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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
in the land of arteries, where the cholesterol lies

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Currently imagining Christopher Lee pronouncing "DiGiorno"

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

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Grandma’s Savory “Mustard Biscuit Cake”






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The oven rack had previously been taken out and somehow put back in lopsided.

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I’m not sure if this makes it better or worse but I think it’s also worth noting that this was premade pillsbury sugar cookie dough.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Remember that time that dude blew up about carbonara when I said I sometimes put shrimp or mushrooms in it


I wish I had this image then. That is some pro-tier deconstructed carbonara

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
8 corns? Stupid.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

Remember that time that dude blew up about carbonara when I said I sometimes put shrimp or mushrooms in it




for the love of God, post the link

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


This looks disturbingly like a rage comic face. Among other things.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

for the love of God, post the link

I wish I could. It's probably in archives.







vv Not the time I was thinking of, but a good thread nonetheless vv

The Bloop has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Dec 13, 2018

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Randaconda posted:

for the love of God, post the link
Here I got this just for you: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2978332&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post350961536

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Are those... Almonds?

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
"... and a Sprite please."
"Is Lemon Cloudy ok?"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

There's no meltdown :negative:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Randaconda posted:

There's no meltdown :negative:
I made an assumption based on 22 pages, in the goldmine, and seeing some GWS regulars who I have known to have meltdowns over recipes.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Iron Crowned posted:

Jungle Jim's owns, I work about a mile from one of them, and I have to not go there because I'll be there for 3 hours and spend $200

Jungle Jim's is the best. Fortunately it's not as necessary as it used to be, last time I visited there wasn't a ton of stuff I wanted that I couldn't get locally.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The carbonara meltdown may have been in the same thread as small pastries but I'm not sure. I think it was about 2 years ago

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

zedprime posted:

Assuming you aren't going overboard as to cause GI distress/tissue burns or or inducing an asthma like response, too spicy food is a good way to self harm for the endorphin rush in a way that doesn't physically hurt you or leave you with permanent mistakes like poorly planned tattoos.

I ate hot wings today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
My very international Facebook keeps delivering

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Looks like fatty pork on rye with some very crushed garlic so would, but the pool of mystery red poo poo I don't have a clue.

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

Iron Crowned posted:

I do miss that place's hot salsa, it actually had a good flavor, and was decently hot for white people's food. All the mexican places I've found around here in Cincinnati have hot salsa, and red pepper is the flavor they're going for, so it doesn't taste very good :(

I had never thought to ask for it, so I went to El Picante for lunch today, got left with a beakerful of regular salsa and brought a dish of what looked like chunky gochujang. It was hot, though pretty one-note in flavor.

It was only at the end of the meal I realized I was probably supposed to mix it with the other salsa. Um, guess I'll have to try that again.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Grand Fromage posted:

Looks like fatty pork on rye with some very crushed garlic so would, but the pool of mystery red poo poo I don't have a clue.

That's clearly raw bacon on toast.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Iron Crowned posted:

That's clearly raw bacon on toast.

Well there's raw bacon and there's raw bacon. Some of it's intended to be eaten like that.

I presume rye out of racism because Russia.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Grand Fromage posted:

Looks like fatty pork on rye with some very crushed garlic so would, but the pool of mystery red poo poo I don't have a clue.

I think I see tomato seeds?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Butterfly Valley posted:

Hi, I’m posting from a year in the past while I gradually read through this thread from the start as it’s amusing, but just wanted to say to the OwlFancier guy if he still posts here: your food opinions are terrible and you have the diet of an old person who lived through the rationing years, and you are like every stereotype about bad British food made into a weird homunculus of a poster. You criticise American stereotypes while affecting a bumbling lack of knowledge about any other cooking methods or foods than the very dull ones you’ve been exposed to. Sorry I’m sure you’re a nice person but I think your Boris Johnson avatar makes me more vitriolic about the text next to it. Americans. Please don’t assume all us Brits have the same Bad Food Opinions as this guy

Logically, I know that Britain has like, the second best curry to India or something so I should know better but I'm stupid and I think of countries cuisine generally separated at all times. Italy is all about pasta, Britain does fish and chips, Japan does takoyaki and rice balls and ramen, etc etc. But even then I just like to think of it as really funny to see a plate of beans, toast and porridge, with a cup of black coffee whenever it appears.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pastry of the Year posted:

presently willing into existence a Vegas buffet featuring a slot machine that dispenses loose corn instead of coins

Not in Vegas. Have had this and hot corn soup on a cold mountain side in BFE Japan is just what you need at times.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



LifeSunDeath posted:

Not in Vegas. Have had this and hot corn soup on a cold mountain side in BFE Japan is just what you need at times.


I think you mean "Suntory KOON - HOT"

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005




Welp

https://soundcloud.com/happy-kitty-575253045/mon-amant-de-st-bean

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Perry Mason Jar posted:

"... and a Sprite please."
"Is Lemon Cloudy ok?"

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




they also make this soda :snoo:

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fite me. Four-Ways at dawn. (I don't like their beans.)

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers


Slightly under-cooked chicken.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers






tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Amazing Zimmo posted:



Slightly under-cooked chicken.

Well, yeah, how else are you going to change your alignment in a jiffy?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





oh

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Sorry Snoo. Let me make it up to you.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

That's just a century egg - totally normal Chinese food and perfectly fine to eat (as long as you're not getting one made by one of the cost-cutting factories that uses lead contaminated materials to make it), it's not like it's been soaked in the piss of 7 year old boys or w/e
Thinking about it, because someone is sure to ask, that last bit is a reference to virgin boy eggs - I've had century eggs many times but I have never had virgin boy eggs.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I just burst out laughing at this. :3:

thanks, friendo

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I'm told that century eggs are delicious, but I'm pretty sure they count as anti food porn.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!


ookiimarukochan posted:

... it's not like it's been soaked in the piss of 7 year old boys or w/e
Thinking about it, because someone is sure to ask, that last bit is a reference to virgin boy eggs - I've had century eggs many times but I have never had virgin boy eggs.

I'm going to politely request that you explain to me in great detail that this Virgin Boy Egg thing is just someone's wacky prank that's been made into a wikipedia page and not a real thing. Because what the gently caress.

PurpleXVI has a new favorite as of 03:25 on Dec 14, 2018

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PurpleXVI posted:




I'm going to politely request that you explain to me in great detail that this Virgin Boy Egg thing is just someone's wacky prank that's been made into a wikipedia page and not a real thing. Because what the gently caress.

:randno:

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