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smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Away all Goats posted:

the hell are ankle biters? google says its just term for children?

I think he means pillow biters

But the only one that applies to me is Liar

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I'm Obama

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I lost it at little monsters. That sounds like a 80's gremlins ripoff.

All of these are so arbitrary

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm definitely an mbator.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Linux Pirate posted:

I lost it at little monsters. That sounds like a 80's gremlins ripoff.

Almost.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
That movie does deserve to burn in hell

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



gently caress lol

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




A tie between "Cow worshipper" and "Brats", based on my food preferences

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


I usually hear ankle biters in reference to small jerk dogs, so I agree there.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

StuG Jeebus posted:

I like it the way it is

You would, Sturmgeschütz.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Dyke on a bike party animal. Rock and roll freak is in there too.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Dykes on Bikes :hellyeah:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Despite never having pursued the services of a prostitute I still consider myself quite the whoremonger.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

:yeah:


The 80s kid in me believes this photo is blessed. The rest of me has some concerns....

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Why is it specifically "Jews who disobey Jesus" while "Muslim" is used in general? They have Jesus as one of their prophets in the Qur'an. If anything they are closer to Jesus than the Jewish were.

This is obviously a parody I dont know why I'm getting so worked up. I'm going to be filed under "m----bator" now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Lodin posted:

Despite never having pursued the services of a prostitute I still consider myself quite the whoremonger.



What's in the case? :ohno:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Ankle Biters? So 2-year olds and Chihuahuas should obey Jesus?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Solar Tornado posted:

Why is it specifically "Jews who disobey Jesus" while "Muslim" is used in general? They have Jesus as one of their prophets in the Qur'an. If anything they are closer to Jesus than the Jewish were.

it's almost as if it was written by someone whose brain doesn't work right

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Solar Tornado posted:

This is obviously a parody I dont know why I'm getting so worked up.

I admire your optimism

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Solar Tornado posted:

Why is it specifically "Jews who disobey Jesus" while "Muslim" is used in general? They have Jesus as one of their prophets in the Qur'an. If anything they are closer to Jesus than the Jewish were.

Huh. I didn't know this. I have a copy of the Qur'an but never read it. I was on a kick of purchasing religious texts but man, those books are really long.

I guess you could say that information... is... blessed. :grin:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ankle Biter all the way

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

"Dykes" is fine to print but not "masturbators" got it.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

"Dykes" is fine to print but not "m-----bators" got it.

Woah, M-----bators please. I didn't report you, but you might want to edit your post before it offends anyone else.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




For some reason I keep reading that as "Warning the people listed here obey Jesus".

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Huh. I didn't know this. I have a copy of the Qur'an but never read it. I was on a kick of purchasing religious texts but man, those books are really long.

I guess you could say that information... is... blessed. :grin:

Jesus is the prophet referenced most often in the Qur'an.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
Well that explains why American Christians ignore everything he said

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I'm drunk and listening to chuck berry rn

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Im an occupational whore for a living, but in my free time Im quite the little monster

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Drunks

Liars

Sissies

The Pope

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I hardly think brats are on the same level as a motherfuckin witch

like if you believed witches were real would you really be throwin that term all over the place? You could get ensorcelled!

Notice there's no wizard on there what the hell

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Glad they are anti racists: This means you OBAMA! Also gently caress the Muslims and dykes on bikes, and ?ankle biters? wtf.

e: They went with "Women MMA Fighters" instead of the more obvious and somewhat derogatory "Lady," this choice confuses me.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
a lady wouldn't be an mma fighter c'mon

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I really like that they couldn't even bring themselves to write out that one truly terrible word, the worst word in English or any other tongue masturbators

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Linux Pirate posted:

I really like that they couldn't even bring themselves to write out that one truly terrible word, the worst word in English or any other tongue masturbators

Thank you.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Linux Pirate posted:

I really like that they couldn't even bring themselves to write out that one truly terrible word, the worst word in English or any other tongue masturbators

Tell me more about these tongue masturbators :thunk:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Listen up Dykes. You can do whatever you please, just stay off them drat bikes!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Ziv Zulander posted:

Tell me more about these tongue masturbators :thunk:

No thanks. I'm not going to risk burning in HELLFIRE to satisfy you curiosity.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Ziv Zulander posted:

Tell me more about these tongue masturbators :thunk:

turn your monitor off

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I'm actually a gangsta rapper so jesus and I are cool.

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