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Best Not WWE Name
This poll is closed.
Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Would Wellness cover something like Bob Orton blading in his son's match with Taker and them not informing Taker that Bob Orton had Hep C?

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Endless Mike posted:

Yeah, same. Having the Tyson Kidd situation seeded higher is weird to me.

He almost died and WWE completely mishandled the injury leading to Natalya reportedly having to drive him to the hospital herself.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Didn't it come out when he said there was something wrong with his neck, WWE told him to basically "walk it off"?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Davros1 posted:

Didn't it come out when he said there was something wrong with his neck, WWE told him to basically "walk it off"?

Bruce Hart said he was told to hit the showers but Tyson tweeted that he hadn't talked to Bruce, end of story. He never denied any of the specific things Bruce said, to my knowledge. Bret mostly blamed the muscle buster but alluded to some problems with WWE's treatment of it as well. So we can't be sure what happened other than it was really really bad and they don't want it getting out.

As for Orton you could argue it is part of that period's Wellness.

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Dec 17, 2018

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I just read a big long interview with him that I think got posted in one of the weekly threads a couple weeks back and, to be fair, he could just be towing (toeing?) the company line, but it sounded like he was the one that was being super bullheaded about everything and wwe actually took pretty good care of him, but maybe there’s something I haven’t read.

Like my understanding, perhaps naive, was that WWE were actually pretty good guys for once and Kidd’s injury doesn’t belong in this tournament.

Am I wrong?


E: here’s that article
https://www.thewhig.com/entertainment/television/tj-wilson-wrestlings-comeback-kidd

(He should be dead)


E: skimming back over that article, they just kinda skip from the end of the match to “now I’m in the hospital” and it sounds like the contention itt is with respect to that chunk that gets skipped in the article?

Sockser fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Dec 17, 2018

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Davros1 posted:

Didn't it come out when he said there was something wrong with his neck, WWE told him to basically "walk it off"?

At best they thought it was nowhere near as severe as it legitimately was, at worst they thought he was faking, and either way they had a too-lengthy discussion of whether to deem it worthy of an ambulance trip

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Going with wellness just because it was larger scale.

bartok
May 10, 2006



MassRafTer posted:

As for Orton you could argue it is part of that period's Wellness.

Speaking of Orton, didn't have to rewrite the rules several times for the Wellness policy so as to avoid giving him his third strike?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Sockser posted:

I just read a big long interview with him that I think got posted in one of the weekly threads a couple weeks back and, to be fair, he could just be towing (toeing?) the company line, but it sounded like he was the one that was being super bullheaded about everything and wwe actually took pretty good care of him, but maybe there’s something I haven’t read.

Like my understanding, perhaps naive, was that WWE were actually pretty good guys for once and Kidd’s injury doesn’t belong in this tournament.

Am I wrong?


E: here’s that article
https://www.thewhig.com/entertainment/television/tj-wilson-wrestlings-comeback-kidd

(He should be dead)


E: skimming back over that article, they just kinda skip from the end of the match to “now I’m in the hospital” and it sounds like the contention itt is with respect to that chunk that gets skipped in the article?

Yes, and why he was tweeting about WWE not wanting people to know about the situation. The stuff about him being bullheaded in the interview has to do with him coming back to WWE, not with how they treated the injury. He even says in the interview he immediately knew it was broken.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


bartok posted:

Speaking of Orton, didn't have to rewrite the rules several times for the Wellness policy so as to avoid giving him his third strike?

IIRC , he got busted a third time but all of a sudden there was a new caveat that you can get suspensions erased after a few years or something

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

IIRC , he got busted a third time but all of a sudden there was a new caveat that you can get suspensions erased after a few years or something

Yep. Basically established what everyone already knew, which was they're fine with punishing you (beyond just giving you time off) only if you don't really matter that much to them

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Chris James 2 posted:

Yep. Basically established what everyone already knew, which was they're fine with punishing you (beyond just giving you time off) only if you don't really matter that much to them

Yeah. There was that thing a year a two ago where Konnor of The Ascension was suspended because it was his second strike. Of course, between his first and second strike he had actually left the WWE and returned, but WWE said it still counted.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Orton had a couple busts that somehow weren't violations. He only had 2 strikes when the policy change happened that let you remove strikes. He should have had 4 at the time or something like that.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Weren't a couple of Randy's busts for weed? Not to support WWE moving the goalposts, but I'd rather athletes smoke weed to dull pain than abuse opiates

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Weren't a couple of Randy's busts for weed? Not to support WWE moving the goalposts, but I'd rather athletes smoke weed to dull pain than abuse opiates

Weed fines aren't strikes. He probably gets fined a ton but we're not counting those here.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



El Gallinero Gros posted:

Weren't a couple of Randy's busts for weed? Not to support WWE moving the goalposts, but I'd rather athletes smoke weed to dull pain than abuse opiates
Weed is a fine not a strike. Orton did have a few uprofessional conduct suspensions that weren't wellness strikes.

