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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

how many Nazis have goons killed through their actions again?

how many bengalis have goons murdered on the grounds they thought they might one day plot rebellion against the empire again

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

how many bengalis have goons murdered on the grounds they thought they might one day plot rebellion against the empire again

that take away gave me salmonella, i was justified

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

prefect posted:

I wish we had bookies like you guys do. What do those odds mean?

forkboy84 already explained it accurately, but to put in non-betting terms a 6/1 means six against to one in favour, meaning if we imagine a large number of predicted future timelines, for every 6 timelines where the event doesn’t happen there’s 1 where it does. you can get the probability as a fraction by taking the number after the colon as the numerator and using the sum of both as the denominator. so in this case 6/1 means a probability of 1/(6+1) or ~14%

of course, if the bookmaker gave you perfectly fair odds they’d never make any money, which is why people get two different sets of odds based on how they bet with the odds tilted in favour of the bookmaker. someone betting on the meaningful vote this year gets 6/1 odds, so they get paid 6 times their bet if they win and they get their stake back. but someone betting against that outcome gets 1/12 odds, meaning if they win they only get their stake plus 1/12.

the reason the two odds aren’t the inverse of each other (e.g. 6/1 and 1/6) is because the bookie needs to get their cut; the odds offered to someone betting that the event will happen treat the events probability as more likely than in reality (bc safer bet = less payout), and the opposite for the odds for people betting against. so we can assume that the bookies actually think the probability of a meaningful vote this year are somewhere between 1/7 and 1/13, or in Nate silver terms between 7.69% and 14.28%, or roughly 1 in 10.

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

In the Venn diagram of "posters" and "owners of empires", the circles don't overlap.

That's a Euler diagram :science:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

how many Nazis have goons killed through their actions again?

Doobie

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/Rob_Merrick/status/1073279457560051713?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
*squints at clock*

Oh, look at that, it’s already a quarter to coup

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


god that would be so loving funny. best ending for this whole saga

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
They already said they'd gently caress up a Corbyn government, why not just take over already

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/13/civil-service-seeks-staff-for-no-deal-brexit-crisis-centre

quote:

Civil servants across Whitehall have been instructed to ramp up their emergency no-deal planning, with preparations including hiring staff for a 24-hour “emergency centre”.

In preparation for needlessly sawing off my perfectly functional and healthy legs I have employed an emergency medical team at great expense.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Waiting for EU peacekeeping forces to be deployed to Ireland

Phrosphor
Feb 25, 2007

Urbanisation

Wow if this plays out like people are hinting and the EU do deploy peace keeping troops to Ireland, the UK will for the first time have a border with armed troops from another 'regime'. I can;t wait to see how people spin that.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Phrosphor posted:

Wow if this plays out like people are hinting and the EU do deploy peace keeping troops to Ireland, the UK will for the first time have a border with armed troops from another 'regime'. I can;t wait to see how people spin that.

Can't wait to have the Czechs rolling into London

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Can't wait to have the Czechs rolling into London

hopefully then can shoot some czech porn after taking over the whole city.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

etalian posted:

hopefully then can shoot some czech porn after taking over the whole city.

Hopefully they shoot us all and put us out of our misery

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Hopefully they shoot us all and put us out of our misery

I just want every Tory put out of my misery.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Looking forward to a sizable annexation and the creation of the United Republic of Ireland and Northern Britain

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/Angry_Voice/status/1073159809573236737?s=19

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This is going to end with England invading Spain isn't it?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This is going to end with England invading Spain isn't it?

We probably couldn't. This is a good thing.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/jack_blanchard_/status/1073354884156665857?s=21

seems to be going great

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Juncker is a loving hero.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Phrosphor posted:

Wow if this plays out like people are hinting and the EU do deploy peace keeping troops to Ireland, the UK will for the first time have a border with armed troops from another 'regime'. I can;t wait to see how people spin that.

not to burst your bubble but Ireland already has a (very small) army and has had one since independence

dont get too excited about the defence minister thing, what he's saying is that no deal would be bad for british security for numerous reasons, and he's saying it because May needs absolutely every cabinet member going full blast in favour of her deal.

for what its worth the labour-friendly uk political people i pay attention to now believe no deal is the most likely outcome. the argument against this is that there's no parliamentary majority for no deal, but that doesn't matter if there's no majority for any other outcome because no deal is the default outcome of invoking article 50. as with all legislatures, parliament's default position is to do nothing and unfortunately that means not defusing the ticking time bomb strapped to the UK's economy

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Threads but it's about Brexit instead of nuclear war.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/pmdfoster/status/1073355214340743168?s=19

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

First rule of politics, always kick a dog when it's down.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
lots of confidence

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


lmao may went to brussels with hat in hand and got a proverbial car door slammed on her proverbial dick

also it happened right after a leadership challenge so the tories are stuck with her useless rear end for another year, goddamn junkers you did it again dog

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Fallen Hamprince posted:

dont get too excited about the defence minister thing, what he's saying is that no deal would be bad for british security for numerous reasons, and he's saying it because May needs absolutely every cabinet member going full blast in favour of her deal.

