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Kalman posted:Also TBH it might just have been a “gently caress you for defending these shitbags” at Jones’ counsel. That shows a pretty immature view. I think our kid diddler defendants are scum of the earth but I don’t bust their lawyer’s balls over it. Alex Jones is only slightly behind kid diddler.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 13:42 |
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ActusRhesus posted:We have a private defense attorney we get along with who we know will put on the dog and pony show and bang the table when his client is around. But when it’s just us he chills out. me irl gotta make them feel they've got their moneys worth ie: their tax dollars didn't go to waste.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 13:43 |
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Hey. As long as they aren’t a douche outside the presence of the client I tend to just go “huh. Guess he’s worried about crazy client grieving him.” And let it go.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 14:34 |
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https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1075042156019113985
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 16:02 |
lol the followup is good too quote:9. On December 15, 2016, the parties appeared before Judge Valderrama for a presentment hearing on the motion to compel, described in paragraph 7, above, in case number 15 CH 12061, at which time Judge Valderrama granted Respondent’s request to file a written response to the motion to compel, set forth a date certain by which that response should be filed, and admonished Respondent for the statements he made, including the statements referenced in paragraphs 3 and 5, above, and his conduct during the November 10, 2016 deposition.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 16:22 |
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“Angry tone” Well then.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 16:29 |
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They sanctioned him again for that pleading.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 16:35 |
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Sanctions like you wouldn't believe.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 18:54 |
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Ooooh! Share!
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:02 |
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Eminent Domain posted:Sanctions like you wouldn't believe. I assume this is a reference but actually I guess this is just the state ODC referring those charges to the disciplinary board.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:03 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I assume this is a reference but actually I guess this is just the state ODC referring those charges to the disciplinary board. https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status/1075029519977902080 Should've followed up with "govern yourself accordingly" imo disjoe fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Dec 18, 2018 |
# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:15 |
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Wow. Just... wow. Someone tried to have me sanctioned once for “fraudulently certifying documents.” I signed a certification July 1. Didn’t realize Secretary was taking the day off. Then 4th of July happened. And a weekend in between. So postmark was not until like the 6th or so. Demanded a hearing on it too. Judge was like “wtf. Is it your position a lawyer needs to personally walk to the post office?”
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:24 |
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Law Megathread: Certify your own stupidity
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:35 |
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EwokEntourage posted:Law Megathread: Certify your own stupidity lol...the current one is so good though. disjoe posted:https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status/1075029519977902080 oh duh...he left out the "bitch"
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:44 |
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Time paradox episode of Better Call Saul where Jimmy hires Jessie Pinkman as an associate.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:52 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:Time paradox episode of Better Call Saul where Jimmy hires Jessie Pinkman as an associate. I would watch the poo poo out of that.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 20:08 |
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Same, honestly. Also yeah I did, my bad.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 20:16 |
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Just survived summary judgment in a case where my client's position is dogshit, primarily by confusing the judge so thoroughly that he just wanted me to go away and someone else to have to listen to my dumbass arguments I've officially peaked as a lawyer
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 22:36 |
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Also the argument that got me past summary wasnt even in my response brief, it was some dumb poo poo I thought of in the hallway 5 minutes before the hearing
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 22:37 |
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Also opposing counsel's face was beet red after the hearing and I'm pretty sure his client was crying I'm sorry for the triple post but I'm basically edging at this point
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 22:39 |
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The system (whereby attorneys enrich themselves on the suffering of others) works.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 23:50 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:Also the argument that got me past summary wasnt even in my response brief, it was some dumb poo poo I thought of in the hallway 5 minutes before the hearing I once won a summary judgment motion on an argument we literally only put in a footnote.
