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Best Not WWE Name
This poll is closed.
Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Smoking Crow posted:

Kane and Lita is way worse because the end game was Lita miscarrying and then leaving Kane for Edge, where Kane became the babyface fighting against the cheating bitch Lita

To be fair this only happened because the Matt/Lita/Edge stuff came to light and was getting huge fan response so they had no choice but to go with it. I voted Linda myself because it was such an awful way to treat disabled people. Although I wasn't paying too much attention in '04 so I don't know the full details of the Kane/Lita storyline.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Snitsky punting the baby was funny.

This is why I went with the Linda story. At least the Kane/Lita thing had something funny in the middle of the cringe, while that was just completely uncomfortable

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Kane/Lita gets it for me because of all the poo poo I couldn't give about Linda. The flip side of this feud is much worse and I will likely be voting for that.

Went with Crown Jewel partially because duh and partially because Ole is a gently caress and I feel no sympy for him.

What would anti-trust proceedings against an entertainment monopoly even look like?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Rarity posted:

To be fair this only happened because the Matt/Lita/Edge stuff came to light and was getting huge fan response so they had no choice but to go with it. I voted Linda myself because it was such an awful way to treat disabled people. Although I wasn't paying too much attention in '04 so I don't know the full details of the Kane/Lita storyline.

so they had to make the storyline kane raping lita and then her getting stockholm syndrome

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

the whole matt hardy/lita affair could be on a different bracket

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
As far as purely fictional WWE storylines go, Kane/Lita has to be up there with the worst. Rapist turning sympathetic face, miscarriage turned into comedy.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ThePariah posted:

As far as purely fictional WWE storylines go, Kane/Lita has to be up there with the worst. Rapist turning sympathetic face, miscarriage turned into comedy.

So we know what the rapist part comes from I wonder if one of Vince's girlfriends ever had a miscarriage.

PublicOpinion
Oct 21, 2010

Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago...
I was watching old Network stuff with friends and we watched Cyber Tuesday or whatever show it was with the Beeboo Crawshanks and we were all blindsided when the Kane/Lita angle came into play. Pretty well floored by the notion that anyone would run that storyline, jesus.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


There can sometimes be perverse fun looking at old shows and being surprised by how randomly an incredibly offensive thing will just pop out in the middle of one, no matter if it’s a RAW or a PPV or Smackdown or whatever

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

PublicOpinion posted:

I was watching old Network stuff with friends and we watched Cyber Tuesday or whatever show it was with the Beeboo Crawshanks and we were all blindsided when the Kane/Lita angle came into play. Pretty well floored by the notion that anyone would run that storyline, jesus.
I seem to remember a lot of folks on the old Wrestlecrap forums back in those days going "It's wrestling, anything goes! Stop being offended!" whenever someone complained about one of the many horrible storylines they had going on at the time.

...I guess not much has changed, except that now those people are on Twitter and youtube comments instead.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Wait, that started with Kane raping Lita?

I wanna change my vote :negative:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Snitsky punting the baby was funny.

It also spawned the best cross-brand PPV segment ever from arguably their two worst guys at the time:
(heavy breathing)
Snitsky: I like your poems.
Heidenreich: I like what you do to babies.
(grunting, heavy breathing)
Snitsky: I'll see you later.
(more heavy breathing and grunting)

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Kane and Lita caused me to stop watching wrestling for 10 years.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

sticklefifer posted:

It also spawned the best cross-brand PPV segment ever from arguably their two worst guys at the time:
(heavy breathing)
Snitsky: I like your poems.
Heidenreich: I like what you do to babies.
(grunting, heavy breathing)
Snitsky: I'll see you later.
(more heavy breathing and grunting)

Please don't post my slash fic without permission.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Rarity posted:

Wait, that started with Kane raping Lita?

I wanna change my vote :negative:

The angle was originally supposed to be Kane vs Matt Hardy

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Hulkamatt's latest bracket update.

https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1073966805100703746

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Lita was both over as hell as a face and heel but man, did they give her some trash stuff to do. (Shows the extent of the WWE oeuvre that "Stone Cold murders Lita with a chair" didn't make the tournament cut)

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


D.N. Nation posted:

Lita was both over as hell as a face and heel but man, did they give her some trash stuff to do. (Shows the extent of the WWE oeuvre that "Stone Cold murders Lita with a chair" didn't make the tournament cut)

Or sending off one of the most popular women in the history of the company with a drawn out segment calling her a slut.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Super weird to think that Vince jerked off to a bunch of the stuff in this tournament.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Charles Gnarwin posted:

Or sending off one of the most popular women in the history of the company with a drawn out segment calling her a slut.

Don't forget they had Cryme Tyme selling her panties to the crowd while making "Lita is a slut" jokes.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

That was the segment.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Just as a matter of practice throughout the tournament, when it's stuff the McMahons do to each other either backstage or on camera I find it far less offensive because whatever, they all agreed as a family to be scumbags to each other. They didn't have to buy into it; Shane took off for several years. It's when they rope a worker into their scumbag family angles because they're in no position to say no that I have a problem.

