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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Have I mentioned lately this is the best thread on the entire Internet? :swoon:

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Wait, how does Spider-Man even know about Cage?

Why is Cage "new"? Did he just move here yesterday?

Maybe Peter has Purple Man's AMNESIA?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Malachite_Dragon posted:


heeeEEEeeyyyYYYYyyy

e: everything i do to try and make it spin faster doesn't work. :saddowns:

Different Web browsers have different minimum limits on delays between frames. Go under the limit, and it defaults to something slower. In Chrome, anything above 1ms seems to work.

3ms:


2ms:


Cut out half the frames and watch Peter's unnerving pinwheel nose:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


Just what the gently caress are you implying by putting “hero” in quotation marks when talking about a black superhero, spiderman?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Now now, Peter, like a toddler, doesn't even understand what race is.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
If Luke Cage actually is new in this continuity that's amazing. Like he just started being a hero for hire and immediately gave it up to dunked someone who tried to hire him in a trash can

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man
He's been around long enough to have a Wikipedia entry, at the very least.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Luke:"I'm borrowing your door, there's a purple fool I gotta beat down."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJ (staring at Luke extremely slowly tearing the door of a truck): So what's the big issue out there, Peter?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

Now now, Peter, like a toddler, doesn't even understand what race is.

I apologize in advance

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Just what the gently caress are you implying by putting “hero” in quotation marks when talking about a black superhero, spiderman?

I mean, he's actively robbing a bank truck. If there's any time scare quotes are appropriate, it's now.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Just what the gently caress are you implying by putting “hero” in quotation marks when talking about a black superhero, spiderman?

What kind of a hero name is "Luke Cage"? If he had named himself, like "Aardvark Man" or "Stupendous Man" or something acceptable like that, sure, no problem, but "Luke Cage" sounds like he hasn't even tried to fit with the caped crowd.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Cat Mattress posted:

What kind of a hero name is "Luke Cage"? If he had named himself, like "Aardvark Man" or "Stupendous Man" or something acceptable like that, sure, no problem, but "Luke Cage" sounds like he hasn't even tried to fit with the caped crowd.
:parkersay:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

His pants are still on backwards :allears:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Robot Wendigo
Jul 9, 2013

Grimey Drawer
Three days of strips with Peter lying on the floor of a NYC cab. Must be a record.

And yes, Spider-Verse is wonderful. Stay until the very last credit.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Robot Wendigo posted:

Three days of strips with Peter lying on the floor of a NYC cab. Must be a record.

It's a wonder that he was able to get up at all because the only thing that can stick to stuff better than Spider-Man is the floor of a New York City cab.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
He didn't, this is all a hallucination. Tomorrow a naked Jameson is going to show up yelling at him about how he let Gwen Stacey die and start trying to eat the cab.


EDIT: Actually that part is going to be real. Jonah has been hitting the bath salts again.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Spider-man in the first panel like a guy who partied too hard and was asked if he was alright

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God, his Spidey-sense was just his wife telling him when it was safe all along

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Blue shirt guy is loving terrified. He knows Spidey is the harbinger of destruction.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Flaccid French Fry
Nov 27, 2018

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
:allears: but growing into infinity

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Me reading this thread rn.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
JJJ has a cousin?!

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

graham cracker posted:

Me reading this thread rn.



Something about this one moves it from "funny pervy" to "skeevy pervy" for me.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hear he's bulletproof... let's shoot him with our bullets!

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Jerusalem posted:

I hear he's bulletproof... let's shoot him with our bullets!

Just because you hear a guy's bulletproof doesn't mean you know he is. It's the Superman problem, you can't be sure unless you shoot him.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I don't think it's proper procedure to try to kill robbers.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lurdiak posted:

I don't think it's proper procedure to try to kill robbers.

Well, Luke Cage is black.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

I don't think it's proper procedure to try to kill robbers.

I'm sorry Lurdiak I can't hear you over the sound of Luke Cage's skin color.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Maybe that policeman is just really invested in the scientific method

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Or they don't want to pass up a rare opportunity to shoot a bulletproof man while staring slackjawed. Comic book cops live for this kind of thing.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Tbh, this is probably how itd go in real life.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
This is the most woke a comic has ever been

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Swear to God it looks like Spidey's just frantically flailing his arms as he runs.

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