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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

It has the consistency of tough bread, but has a liquid center like a lava cake. I don't really understand this.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




god, 2005 was wild. people (including me!) listened to white acoustic rap covers wtf

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

unboxing videos have gotten weird

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

don't make fun of my hero, Jean Chretien

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


You have a really odd idea of "funny"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Why is her diaphragm giving the testimony?

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

unboxing videos have gotten weird

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





neat

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/Johns____/status/1073377769176870913

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

I'd perform surgery on dat grape, who was like my grandson

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

It doesn't say what she's in for, so I'm going to guess something to do with Llamas, WWE style ladder matches, and an uncomfortable amount of Shamwow towels.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Ak Gara posted:

It doesn't say what she's in for, so I'm going to guess something to do with Llamas, WWE style ladder matches, and an uncomfortable amount of Shamwow towels.

She did surgery on a grape

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Actually, if you read closely, you'll see that she didn't do surgery on the grapes.

But the assisting nurse was a MAN - with a HOOK!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Not funny on it's own but the fact that it exists is hilarious to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtZoC7ewWw

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Sometimes cats are total assholes and I love them

Nah, the humans are the assholes this time. Someone dropped the cat onto the cake from above, you can see the shadow.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Having glass crack sounds terrible if you're gay.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!


You know what they call Young Link in Paris?

They don't call him Young Link?

No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the gently caress a Young Link is.

What'd they call him?

Garçon Link.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

The MSJ posted:

Having glass crack sounds terrible if you're gay.

If you can't handle mr glass toads wild ride, don't buy the ticket.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The MSJ posted:

Having glass crack sounds terrible if you're gay.

Best case scenario sounds like the bottom equivalent of a two pump chump, other potential meanings... :ohdear:

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Tony Snark posted:

Best case scenario sounds like the bottom equivalent of a two pump chump, other potential meanings... :ohdear:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I had no idea seals loved to snort eels, or maybe it's just this specific type of seal and that's why they're going extinct

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

This feels like a personal attack.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Clear as a crisp winter morning!

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004


cursed

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

I saw this on my ride to work this morning and had to pull over and get a picture of it:



Someone had a rough night.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Mushika posted:

I saw this on my ride to work this morning and had to pull over and get a picture of it:



Someone had a rough night.

I always wondered what do you call those curb-like concrete parking space stoppers. Indeed, what do you call them?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


gbut posted:

I always wondered what do you call those curb-like concrete parking space stoppers. Indeed, what do you call them?
A parking stop?

https://www.discountramps.com/car-stops/c/4370/

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

gbut posted:

I always wondered what do you call those curb-like concrete parking space stoppers. Indeed, what do you call them?

It's called an lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Ace content my dude! For that other thread!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1074016493497667585

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lol

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