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Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Does this mean another by-election??

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solemn Sloth posted:

Andrew Broad is James Bond in

License to Spill

:yeshaha:

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

Solemn Sloth posted:

Andrew Broad is James Bond in

ScoFail
Never Say Newspoll Again
License to Spill

Noice.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Comstar posted:

Does this mean another by-election??

Nope; he's staying on as an MP, just resigning his Ministerial position

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/bevanshields/status/1074475811250483201?s=21

Lol they had a fortnight to work out what to do about this and did nothing

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Solemn Sloth posted:

Andrew Broad is James Bond in

ScoFail
Never Say Newspoll Again
License to Spill

You only knife twice
ThunderBill
From Hong Kong with Love

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

https://twitter.com/bevanshields/status/1074475811250483201?s=21

Lol they had a fortnight to work out what to do about this and did nothing

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all outta ideas

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Does anyone have a copy of that political cartoon that was like
"A politician fails to clear an extremely low bar."

From start of 2016 when one of the LNP goblins sexually assaulted a staffer overseas.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

It this because of the new Barnaby rules?

She isn't a staffer, so it wouldn't fall under the Barnaby rules.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

The Before Times posted:

Nope; he's staying on as an MP, just resigning his Ministerial position

Did we get to the embattled stage yet or are we passed it already?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

hooman posted:

Does anyone have a copy of that political cartoon that was like
"A politician fails to clear an extremely low bar."

From start of 2016 when one of the LNP goblins sexually assaulted a staffer overseas.
That sounds like a Kudelka:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/broad4mallee/status/679889988796850176

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
He's so dreamy. Look at that misshapen head. How could that hussy betray him like that?

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

https://twitter.com/bevanshields/status/1074475811250483201?s=21

Lol they had a fortnight to work out what to do about this and did nothing

Honestly and truly, I hope he told his wife during that time. Imagine finding out from loving New Idea of all places.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
"A $30 billion surplus! Finally, this is where we turn things around. This is where we win the election. This is the day I truly become Pri-"
"NATIONALS MP BROAD SHOCK SUGAR BABY SECRET!!!"

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

At a training course and the trainer is an 85% accurate Malcolm Turnbull clone. Waiting to see if scomo shows up to take over on Friday

I always wondered what happened to the other two Trimsons Grondag. Victims of the Proxima war, presumably.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I've spent the overwhelming majority of my university career studying Western Civilisation. It becomes less flattering the longer you look at it.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Trapezium Dave posted:

That sounds like a Kudelka:


Thanks heaps, I've been looking for it for ages. It's perfect.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Andrew Broad is James Bond in

ScoFail
Never Say Newspoll Again
License to Spill

Commission Royale

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

*whispers in u ear*
g'day mate

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Recoome posted:

Commission Royale

Diamonds are Too Expensive

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Tokamak posted:

*whispers in u ear*
g'day mate

:gizz:

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Diamonds are Too Expensive

Coalraker

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Who loving tonight?

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...source=rss_feed

Young Liberal slowly discovers country hates him

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Gday...
mate...

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
IM DELETING YOU, MINISTER!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Ministers are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Minister!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Ministers 👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you’re squishy☁️💦 5 back: you’re James Bond’s Kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Minister 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011
Quantum of Surplus

Dimebag
Jul 12, 2004
Coalfinger
Coaldeneye

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

https://twitter.com/bevanshields/status/1074475811250483201?s=21

Lol they had a fortnight to work out what to do about this and did nothing

Michael McCormack doesn't exist.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
You Only Spill Twice

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

Tokamak posted:

*whispers in u ear*
g'day mate

Can't stop laughing at this, they're almost the least sexy words imaginable.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
*whispers in u ear*

Fair suck of the sauce bottle

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

JBP posted:

*whispers in u ear*

Fair suck of the sauce bottle

Most guys would appreciate a fair suck of their sauce bottle.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Memento posted:

Yeah I had to think about who this muppet was for more than a few seconds.

https://twitter.com/mnkearney/status/1074466687687090176

Oh yeah, that guy.

My favourite part of these scandals is always the breathtaking hypocrisy.

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011

Mad Katter posted:

Can't stop laughing at this, they're almost the least sexy words imaginable.

*whispers in u ear*

good government starts today

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

*whispers in u ear*

Fair suck of the sauce bottle


Mad Katter posted:

Can't stop laughing at this, they're almost the least sexy words imaginable.

Friendly Fire
Dec 29, 2004
All my friends got me for my birthday was this stupid custom title. Fuck my friends.
Detentions are forever
Nauru is not enough
License to coal
For your Au Pair only

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

quote:

However, during the intimate dinner, things quickly turned sour after Andrew, 43, complained about the menu prices, boasted relentlessly about his new role as assistant minister to the deputy prime minister and began to act inappropriately.

Assistant to the Regional Manager.

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
spectre

the government sucks about as much

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