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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
crime

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Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Begin the crimes

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


As much as I want to take the longer path, I need crime.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
I want to see this guy suffer so part time job!

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Life. Of. Crime

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
Life. Of. Job

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
CRIME!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
crime time

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

Definitely got to go with big japanese crimes.

Robot Cuttlefish
Apr 6, 2016
job that other guy was right he's too creepy

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
crime! cause let’s be realistic mr molesto would definitely go to crime first

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality
Job because I want to see him explode doing everyday tasks.

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004



This man is a destined to be a CRIMINAL.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I want to see him gently caress up being a Criminal more than I want to see him gently caress up a retail job.

Vote early and vote often people

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Job because this dude is such a dumpster fire that he's going to be hilarious and awkward even without having to cut a pinky off to show the Yakuza he's the real deal or whatever.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
part time job because I honestly think he'd be more miserable working than in jail.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Actually yeah hang on a second this man would loving love jail

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I vote part time job!

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Crime because I want to see how this unassuming NEET becomes a hardened Yakuza assassin in no time flat.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



selling weed is a proud tradition for the righteously lazy

be gay smash state do crimes

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

McGiggins posted:

I think they're the same age, she's just offset due to angle.

You don't have to be older to molest someone

E: crime all the way

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Furia posted:

Actually yeah hang on a second this man would loving love jail

there’s no video games in jail so he’d probably hate it

it is japan though maybe he’ll at least get his comic books

Maha
Dec 29, 2006
sapere aude
crime

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I wonder what his first (professional) crime will be.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
current vote totals
job: 12
crime: 25

hmm....

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
It would be criminal not to do crimes.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Job because job was that guy from the bible who god tortured just for fun, and also job is what the guy sees as the worst thing ever, so it's would to be a fitting choice for this loser. He might actually enjoy crime, and that's boring.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Crimes

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
Marry into wealth and opulence

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Job because although crime would be been infinitely funnier, job would make more sense that would lead into crime.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Clamps McGraw posted:

I'm sorry, we don't serve ginger ale.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!



Dude loving called it TWICE.

Voting crimes because hopefully that means murder-suicide with the narrator.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Job

If he gets a job, he inflicts himself on others that are probably not gently caress ups, where as with crime, he gets mixed in with other gently caress ups. Make the normal people suffer.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Maybe he could get a job doing crime?

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
stay a neet

Canonically this is the correct ending.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I'm voting Part Time Job because I think there is more misery for our protagonist in that direction. However, I wouldn't mind crime either, hopefully the author isn't making a wish fulfillment jerkoff story because I am enjoying it so far and don't want to see the story go that direction.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Part-time job, I think that's the funnier option

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
from this life of Crimes, there can be no turning back!

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

This is a cool thread and im checking it often for updates. Please keep posting stuff, thanks in gameboy advance

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So, crime pretty much won the vote. All I have to say to that is...... you asked for it. If y’all ever complain just remember that this was all your fault.

Updates resuming shortly...

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

onsetOutsider posted:

So, crime pretty much won the vote. All I have to say to that is...... you asked for it. If y’all ever complain just remember that this was all your fault.

Updates resuming shortly...

finally, his life as an incel insurgent can begin

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