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Zzulu posted:Obviously if you're bald you have to own it, but you will also just objectively be a lesser version of yourself because of it. don't worry about it, I don't think you're inferior
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Bald chat: I started going bald in my early 20s. Had a pretty thick head of hair before that. I got hosed pretty bad with genetics. They say " Look at your maternal grandfather to see what your hair will be like" Well, he is in his mid 80s and still has a full head (though deffo thinned out) My paternal grandfather, and my father both balded early, but my uncle still has all his, and his son seems to be okay.
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Dec 17, 2018 14:44
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The Bloop posted:Lmao if you think someone like Patrick Stewart doesn't look amazing bald If only every guy who went bald could project noble gravitas like Jean-Luc Picard and not craven self-loathing like George Costanza.
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Dec 17, 2018 14:45
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It's the NYC accent
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The Bloop posted:Lmao if you think someone like Patrick Stewart doesn't look amazing bald See also Luca Zingaretti.
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Dec 17, 2018 15:06
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syscall girl posted:Melania is actually kind of cool. Like a sympathetic Cruella Deville cuz you know her boss is way meaner. lol she's fully 100% complicit my dude
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Dec 17, 2018 15:11
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The trick is to not be a piece of poo poo
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The Bloop posted:Lmao if you think someone like Patrick Stewart doesn't look amazing bald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOK-ZVJMaU 
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Dec 17, 2018 15:13
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The Bloop posted:Lmao if you think someone like Patrick Stewart doesn't look amazing bald P sure Patrick Stewart is swole.
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Dec 17, 2018 15:52
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As an expert in phrenology I've concluded that
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Karate Bastard posted:P sure Patrick Stewart is swole. irrelevant. he was still handsome when he wasn't
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https://twitter.com/RacismFactory/status/1074413099774545920
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No punk rear end gonna show up Huntmaster Gravity
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John Lee posted:But I'm already ugly AND am going bald in a very ugly way, like a big tight crescent of baldness that leaves a big round patch of hair that grows to full length. What do i do about this? Clippers and razors aren't expensive. Saves you money on haircuts too.
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https://twitter.com/iyasareru_d/status/1074593841007788033John Lee posted:But I'm already ugly AND am going bald in a very ugly way, like a big tight crescent of baldness that leaves a big round patch of hair that grows to full length. What do i do about this? 
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Clippers and razors aren't expensive. Saves you money on haircuts too. Except if you're bad at using them and miss big spots and everyone makes fun of it
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Iron Crowned posted:Except if you're bad at using them and miss big spots and everyone makes fun of it that's why you shave every day, so even if you miss a spot it's not immediately perceptible get a headblade, it takes me like 5 mins a day or less to shave my head with it
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If I go bald, I’m probably getting skin cancer unless I permanently attach a hat to my head. Otherwise, I would shave my head clean. My hair grows so fast it’s a nuisance, and I hate going to barbers. Having a full head of hair is both a blessing and a curse.
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This is good and fun.
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John Lee posted:But I'm already ugly AND am going bald in a very ugly way, like a big tight crescent of baldness that leaves a big round patch of hair that grows to full length. What do i do about this? Go full Cossack. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/2dkNR6v
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Paladinus posted:There are literally at least two rotating photoshop threads stickied in GBS at all times for the last half a year. ah, so there is. I don't venture into GBS but thanks. Still looking for that Muppet Melania mash up if anyone know what I'm talking about
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Dec 17, 2018 19:26
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thanks, now I want a Deathbulge anime
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Dec 17, 2018 19:52
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As long as the snowballs don't touch
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sandoz posted:lol she's fully 100% complicit my dude Some comedian on twitter got all bent out of shape when Melania was "missing" for a few weeks ie: not in the public light and painted her as a potential battered spouse/mental health crisis and I haven't been able to shake that image of her as a victim. I know it's reductionist and sexist and a bunch of other things that are wrong but I can't help imagining being her and just *gah* cream of mushroom soup
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Trey and Matt getting back to their roots
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Can somebody please mspaint swole Patrick Stewart please?
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Karate Bastard posted:Can somebody please mspaint swole Patrick Stewart please? As he envisioned himself on the Die Hard Star Trek episode in the style of Brandon Bird
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BiggerBoat posted:ah, so there is. I don't venture into GBS but thanks. I hope this is the "good" one if there's more than one, I know how hard it can be to find that one image after "A dirty mind is a joy forever" yielded hundreds of results none of which is what I wanted. https://i.imgur.com/7OYH7lDl.png
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Dec 17, 2018 21:13
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Something something bald athletes 
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ah the reverse brent burns
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Heliogabalos posted:you know that's the perfect finish to a good story, you might almost call it a belle end
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Why on Earth are these hockey teams doing head shots down at the mall? You'd think they could do better than the poor bastard who goes to elementary schools each fall.
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team portraits bruh. action shots come preseason and stuff
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It's hockey. The "Minnesota Wild" and uh, I guess "Sharks Who Are Dramatically Quitting Hockey By Eating Their Own Hockey Tools" probably have less cash on hand than a mid-tier little league team.
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https://www.forbes.com/teams/minnesota-wild/ https://www.forbes.com/teams/san-jose-sharks/ hockey its a niche sport. unless you are from a big hockey town or the midwest chances are you dont care 
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I would be shocked if a majority of Americans could name at least three American hockey players. Hell, I'd be kinda surprised if a majority of Americans could even name one American hockey player.
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