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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Admiral Ray posted:

what? no, that's disgusting. the horse ejaculates in him.

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/874095529025822720

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






what the gently caress is he talking about?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mike pence likes to gently caress and be hosed by horses youp rude

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Jon Joe posted:

it's a life changing experience

so is taking a bunch of drugs and cranking your hog but they dont put that on motivationial posters

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Dumplings Galore posted:

what the gently caress is he talking about?

"i was right to do nothing"

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Dumplings Galore posted:

what the gently caress is he talking about?

the fuckin status quohyeah baby!

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


https://twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1073030706219995136?s=20

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
A pencemare is the worst kind of nighmare

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Dont jerk me off like this

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
mike pence likes to gently caress horses and cum in them

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Ayn Randi posted:

so is taking a bunch of drugs and cranking your hog but they dont put that on motivationial posters

yes, that is another way to die

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


who is this guy? someone give me a run down

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





CODChimera posted:

who is this guy? someone give me a run down

:newt:

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Newt is 90s Mitch McConnell. Pretty standard congressional villain who has a curious love of animals, which means that in all the universes where he's happy he has a lifetime career as a zoologist or naturist

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Newt is 90s Mitch McConnell. Pretty standard congressional villain who has a curious love of animals, which means that in all the universes where he's happy he has a lifetime career as a zoologist or naturist

does that curious love of animals exclude dogs or is trump gonna have to fire this guy pretty early on?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
how many people have died to gun voilence in america since the 90s

and not of them is newt gingrich

this is an indictment on all of us

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


welp

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:psyduck:

https://twitter.com/bcdreyer/status/1073055434339217408?s=21

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

it is weird that bill kristol just learned about the puppet system yesterday but :shrug:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Rah! posted:

cum spiders are dangerous

:hai:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




CODChimera posted:

who is this guy? someone give me a run down

moon zoo hamskin

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
if i looking for wall

him name hopkin green wall

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

He took the hit to preserve the family mane

Uh, name, sorry

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

"Walls Work." - some medieval strategist from the year 1100 who fell into a time hole and is now the DHS secretary

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
ah, been a while since we've seen real melania

https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1073069467192692736

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Holy crap it's been 10 years since WALL·E came out.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

ShriekingMarxist posted:

"Walls Work." - some medieval strategist from the year 1100 who fell into a time hole and is now the DHS secretary

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
my wisdom tooth is annoying me

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i've got the restlessness

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Bert Roberge posted:

He's been signaling him for years.






And from 2015:

https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/633353045410213888

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Dumplings Galore posted:

what the gently caress is he talking about?

he's fuckin rich

also please watch his inspirational netflix series

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

The most disgusting eating I've ever seen.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Ayn Randi posted:

mike pence likes to gently caress horses and cum in them

you got this backwards

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

kibaces posted:

The most disgusting eating I've ever seen.

can't tell where the face ends and the food begins

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Newt is 90s Mitch McConnell. Pretty standard congressional villain who has a curious love of animals, which means that in all the universes where he's happy he has a lifetime career as a zoologist or naturist
He's one of the most insane Republicans we've ever had in office, but without the decency to go to prison like Hastert.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Crimes.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FactsAreUseless posted:

He's one of the most insane Republicans we've ever had in office, but without the decency to go to prison like Hastert.

he also has no skill set relevant to being chief of staff

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