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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
c-spam not letting the schnork have anything i see

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

don’t doxx me

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Broken Box posted:

tonight I'm gonna see if I can tolerate instant mashed potatoes cause I've not been able to hold down food in days

good luck w ur recovery broken box

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Harry Potter on Ice posted:

The last time I gambled I brought 500 to the blackjack table, bet 100 on the first 3 hands and doubled down on the 4th and walked away with nothing so I might be balancing you out

Plinkey a born winner

last time i gambled, someone gave me like a $25 chip when i came in, i walked to a roulette wheel and bet it all on black, i won, and i stopped playing there and enjoyed drinks the rest of the nite

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

c-spam not letting the schnork have anything i see

it’s a slow night and most of us are
marveling about how stupid goons are about living spaces

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hmm, just got an email, ive earned enough for 2 free drinks at the casino

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

c-spam not letting the schnork have anything i see

we'll tear you to the ground and rip the candy from you, airplane poll pinata

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Addamere posted:

get well soon

yes please

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Schnorkles posted:

c-spam not letting the schnork have anything i see

polls polls polls polls

POLLS POLLS POLLS POLLS

polls polls polls

POLLS

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




maybe i bet it on odd

w/e i figured 50% were my best odds in the venue so went for a coin flip basically

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Schnorkles posted:

c-spam not letting the schnork have anything i see

you can have this

https://twitter.com/fhq/status/1074108537826086912?s=21

https://twitter.com/fhq/status/1074111752403587073?s=21

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


team fortress 2 owns

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Solarin posted:

team fortress 2 owns

yeah it did

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i hiope ur galmbing in a TRMUP casino, mister

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

maybe i bet it on odd

w/e i figured 50% were my best odds in the venue so went for a coin flip basically

actually dice roll 7s most likely, and 6 and 8 next which is why those are safe bets

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Squizzle posted:

maybe i bet it on odd

w/e i figured 50% were my best odds in the venue so went for a coin flip basically

49% since it could come up green

best bet in a casino is craps betting against the shooter but people get really pissed if you keep doing that lol

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
You ever just think how loving dumb it is to be self-aware enough to understand the horror of your own failings as a species

I mean, just god drat

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

c-spam not letting the schnork have anything i see

put a sock in it

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Solarin posted:

put a schnock in it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

c-spam not letting the schnork have anything i see

snork it

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


ShriekingMarxist posted:

we'll tear you to the ground and rip the candy from you, airplane poll pinata

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i think imma go to the kareoke bar instead of the casino

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Solarin posted:

team fortress 2 owns

So many college nights prefunked with drunk tf2

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





this ep is so fuckin distinctive

folks love drawing comparison between b7 and farscape but this ep seems like a farscape script that fell thru a time hole and got adapted for b7

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Plinkey posted:

actually dice roll 7s most likely, and 6 and 8 next which is why those are safe bets

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Plinkey posted:

i think imma go to the kareoke bar instead of the casino

OK. I'm gonna stay home and shitpost.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
actual file photo of punchy

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
brump!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

spot spoiling the *mistiuq* of craps

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Plinkey posted:

actually dice roll 7s most likely, and 6 and 8 next which is why those are safe bets

2d6 rolls 7, if fair, 16⅔% of the time

way worse than 50%

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
sadham

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

2d6 rolls 7, if fair, 16⅔% of the time

way worse than 50%

in the context of craps

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squizzle posted:

2d6 rolls 7, if fair, 16⅔% of the time

way worse than 50%

He's right that 7 is the "most likely" outcome of rolling 2d6 tho

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Chokes McGee posted:

49% since it could come up green

best bet in a casino is craps betting against the shooter but people get really pissed if you keep doing that lol

why do they get pissed

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Plinkey posted:

in the context of craps

, :justpost:

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