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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

tithin posted:

This meme got me suspended from Facebook last year

That squash will get you banned from tumblr now too!

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Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

tithin posted:

This meme got me suspended from Facebook last year

Thanks for sharing.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
people called Romans, they go to the house?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1072848315233038337

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Kuros posted:

tithin posted:

This meme got me suspended from Facebook last year
Thanks for sharing.
Mark Zuckerberg parachute account found

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
E:nm

Sponge Baathist has a new favorite as of 03:33 on Dec 13, 2018

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

I'm seein double

four spoopies

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

euphronius posted:

Is YouTube rewind like a “best of 2018”.

Imagine Gamemaster Anthony's birthday only it's Google and all their content creators, brands, and corporate partnerships come in with everything for a HUGE smokescreen of #relatable content to distract you from all the evil and incompetent poo poo they did this year.



https://twitter.com/madjackrabbit/status/1072938236463333376





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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi993-fhZNc

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


ummmm

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

gee I wonder what sort of person made this

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Definitely not a normal person.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Look, there are three types of people. Normal people, black people, ...

[audience booing and hissing]

I'm not done yet! See there's 3...

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sometimes you tap a melon to see if it's ready only to find it responds with the booming reverberation of a submarine ramming into an empty container vessel. This post is like that but with stupidity and I can't stop giggling like what the gently caress is wrong with

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


A mixed-race boy and his normal father are on their way home from soccer practice when a distracted driver crosses the center line and hits them head-on. The father dies at the scene of this horrible car accident, but the boy is still alive when the emergency medical technicians arrive. The boy is transported in an ambulance to the hospital, where's he taken immediately into surgery.

However, the awaiting surgeon steps out of the operating room and says, "Call Dr. Baker stat to the operating room. I can't operate on this boy. He's my son!"

The question: What race is the surgeon?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bike tory posted:

A mixed-race boy and his normal father

:yikes:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


:thejoke:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I figured, it's just normally Lottery of Babylon and the Rhino dude that post those

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hmmmmm

Imma go with "normal" on this one.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

I figured, it's just normally Lottery of Babylon and the Rhino dude that post those

It references this very page. Come on man.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I even quoted the image that the joke was in reference to. Idk maybe that stupid "surgeon was his mother" story is too old now to be a good reference

e: it was probably a lovely joke, have a wholesome meme instead

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 11:41 on Dec 13, 2018

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Surgeon is MAN with a HOOK!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tony Zaret you absolute madman

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

bike tory posted:

I even quoted the image that the joke was in reference to. Idk maybe that stupid "surgeon was his mother" story is too old now to be a good reference

Aw shucks you got me there, I thought the surgeon was a really old racist dude

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
a man! with a 'hook' did surgery on a grape

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Wheany posted:

a man! with a 'hook' did surgery on a grape

On his grape son.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I love my dead grape son

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

I may not know much about women, but I do know the best way to impress them is to show them my butthole.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



My problem butthole

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I had to go to an rear end surgeon when I was younger and his assistant that always did the initial rear end examination was an attractive young woman and it was terrible, all I could think is why are you doing this to yourself lady, make the old dude come in and look at my shameful rear end instead.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Spanish Manlove posted:

I love my dead grape son

Dad grape, so what

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6E-ek2A_xU

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Fortunately I've never had bottom troubles

But I'm getting up there in age so I guess I should start doing prostate exams soon, in which case it would be an entirely shameful and debasing experience no matter what gender penetrated me with their fingers

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Probably there's an unexplored market for big burly man's man's proctologists' proctologists to exam the gently caress out of your butt hole in the manliest ways possible, getting cigar butts and whisky everywhere

I can smell the handlebar mustaches just thinking about it

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 16:01 on Dec 13, 2018

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