He's not saying that at all. The current no-deal plan is to use the army to handle logistics and security. He is saying that they are not equipped to handle either of these tasks, something people have been pointing out since the plan became public (They simply don't have the manpower)

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Fallen Hamprince posted:

lmao may went to brussels with hat in hand and got a proverbial car door slammed on her proverbial dick

also it happened right after a leadership challenge so the tories are stuck with her useless rear end for another year, goddamn junkers you did it again dog

At least she got out of the car.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


So renegotiation is off the table now? Does that prevent someone like Corbyn from somehow winning and then trying to do his own Brexit deal?

Did Juncker play both the Tories and Labour here at the same time?

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Fallen Hamprince posted:

lmao may went to brussels with hat in hand and got a proverbial car door slammed on her proverbial dick

also it happened right after a leadership challenge so the tories are stuck with her useless rear end for another year, goddamn junkers you did it again dog

There isn't much point in giving may concessions, all that would accomplish is that the MPs that are pushing for rejecting the deal in order to renegotiate feel empowered to do that, it won't help the deal pass.

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyxxLHfBwE )

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

sullat posted:

At least she got out of the car.

lol

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SKULL.GIF posted:

So renegotiation is off the table now? Does that prevent someone like Corbyn from somehow winning and then trying to do his own Brexit deal?

Did Juncker play both the Tories and Labour here at the same time?

if i was corbyn and british and EU law worked the way i think it does in my head, i'd trigger a general election and then campaign on a platform of "a vote for labour is a vote for me to revoke article 50" and hope that meets the ECJ's ruling's referendum demand

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Raskolnikov38 posted:

if i was corbyn and british and EU law worked the way i think it does in my head, i'd trigger a general election and then campaign on a platform of "a vote for labour is a vote for me to revoke article 50" and hope that meets the ECJ's ruling's referendum demand

there is no referendum demand, they ruled on Monday we can revoke at any point unilaterally. Which I got bored of pointing out months ago that the French and Germans had given us explicit notice they’d be fine with a year ago.

e: there is no reason we have to do this apart from people in power worrying about their next job

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Gum posted:

He's not saying that at all. The current no-deal plan is to use the army to handle logistics and security. He is saying that they are not equipped to handle either of these tasks, something people have been pointing out since the plan became public (They simply don't have the manpower)

oh wow somehow i didnt realize they were planning on having the army handle customs on the UKs brand new border, guess that makes sense considering your border force is half the size of canada's for a country with twice the population

youre so hosed lmao

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Fallen Hamprince posted:

oh wow somehow i didnt realize they were planning on having the army handle customs on the UKs brand new border, guess that makes sense considering your border force is half the size of canada's for a country with twice the population

youre so hosed lmao

Canada's border is ever so slightly longer than the UK's border. But yeah, we've not had to worry about customs for most visitors from Europe since 1973, when we joined the EEC as it was then called. And also because of the government's love of austerity they can't afford the necessary expansion to HM Revenue & Customs

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
the real question is will brexit finally stop sharia law in england

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

forkboy84 posted:

Canada's border is ever so slightly longer than the UK's border. But yeah, we've not had to worry about customs for most visitors from Europe since 1973, when we joined the EEC as it was then called. And also because of the government's love of austerity they can't afford the necessary expansion to HM Revenue & Customs

length isn't that much of an issue for canada though because it's not like (until recently) many people were trying to sneak across, so manning customs posts to butthole, north dakota doesn't take up a lot of manpower. but with the UK there's parts of Ireland that literally can't get to Dublin by bus without dipping into the NI, and the customs infrastructure facing the mainland EU is so non-existant that plan A for no deal is to use the M20 as a truck park. poo poo is bananas

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

the real question is will brexit finally stop sharia law in england

released from the fetters of the european court of justice, Sheik Reez Al'Maug will finally be able to lead Al Birīṭāniyā into the blessed light of the Divine Law

Fallen Hamprince has issued a correction as of 02:01 on Dec 14, 2018

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Hexyflexy posted:

there is no referendum demand, they ruled on Monday we can revoke at any point unilaterally. Which I got bored of pointing out months ago that the French and Germans had given us explicit notice they’d be fine with a year ago.

e: there is no reason we have to do this apart from people in power worrying about their next job

oh then corbyn should just campaign on "the brexit we were sold on is a lie, i'll cancel it"

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