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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
martin shkreli said he would release the wu tang album for free download if trump won and destroy it if hillary won

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
it also turned out not to be a wu tang album

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


MikeCrotch posted:

Because this will probably come up in future, the British parliament nearly had to close today because a socialist MP got so annoyed by the government he picked up the golden ceremonial mace of William III and tried to walk out of the chamber with it, only to get stopped by a sword-armed guard.

https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/1072243438593196034
By far the most unbelievable British thing I'll hear all month.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/899944616136495104?s=21

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lmao

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE1ZGZG_J5g

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/1072695138386763776

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/the-unabomber-ted-kaczynski-new-generation-of-acolytes.html

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

sean spicer chews and swallows a pack of gum every day

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
senator tom cotton eats birthday cake every day

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

senator tom cotton eats birthday cake every day

lucky motherfucker

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

senator tom cotton eats birthday cake every day

IIRC that's also how he met his wife

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
less than two months ago there was that chud wannabe-unabomber

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

got any sevens posted:

less than two months ago there was that chud wannabe-unabomber

wow it felt longer than that

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/StigAbell/status/1073327984352755712?s=20

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao jfc "various countries".

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
I think about this fucker too often:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7jOd6HcIY

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


haha

"so, everything sucks, eh?"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lmao "we're loving up all these situations that we started on a completely voluntary basis, any tips that don't involve just not doing the same poo poo?"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Whose names are in the cursive?

I read "Col. Xxx/LA Please have someone check the records. Xxx"

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
"coercive diplomacy" is a good one

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvhFPyBoVLs

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 3, 2009

「プリスティンビート」
「Pristine Beat」
just remembered the horny beto tweet so you have to too

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

just remembered the horny beto tweet so you have to too

my calves just cramped

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

just remembered the horny beto tweet so you have to too

[imagine some kind of beto/kegel neologism here]

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the diebold ceo pledging to hand ohio to the republicans

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

cool dance moves posted:

Didn't he stop updating his site like 10 years ago? What's he been up to since then?
he stopped updating his site because W drove him to unhealthy levels of blood pressure/heart/something

can you even imagine how he feels every day now

we may not see eye to eye on everything but I have boundless sympathy for the funnyman Tim Kreider

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

just remembered the horny beto tweet so you have to too

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Krankenstyle posted:

[imagine some kind of beto/kegel neologism here]



cmon man wtf

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my god, chapelle's SNL monologue from 5-6 years ago is quite a trip

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

my god, chapelle's SNL monologue from 5-6 years ago is quite a trip

chappelle 5 years ago is as awake as you should be now

Boatswain
May 29, 2012

Krankenstyle posted:

my god, chapelle's SNL monologue from 5-6 years ago is quite a trip

Link please and thank you.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

DiggityDoink posted:

chappelle 5 years ago is as awake as you should be now

i'm a level 5 woke

i empathize with things that do not even cast a shadow

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
hey remember that time that guy said "oh, konichiwa"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
you know what i just thought about?

STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS!!!!

(cheers)

FOR ENTREPRENEURS!!!!

(cheers replaced with loud booing)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
brexit is going to make england run out of cum

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Boatswain posted:

Link please and thank you.

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Boatswain posted:

Link please and thank you.

Shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--IS0XiNdpk&t=646s

Chaser
https://twitter.com/WillieGeist/status/864292313559912449

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
Man I miss him ripping on Bubya.

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Martin Schkreli pissing off a judge, losing his bail, and then going to prison. Lol

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