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bird with big dick posted:you should go to the doctor. I did and they got pretty much everything patched up except the rectal pus/bleeding. Unrelated to anything trump lol-worthy, I suffer from severe depression and welcome death; so, nah.
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It's going to be quite a shock to some Asian immigrants I know that they won't be excluded from the ethnic cleansing.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:This thread of white Hillary stans pretending to be black is loving unreal I saw that Clara lady earlier and she literally said “PoC leaders don’t like Bernie and if you give me a list of PoC leaders that like Bernie that just makes it look worse for Bernie.” Pretty amazing tbh.
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 They're so, SO scared to death of anyone who was born outside of their precious borders.
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Addamere posted:Unrelated to anything trump lol-worthy, I suffer from severe depression and welcome death; so, nah. maybe get a pet bird?
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Dec 13, 2018 00:14
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If you're in the habit of having a stroke, you can't join the Proud Boys
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They should ban all German immigrants and their subsequent anchor baby families, loving orange fuckstain fuckman gently caress.
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Mom: "Kill yourself Jesse, I am ashamed that I have to call you my child" (Smugly sweats) "Oh that mom of mine! Real funny lady!" 
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Dec 13, 2018 00:20
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Dec 13, 2018 00:28
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what is it with self-owning and The Right
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Mom: You would know, you look like you're high right now!
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Catastrophe posted:
The deportation uh, might really piss off some of the older generation of his base.
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Stink Billyums posted:Jesse's mom has got it goin on Jesse's girl is Stacy's mom and in both cases we gonna smash and Jesse's gonna watch crying in the corner.
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I swear I remember some NPR segment with some young Vietnamese congressional candidate and how her and other young Vietnamese views were in stark contrast to their parents. They went to her house to interview her immigrant parents and her father was a big "I like the way he talks and how tough he is fygm" supporter. So lol?
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Twas the night before Infrastructure Week, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The boots were licked next to the chimney with care In hopes that Donald Trump soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while memories of school shootings danced in their heads. And Mama in her snuggy, and I in MAGA cap, had just poo poo our pants when we saw kneeling Kaep. When inside my skull there arose such a clatter, I called the police, and yelled Blue Lives Matter. Away to the desk I rode my rascal scooter, I opened up explorer on my laptop computer. The light of the screen on my skin white as snow gave the whole room a sick pallid glow I logged onto twitter when what should appear, but a tweetstorm from Trump, his pants wet with fear. With a little click-clacking, so lively and quick, I typed up a message, riding his dick. More rapid than eagles, the tweet bots they came, and liked and retweeted my comments without shame: "gently caress Clinton! gently caress Bernie! gently caress Mueller and Comey! gently caress Schumer and Pelosi! And Obama and Romney! There was no collusion! Now we must build a wall! Mexico will pay, will pay, Will pay for it all!" And then, in a moment, I heard a notification, the shitlibs and commies destroying this nation. They mocked me and laughed that Trump's going to jail, And his dumb kids will be held on charges without bail. To console myself I watched videos of old rallies of Trump's, The future president traveling to fly-over states to address crowds dumb as stumps. The racism was palpable and he knew the crowd was ripe, As his pants were getting droopier as he filled up his diap. His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry! His cheeks were like cheetos, his nose like a cherry! His weird butthole mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the chins on his chin were orange as a tangelo. The stump of a dick nestled under yeti pubes, Would undoubtedly be sucked eagerly by backwater rubes. He had tiny hands, bitch tits, and a belly, that shook when he walked, like a bowl full of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right racist old elf, He was 239 pounds, at least that's what he told himself. A wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke like a fool, and went straight to his work, and filled all the idiots with hope for coal jobs like a jerk. And sniffing coke snot back inside of his nose, and giving a wave, the ovation it rose. He waddled off stage, to his fried dinner of hot cheese, And away they all flew, to the next rally for nazis, But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight, "I will only hire the best people. Remember sailor. We"
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WhyteRyce posted:I swear I remember some NPR segment with some young Vietnamese congressional candidate and how her and other young Vietnamese views were in stark contrast to their parents. They went to her house to interview her immigrant parents and her father was a big "I like the way he talks and how tough he is fygm" supporter. So lol? If you live somewhere for 10 years, I feel like you're a citizen just by right of the amount of economic and cultural exchange that must have taken place. If you live somewhere for 40 years you're capable of starting 2 generations of extra citizens. What the gently caress does citizenship mean if you can get deported after 40 loving years, these motherfucking trump/nazis are so loving stupid.
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Just wait until they roll back citizenship for Italians and the Japanese over diplomatic tensions in the 40s.