My favorite of the Orton bullshit was that he already pissed hot from Signature Pharmacy drugs in 2006 so he was not suspended again for continuing to buy through early 2007.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Synthetic weed was a strike, regular weed wasn't. Synthetic is why Matt Sydal got 2 strikes before he was fired

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I went with Tyson because it is just so senseless.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Chris James 2 posted:

Synthetic weed was a strike, regular weed wasn't. Synthetic is why Matt Sydal got 2 strikes before he was fired

Swagger as well, as I recall. Or some comedy jobber maybe?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sockser posted:

Swagger as well, as I recall. Or some comedy jobber maybe?

R-Truth. Swagger was just an idiot who got arrested for DUI and possession of the real weed literally the week after winning a Mania title shot that he was at the time expected to win. He wasn't suspended I don't think, just ruined his own push and was jobbed out including at Mania

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I voted the wellness policy because it cast a bigger net, but there are no wrong answers on this one.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's the completely loving disgusting and disgraceful homophobic Goldust gimmick vs the loving disgraceful necrophilia angle.

https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1074842343075966977

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Oh boy that one is a rough loving vote

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Katie Vick is too stupid to be offensive.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
People seem to handwave it because they like Dustin the person, but Goldust was always an awful loving gimmick

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

It's the completely loving disgusting and disgraceful homophobic Goldust gimmick vs the loving disgraceful necrophilia angle.

https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1074842343075966977

"You mean you're not a fag?".

Imagine if that one got dropped on today's RAW.

Benne posted:

People seem to handwave it because they like Dustin the person, but Goldust was always an awful loving gimmick

It's also because Dustin did everything he could to make it work.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

"You mean you're not a fag?".

Imagine if that one got dropped on today's RAW.


It's also because Dustin did everything he could to make it work.

That's why Dustin can get hosed.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

how can we crucify baseball man for holding individuals accountable for their actions, and then do it ourselves. be careful

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MassRafTer posted:

That's why Dustin can get hosed.

I disagree with this. Due to him the gay panic poo poo they were trying to illicit never worked on me. I always liked Goldust. I wanted him to win. I didn't like his opponents due to them being insecure pussies. Doesn't excuse the guys who came up with it, but what he did with it was the best anyone could possibly do.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Vince MechMahon posted:

I disagree with this. Due to him the gay panic poo poo they were trying to illicit never worked on me. I always liked Goldust. I wanted him to win. I didn't like his opponents due to them being insecure pussies. Doesn't excuse the guys who came up with it, but what he did with it was the best anyone could possibly do.

He turned face by declaring he wasn't "queer" he was a real man.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MassRafTer posted:

He turned face by declaring he wasn't "queer" he was a real man.

I bet that was also mandated. It's also when I checked out of the character.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgwRIP3dQU

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmxxqi

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Goldust was as much product of its time than an explicit sin of WWE.
Society as a whole was still adapting to the notion of homosexuality being genetic and not a choice. 'Gay Panic' and 'Toxic Masculinity' were social concepts that were at best in the fringes of the collective social conscience.
Things started to chill out after the first year or two. I say 'started'.

I still voted Goldust mind you. Having a character reinforce the notion of gay=evil was still very hurtful regardless of social attitudes. Katie Vick was just gross and stupid, I'd go as far as to say that this should have been NITed.

ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Dec 18, 2018

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Goldust is worse.

Still haven't voted on Kidd v Wellness though.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Goldust helped teach the biggest youth audience in WWF history that being gay is extremely bad, not manly and that anyone who seems gay should get their rear end kicked. They would have gotten this lesson elsewhere, but it reinforced it, graphically.

And the gimmick remains alive to this day reminding us there are no consequences for this company, things just get white washed and rehabbed without apology or care.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I voted Vick because homophobic gimmicks didn't start with WWF but necrophilia was new, unbroken ground.

Lurks With Wolves
Jan 14, 2013

At least I don't dance with them, right?
Reminder that the Goldust vs Roddy Piper match at Wrestlemania 12 ended on the reveal that the weird sexually menacing golden gay man from Hollywood was also a transvestite. Because the match didn't feel like enough of a hate crime yet, I guess.

I am entirely too fond of modern Goldust for quite frankly no good reason, but gently caress Goldust.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Why are so many entries in this tournament just ways to make fun of dusty rhodes

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

He was poor and became rich through hard work and was nice to black people. All of these things are unacceptable to Vince.

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mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
Katie Vick is arguably the least offensive thing in this tournament 😩

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