Stuff like Vince taking advantage of Linda's soap opera coma or saying he "deflowered" Stephanie by passing her around to his colleagues is just the carny McMahons being carny McMahons, but things like Lita is a slut or Trish barking like a dog are way more hosed up to me. If they're up against each other, I'll vote for the latter every time.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I have a hunch this will be one sided.

https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1074101528078835713

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This is no contest but I hope we see more Twitter meltdowns from people who think Punk "got what he deserved"

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
This one's obvious but Treatment of CM Punk got a bad draw here cause that was real lovely

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

the way punk was treated would win in most other brackets but gross negligence causing death is hard to top

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Yeah this is one side even though the Punk stuff is bad, Owen was forced to do a stunt he didn't want to do and they used bad rigging and they covered it up. Just gets me super angry every time it comes up

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

This is the first I've heard of the equipment actually be lovely and wrong and it not just being a freak accident.
So...an instance where somebody should have gone to jail for criminal negligence if not outright manslaughter.
And didn't.

It's really hard to ever vote against a company getting blood on their hands because of criminal stupidity. It really comes down to do you think in terms of individuals or in terms of demographics.

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009
MRT I think you should share this on SquaredCircle.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Web Jew.0 posted:

MRT I think you should share this on SquaredCircle.

Oh please do

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



All the documents are sealed but Martha wrote that WWF shopped around for a rigging guy who was willing to do the quick release stunt. This poo poo went well beyond a regrettable accident.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Between the Sheets podcast on the Owen death and the Observer break it down and it just made me more mad at the WWE listening and reading it

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
it's actually insane how WWE completely got away with killing owen and then forcing his friends to go out and wrestle on the mat he died on.

just truly worthless human garbage in this company

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


The Lapsed Fan episode on that PPV reads directly from Martha’s book extensively, particularly for her recreation of what happens that she thoroughly, thoroughly researched to the point of walking the same path he did the night he died, as well as when she was shown by investigators the tools that had been involved in the “accident”, when she discovered that the latch holding her husband was a sailboat latch that only needed like a couple inches of pressure to release

Plus they also wanted to dress up a midget wrestler up as a Mini Blazer, attached to Owen. It only didn’t happen because Owen ducked the rehearsals for it.

It’s all loving horrifying

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I thought I knew all the Owen details but

quote:

Plus they also wanted to dress up a midget wrestler up as a Mini Blazer, attached to Owen. It only didn’t happen because Owen ducked the rehearsals for it.

This is news to me :stare:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Benne posted:

I thought I knew all the Owen details but


This is news to me :stare:

Same

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Benne posted:

I thought I knew all the Owen details but


This is news to me :stare:

Yeah, it's like every time the situation gets talked about there's another new (to me) horrifying detail

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


It’s from Martha’s book. I think she even named the guy who was going to be Mini Blazer. Owen didn’t find out he was going to do it until he got to the arena and threw about as much a shitfit as Owen could muster about having to be responsible for another human being while up there, they told him “tough poo poo” and wanted to rehearse at some point soon, Owen said “sure” and then just didn’t show up for the rehearsal, showed up late enough that they simply scratched the mini up there with him and he did one rehearsal on his own (which went fine because he wasn’t in his ring gear, as moving to adjust the cape is what caused the latch to pop and release him). I think they wanted him to do one with the full entrance gear on and he was like “hell no” and so didn’t go up there again until his match was up.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
yeah, one of WWE's biggest and most effective pieces of revisionist history is presenting Owen's death as a complete freak accident

I think they were much more complicit than people want to imagine

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The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Max Mini was going to be the guy attached to him, to be specific.

And to correct myself, they never even told him "tough poo poo". They told him, instead, nothing, and let him think he had closed the book on the issue while they continued to plan for it to be a double drop. So it's even worse.

TLF reads from Martha's book in episode 95, at like 45 minutes in, and I think it takes them like 45 minutes to get through the whole day.

Another thing to remember is there was a legitimate ambulance at the venue because they had done the "Taker and Kane smash Vince's ankle" angle for Sunday Night Heat, with plans to do a remote of Vince being loaded into the ambulance and going away before the main event. Because the ambulance was there for a business deal, the EMTs were reticent to use the ambulance for its stated purpose, as the terms of the deal said an ambulance had to be there from so-and-so time to so-and-so time, which led to Owen being worked on but not being taken to the hospital immediately, while wrestlers stormed the cabin of the thing, demanding why the gently caress the thing wasn't going where it needed to go right the gently caress now. Finally the ambulance went, but it was pretty much a nigh-impossible retrieval from where Owen was at, even though his heart didn't stop beating completely until he made it to the hospital (if he had survived, he probably would have had massive, massive brain damage and a whole host of other problems, he had stopped breathing for god knows how many minutes and was turning some bad colors before they even got him out of the ring).

Also don’t forget their weird French doctor who’s only real skill set was shiatsu massage entering the ring and trying to give Owen mouth to mouth while actual paramedics tried to get his heart to start

It's so completely hosed

The Cameo fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Dec 16, 2018

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