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They're working up to find a way to deport black people, aren't there? Yo, I just looked up something and, apparently, some law changes in 1996 made it so a much wider range of previously-minor crimes became "aggravated felonies" when committed by illegal immigrants??? Things like shoplifting. The article says they only want to go after known dangerous criminal immigrants who have committed felonies but uhhhhh that seems incredibly cruel and unfair given that information. Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:If you live somewhere for 10 years, I feel like you're a citizen just by right of the amount of economic and cultural exchange that must have taken place. If you live somewhere for 40 years you're capable of starting 2 generations of extra citizens. What the gently caress does citizenship mean if you can get deported after 40 loving years, these motherfucking trump/nazis are so loving stupid. This kinda of thing was going on under the Obama administration as well. Then the focus was on people with criminal records, especially gang members, but still you had people who were deported who had been living in the US for decades, and left SE Asia or Central America when they were babies.
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How much money would T_D put toward a wall?quote:I'm in for $100 if we can get some nice Trump/USA bling on there.
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Catastrophe posted:They're working up to find a way to deport black people, aren't there? wouldn't be surprised if Trump thinks chain migration refers to the slave trade
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Tace Vim posted:wouldn't be surprised if Trump thinks chain migration refers to the slave trade
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Does anyone else find it interesting that the only liberal position Trump has is prison reform? 
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lmbo Hannity just panic-deleted all of his past Tweets mentioning or related to Cohen. https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/sean-hannity-deleting-michael-cohen-tweets/ Now they're all gone! Erased from The Internet forever with no way of restoring them proving they were ever there, right? Right, guys? Guys?
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I looked up this article out of curiosity and Beto doesn't come out looking nearly as bad as it seems: https://www.texastribune.org/2013/07/24/city-el-paso-lacks-voice-hispanic-caucus/ "O’Rourke, whose nickname is popular among Latinos, is not a member because he lacks Hispanic heritage. The exclusion comes despite the fact that O’Rourke — who beat eight-term House member and former CHC Chairman Silvestre Reyes — represents a district that is 80 percent Hispanic and whose voting-age population is 77.6 Hispanic, according to 2010 U.S. census figures. Asked what he thought about the caucus’s rules, O’Rourke said he respected its bylaws and declined to comment any further."
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Catastrophe posted:lmbo Hannity just panic-deleted all of his past Tweets mentioning or related to Cohen. What a maroon
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Shibby0709 posted:I looked up this article out of curiosity and Beto doesn't come out looking nearly as bad as it seems: Almost kinda makes sense to attend such a thing as the rep for such a district, maybe with observer status or something I unno.
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pointy haired boss man is being very persuasive tonight https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1072982531136401410
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:How much money would T_D put toward a wall? this just proves republicans have made some people think promising something for free, then taking it back, and then asking you for money is totally sane.
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BTW, regarding that Hannity thing where he deleted all of his Cohen tweets. They aren't deleted. I work for a big data company responsible for archiving such data in multiple places in our nearby data centers and then also in multple storage arrays at a remote backup data center. We work with Twitter. If Mueller or someone else from an appropriate body requested those Tweets, they'd be in their hands by the end of the day. e: No, I'm not saying WE have Hannity's data. No. I'm just saying we know Twitter works with other companies like us and also keeps redundant backups of all of their own data anyway. It's out there somewhere is all I'm sayin. Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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Bryan Fischer of American Family Association is handling Kavanaugh decision wellquote:Conservatives have made a career out of getting duped by Naugahyde Conservatives, guys that look, sound, and feel like the real thing and then turn out to be cheap plastic.
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Dilbert guy thinks it’s okay to consider black people sub-human as long as you admit that Asians do better than whites on the SAT.
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the city I live in didn’t have an Asian district until Vietnamese came here lol. Nguyen is common as Smith in certain parts of town and I work with all the Vietnamese refugees kids wtf is this lol
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Grape posted:Almost kinda makes sense to attend such a thing as the rep for such a district, maybe with observer status or something I unno. Huh, kinda interested in seeing how the caucus defines "hispanic heritage", since the official US government position is that it's not a race or ethnicity, but a label of self-identification for people living in, come from or descended from a place/culture influenced by Iberian culture/language. The US government encourages self-identification partly because South and Central America are super diverse ethnically, so someone who self identifies as Hispanic doesn't have to speak Spanish (Brazilians), could be white, black, native American, Asian, or mixed race. Hell, they don't even have to come from South or Central America (Spanish, Portuguese, or even Filipino). Edit: lol not even observer, he was born and raised in El Paso, which is 80%+ Hispanic, so literally by US government definition he could self-identify as Hispanic. Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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