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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Strong mayo opinions ITT

Edit: welcome to page 1043

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Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Half this thread is mayo talk and I'm sick of it. Let's talk about a real scourge for once - olives.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Half this thread is mayo talk and I'm sick of it. Let's talk about a real scourge for once - olives.
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Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
That's fine. Olive oil is fine. It rarely tastes like olives.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Half this thread is mayo talk and I'm sick of it. Let's talk about a real scourge for once - olives.

I hate walking past the olive bar in my grocery store because it smells absolutely repugnant.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

This stuff is really good

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

At work for Christmas we have brightly dyed red and green olives. No, not like regular olive green. Bright green.

I find them unsettling.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Olives are a sore topic for me because I want to love them. Intellectually, I know how they are good. They look good! They have things I like in them, and they are on things I like!

But gently caress olives. Goddamn.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Brawnfire posted:

But gently caress olives. Goddamn.

Yeah, olives are the real enemy of the people

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

I didn't think it was going to be this hill, at this time, in this thread.

Olives are great. From tapenade on pasta to just eating straight from a bowl with the pit still in, they are wonderful bursts of saltiness that can carry or highlight the dish. If ya'll fuckers dont want them, then give them all to me.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

tribbledirigible posted:

I didn't think it was going to be this hill, at this time, in this thread.

Olives are great. From tapenade on pasta to just eating straight from a bowl with the pit still in, they are wonderful bursts of saltiness that can carry or highlight the dish. If ya'll fuckers dont want them, then give them all to me.

Go scoop them up from the supermarket floor where I pitched the fuckers, then.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

I hate walking past the olive bar in my grocery store because it smells absolutely repugnant.

I hate walking past the olive bar in my grocery store because I'd rather stop and eat the entire delicious thing.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
We started eating things because we were hungry apes. Now that you can order food from anywhere in the world, there is no need to eat olives out of desperation anymore. Black olives are even more baffling, like who looks at something that's that color and thinks "I should eat that?"

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Hot take: Olives are good

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Croatoan posted:

Hot take: Olives are good

Hotter take: they're best when stuffed with blue cheese

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Perry Mason Jar posted:

That's fine. Olive oil is fine. It rarely tastes like olives.

That drawback aside,

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ziv Zulander posted:

Hotter take: they're best when stuffed with blue cheese

good, sure, but best? ehhhhh


I like a garlic clove in them myself. Or feta.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ziv Zulander posted:

Hotter take: they're best when stuffed with blue cheese

Why would you ruin blue cheese like that?

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Ziv Zulander posted:

Hotter take: they're best when stuffed with blue cheese

Mods? Mods????

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:siren: perfectly normal food makes some goons lose their goddamn minds :siren:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Personally, I don't like Sriracha or Nutella.






Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This rules

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


The Bloop posted:

good, sure, but best? ehhhhh


I like a garlic clove in them myself. Or feta.

Garlic is a close second. Feta is mild and refreshing, like a familiar spring breeze. It does not belong in olives.

unrelated

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ziv Zulander posted:

Garlic is a close second. Feta is mild and refreshing, like a familiar spring breeze. It does not belong in olives.

unrelated


Feta is probably one of the lamest cheeses

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

The Bloop posted:

:siren: perfectly normal food makes some goons lose their goddamn minds :siren:

This is actually the first time I've heard of blue cheese stuffed olives. I'd heard of stuffed olives, sure, but I'd never paused even for a second to think what it might be stuffed with. Disgusting.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The only stuffing that should involve olives is stuffing them in the trash where they belong

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


I am v interested, tell me more.


And I loathe mayo with every ounce of my being. But this is a solid maybe.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Ultimate Mango posted:

I am v interested, tell me more.


And I loathe mayo with every ounce of my being. But this is a solid maybe.

it tastes exactly like the other kraft mayo cuz they dont use evoo

making a great mayo at home is deffo a revelation. big corps prioritize shelf stability and price

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

The only stuffing that should involve olives is stuffing them in the trash where they belong

I don't know cybernetic skulls could cry such salty tears

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Welcome to the pizza lagoon.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Haifisch posted:

Welcome to the pizza lagoon.



I am mildly curious as to the chain of events that led to someone creating this "pizza"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Goddamn BP oil spill in that box

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


bob dobbs is dead posted:

making a great mayo at home is deffo a revelation. big corps prioritize shelf stability and price

It's super easy! You just get half olive oil and half canola oil, then slowly drizzle it over an egg yolk or two while whisking constantly. If it comes out too thin you add more oil, too thick you add a squirt of lemon juice. Add some salt, your seasonings of choice, and you're good to go.

I like smooshing some garlic and soaking it in the oil first. But go crazy! You can add whatever flavors you want.

e: make up some of that stuff you can smear it on whatever you want. French fries? It's a great dip. Steak? Heck yeah! Toast? Why the hell not!

Ziv Zulander has a new favorite as of 20:19 on Dec 17, 2018

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Haifisch posted:

Welcome to the pizza lagoon.



BBQ chicken pizza can be good if it’s not drowned in sauce.

If that’s chicken mole pizza, even better, except for the sauce-drowning.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Haifisch posted:

Welcome to the pizza lagoon.



+Extra+extra+extra+extra BBQ sauce

Somebody had a seizure in the Domino's app.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




chocolate chicken cheese

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Did they get this at a sole food restaurant?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Olives are good and tasty in all forms, though black olives are pushing it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
this thread has something for everyone.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kidmmP_HGXU

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