze every week, and stories to get em with. Essentially, Ash Vs. Evil Dead, but with aliens and Danny McBride. I really wish I was a billionaire because I would really want this to happen.
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Dec 12, 2018 03:09
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Snowman_McK posted:Fuuuuuuuck. This would work so loving well. Especially if McBride got sort of, but not really, in shape. It does need to have a flashback where Danny McBride is ridiculously ripped and huge thanks to CGI and/or a practical muscle suit. Oh, some more horrible Sonic not-fanart has been seen in the wild... https://twitter.com/NoahPasternak/status/1072676458764660738 Young Freud fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Dec 12, 2018 |
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Dec 12, 2018 03:29
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Young Freud posted:It does need to have a flashback where Danny McBride is ridiculously ripped and huge thanks to CGI and/or a practical muscle suit. i haven't played a Sonic game since the original Dreamcast Sonic Adventure so uh when did he get the ability to shoot glowing webs out of his rear end in a top hat
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Dec 12, 2018 03:35
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Mirror's Edge but with the "Jim Carrey's Grinch legs" mod installed!
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Dec 12, 2018 03:40
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That camera must be placed directly on his dick.
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Fart City posted:i haven't played a Sonic game since the original Dreamcast Sonic Adventure You mean you can't?
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Dec 12, 2018 03:44
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Where are his feet planted? Is he just sailing through mid-air? Is he on a flying carpet? Is he a kaiju spanning the entire width of the bridge?
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cool kids inc. posted:You mean you can't? I won't say I've never tried.
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Dec 12, 2018 04:03
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I dont think I've ever been as hype for a movie trailer as this. I cant wait!
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Macksy posted:I dont think I've ever been as hype for a movie trailer as this. I cant wait! I hope it plays before Star Wa--oh right lol
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Dec 12, 2018 04:23
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Any talk of a Duke Nukem movie can not exclude the Giant Bomb riff on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMX057YAwN0 The whole premise they suggest of everyone loving hating Duke but pretending to like him solely because he's the best at fighting aliens would be something else.
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Dec 12, 2018 04:27
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porfiria posted:That camera must be placed directly on his dick. How'd you get ahold of the director's notes?
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Dec 12, 2018 04:31
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If you had told me a week ago that I could be so thoroughly creeped out by Sonic The Hedgehog's calf muscles... I mean, I woulda been like, probably. But still.
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Dec 12, 2018 04:34
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I like Sexual Sonic.
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Agent Escalus posted:...anyway, if Duke Nukem only worked when the character pushed controversy via lowbrow topics, what's left for him to be controversial about in 2019? Comrade Nukem
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Dec 12, 2018 07:24
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Mameluke posted:Comrade Nukem MAYBE HE COULD RESPECT ARE TROOPS, UNLIKE THESE LITTLE SNOWFLAKES In all seriousness, Nukem as the manifestation of the right's perpetual outrage and faux victimhood would work well. Maybe too well.
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Dec 12, 2018 07:26
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There is nothing not to love about the Sonic movie. If there's one segment of the population I love to watch go absolutely apoplectic, it's Sonic fans
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AceOfFlames posted:And speaking of totally necessary and appropriate for our time video game adaptations: Assassin's Creed was the most bewilderingly bad movie of the year wtf was up with that apple also alot of monotone whispering
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Dec 12, 2018 17:09
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Shageletic posted:Assassin's Creed was the most bewilderingly bad movie of the year So it was AssCreed1? "gently caress subtitles" Ubisoft in 2007
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Len posted:So it was AssCreed1? It was Ass1 mixed with Ass2 and mathematically produced the cinematic quality equivalent of Ass3
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Dec 12, 2018 17:44
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Hahahaha, the Assassin’s Creed movie actually came out? I had no idea. EDIT: Seriously, I kept reading “Prince of Persia”
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Hahahaha, the Assassin’s Creed movie actually came out? I had no idea. Yes and it was bad, i only lasted 15 minutes before closing up my player. Im not interested in seeing what i missed.
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Dec 12, 2018 20:34
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I... guess I remember seeing posters for it come out and stuff so yeah, I guess it would’ve come out, huh? I could not tell you what month it did for the life of me, though, I’m amazed how thoroughly that passed me by.
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Dec 12, 2018 20:37
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Assassin's Creed was actually low key dope as gently caress and directed by the guy who did Snowtown and Macbeth, so it also looks gnarly and beautiful.
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Dec 12, 2018 20:49
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Predator vs Santa is going to be a real thing (a stop-motion short, but close enough!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTHV_KxA2Sw
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Dec 12, 2018 20:52
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Tars Tarkas posted:Predator vs Santa is going to be a real thing (a stop-motion short, but close enough!) This probably has a better shot at airing on TV this year than Rudolf does.
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Dec 12, 2018 21:57
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I fell asleep in the theater during the Assassin's Creed movie. I almost never fall asleep during movies in theaters.
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Dec 12, 2018 21:59
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Last movie I can remember falling asleep while watching in the theater is Michael that movie where John Travolta is an alcoholic angel. It was just so goddamn boring, despite what could have been an interesting premise. Though, in all fairness, I was thirteen and my parents dragged me there.
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Dec 12, 2018 22:01
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I fell asleep during 20,000 Days on Earth and woke up for the final concert sequence
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Dec 12, 2018 22:11
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At least you woke up for that part lol A friend of mine fell asleep in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 twice.
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Dec 12, 2018 22:13
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I went to see Thor: Ragnarok in theaters with my roommates. They both fell asleep at around the Willy Wonka sequence and woke up for the final battle. One of my roommates watched it again on Netflix and they actually made it through the movie and liked it, so I'm not sure what was going on since we've seen movies at 7:00pm before.
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Dec 12, 2018 22:16
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Age of Ultron was the last movie I fell asleep during. Right at the hulkbuster fight.
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I’ve never fallen asleep but I came close during Spider-Man 3
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CelticPredator posted:Age of Ultron was the last movie I fell asleep during. Right at the hulkbuster fight. I watched Age of Ultron all the way through, can't remember a single second of it, and yet something in my brain tells me not to go back and try to watch it again. It's like my mind is trying to protect itself.
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Mine were Jarhead (I was a full-time university student while working at the theater and just came off a shift) and Atomic Blonde (my mom died of pancreatic cancer the evening before and dad had loaned me one of his prescription sleeping pills for that night. It certainly worked, but the drowsy effects carried over to that evening show that he insisted that I go out and distract myself with).
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