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That gif is legit terrifying  If you could jack it to that, you could jack it to anything- which I suppose is the intended audience.
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If Epic's storefront has even one dude casually flipping a "yep" / "nope" coin, it will be better than whatever Steam is doing right now. I really hope that competition encourages Steam to actually introduce some level of moderation.
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Fart of Presto posted:- naturally moving bust like a bag of sand
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CommissarMega posted:That gif is legit terrifying That gif loaded for me in slow motion and the redhead's accusing gaze was withering
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Radio Paranoia posted:If Epic's storefront has even one dude casually flipping a "yep" / "nope" coin, it will be better than whatever Steam is doing right now. I really hope that competition encourages Steam to actually introduce some level of moderation. If they seriously have PC exclusivity for SuperGiant Games, I'm totally in. That Ashen game looks pretty rad too.
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I'm alright with the idea of a well-funded Steam competitor that doesn't suck and has good exclusives The Epic launcher is not that, and might be the worst launcher UI I've ever used
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Rotten Red Rod posted:If they seriously have PC exclusivity for SuperGiant Games, I'm totally in. That Ashen game looks pretty rad too. if you have an XBone, Ashen is on gamepass right now. It's an interesting take on the dark souls formula for sure.
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Uh does the Epic launcher even have a wishlist feature? I'm very much one of those people who wishlist everything he sees then sorts through it at a later date.
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Radio Paranoia posted:If Epic's storefront has even one dude casually flipping a "yep" / "nope" coin, it will be better than whatever Steam is doing right now. I really hope that competition encourages Steam to actually introduce some level of moderation. lol they already said that they're going to "open up the storefront" at a later date so say goodbye to any curation whatsoever.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/975700/KterGame/ KóterGame: A free Hungarian language only horror game built on, what would appear to be, RPG Maker 2000.
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al-azad posted:Uh does the Epic launcher even have a wishlist feature? I'm very much one of those people who wishlist everything he sees then sorts through it at a later date. I asked this in the Epic launcher thread, and apparently not. There isn't even a way to browse or search for particular games, either. What you see when you load it up is what you get. I'm totally down for a competitor to Steam, and Ashen and Hades are definite sale buys for me, but the Epic launcher is really bad in terms of UI and basic functionality. You can't even add multiple games to the shopping cart! They need to be bought one by one. If they don't fix that by the time they get more games listed, that's going to get a lot of customer credit cards whacked for potential fraud.
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Is there any way to still get any of the Digital Homicide Games. I'm trying to get a few of the really bad ones as a gift for a friend.
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Not unless you want to go to one of those crack sites full of viruses and spyware. Just get them Bad Rats again like everyone else
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The epic launcher is hot garbage with almost nothing on it. Anyone who thinks installing it is no big deal obviously doesnt realise nobody wants to loving install another garbage dumpster fire app store with nothing on it.
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Literally every teenager on earth already has it installed though, since fortnite is the hot new youtube/twitch sensation.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Literally every teenager on earth already has it installed though, since fortnite is the hot new youtube/twitch sensation. Fortnite is also free, while buying games is not
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Fortnite-playing teenagers are also apparently good at getting their parents' credit card info to buy V-bucks. Epic should make Epic Wallet cards soon.
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All they gotta do is make it give you special store-exclusive hats when you purchase games on there and the Epic Store will succeed
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Kerbal facial expression has never been more appropriate.
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It's really fun to read those like the tail end of a drug commercial's side effects warning, especially "momentary pregnancy."
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All that and, judging by the warning language, it's all fully consensual. So there's that at least. (let me pretend) Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Dec 15, 2018 |
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Look at how much the devs are pulling in: https://www.patreon.com/teamkrama
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StrixNebulosa posted:Look at how much the devs are pulling in: https://www.patreon.com/teamkrama No.
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corn in the bible posted:All they gotta do is make it give you special store-exclusive hats when you purchase games on there and the Epic Store will succeed The current thing they're doing to try and get people to come use the store is they're giving away a free game every two weeks.
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StrixNebulosa posted:Look at how much the devs are pulling in: https://www.patreon.com/teamkrama That's not especially much, even by Patreon porn standards. If you want to look at big numbers, Summertime Saga is in the top 5 most popular Patreons at $48,000 per month.  One of the preview images has the guy loving his aunt who's dressed like a cow and is being milked by a pair of milk pumps, in case you were thinking that sounds super vanilla. E: Upon further investigation I can confirm that yes, you also have sex with your sister and your mother. Which probably explains the Patreon numbers. Kanfy fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Dec 15, 2018 |
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I love how "Vanilla M/F" is listed under fetishes.
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Gynovore posted:I love how "Vanilla M/F" is listed under fetishes. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ueskh04NCoY&t=14s
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/896890/VR_Paradise/ There's this stripping simulator on Steam and it's pretty transparent. And not in the good way. When you start playing they introduce you to the controls in 5 seconds then tell you how to get a dance. First one's free. Of course, the first one also lasts only about 15 seconds, then they expect you to pay $20 for the privilege of seeing more. These guys are living in 2028. There's also this incredible review. Nowadays it's impossible to tell what's sarcasm on something like Steam Reviews but this is pretty great all the same. quote:I mean it would be cheaper to just go to the local strip club, but for when you have too much money or are too lazy / introverted to go outside. Lunethex fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Dec 15, 2018 |
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Discendo Vox posted:All that and, judging by the warning language, it's all fully consensual. So there's that at least. Zombies are capable of consent now? Assumption based entirely on that header image and warning.
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zombies are capable of boosting tourism now
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Zetsubou-san posted:zombies are capable of boosting tourism now Zombies are the trend that just won't die. I wish I could think of an appropriate metaphor.
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Zetsubou-san posted:zombies are capable of boosting tourism now They've always been though
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Zombies are the trend that just won't die. They really are a vampire of a trend.
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https://twitter.com/MangaGamer/status/1074832638807027713 (actually don't)
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Any particular reason? I mean, I love our hating on anime porn thread as much as the next guy but a lot of this thread is legitimately low effort or Terrible games. Is Naked Butlers actually all that bad or is it just, "Cartoons fukkin' so it goes here?"
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Meh, fujo chicks and gay men need their weird anime porn too. Honestly, I don't think that the mere presence of shagging animes means a game has a place here anymore- a game needs some anti-je ne sais quois if it wants a place in this hallowed hall, I say  But seriously though, it is kind of pedestrian.
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