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# ? Dec 18, 2018 23:56 |
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Tomorrow I have a summary judgment hearing against a guy whose lawyer withdrew after I filed the motion. IT WAS THAT HOT. He hasn’t filed an opposition or otherwise taken any action. Hopefully in the spirit of Christmas the judge will throw his dumb rear end out on the street and warm my black heart. Soothing Vapors posted:Also opposing counsel's face was beet red after the hearing and I'm pretty sure his client was crying Lol
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 00:27 |
This kind of makes me want to see a Phil/Vapors superlawgoon team-up.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 02:37 |
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Vox Nihili posted:The system (whereby attorneys enrich themselves on the suffering of others) works. ulmont posted:I once won a summary judgment motion on an argument we literally only put in a footnote. Phil Moscowitz posted:Tomorrow I have a summary judgment hearing against a guy whose lawyer withdrew after I filed the motion. IT WAS THAT HOT. He hasnt filed an opposition or otherwise taken any action. Hopefully in the spirit of Christmas the judge will throw his dumb rear end out on the street and warm my black heart. Discendo Vox posted:This kind of makes me want to see a Phil/Vapors superlawgoon team-up. I'm pretty sure if we joined forces we could make opposing counsel kill themselves I guess that makes us job creators?
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 02:41 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:I'm pretty sure if we joined forces we could make opposing counsel kill themselves Gotta protect your profession
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 02:44 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:I'm pretty sure if we joined forces we could make opposing counsel kill themselves Makes you mentors.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 02:49 |
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ulmont posted:I once won a summary judgment motion on an argument we literally only put in a footnote. Four corners of the document right? Counts.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 03:01 |
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When I was working for a judge we decided a case on an issue/caselaw that hadn't been cited by either party, because both sides missed something fairly obvious. The attorney for the winning side was extremely impressed with our basic research, and speaks very highly of me. I feel no need to correct her.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 04:52 |
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ActusRhesus posted:Wow. Just... wow. Out of curiosity, what was the point? I mean not the dog and pony bit, what argument of legal merit did the factual grounds support? Is there some sort of requirement where the certification date and the postmark date must be the same? Was that the idea?
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 11:24 |
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There was no point. The cerification is basically “on such and such date I mailed a copy of this to opposing counsel.” So if you sign it and don’t ever actually mail it yeah. Problem. But everyone who has heard about this little tantrum of hers just rolls their eyes. She’s known for this. Ironically. Her main argument involved screeching about the practice book. Strict compliance Bc integrity of the legal profession. And demanding the court order in hand service. “Your honor, I’ll leave it to the court’s discretion how to address the substance of this claim. However, I would note that if the court is considering a supervisory order, the practice book requires service to the address on the appearance absent mutual agreement. I can’t hand serve a PO Box.” *judge suppresses snicker* “Ok. One question. On what date did you submit this to your clerical staff for mailing?” “The date on the certification page.” “Ok. I’m ready to rule.” Spoiler: no supervisory order was issued. And my clerk spies tell me 10 min later every judge was eyerolling about what a psycho OC is.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 15:08 |
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ActusRhesus posted:There was no point. The cerification is basically “on such and such date I mailed a copy of this to opposing counsel.” So if you sign it and don’t ever actually mail it yeah. Problem. But everyone who has heard about this little tantrum of hers just rolls their eyes. She’s known for this. Funny. Is this certification something similar to the mailing date for filing a response, for instance? It wouldn't matter either way, but over here we consider somthing "mailed" only once it's dated by the postal service, which means in terms of deadlines the postage stamp is what's used (well, it was, before e-filing now I guess all that's old-timey bullshit). In those cases we do in fact require the lawyer to personally walk to the postal office (or send a secretary). Just a fun fact, I don't think it's relevant to your issue which seems like a downright vexatious complaint.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 15:50 |
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Certificate of service is just a lawyer’s statement to the court and all parties that a document was sent on a particular date. Sometimes it’s enough to meet a legal requirement but usually deadlines require receipt, so faxes or certified mail are used, or email if permitted. It’s found on pleadings filed with the court and discovery that isn’t filed. In the latter, for example, the date of the certificate starts the clock for a response. I.e certificate says I served it on December 19, then a response must be sent within 30 days. If your certificate of service is like two weeks before the postmark then you would have a hard time arguing for a motion to compel responses because the expectation is you actually get it in the mail on or close to the date on the certificate. Some appellate pleadings require contemporaneous (same day) service and the certificate must actually be a sworn certificate by the lawyer. You better get it served if you say so under oath. Many federal courts don’t require it on pleadings because they are electronically filed and served on everyone automatically with a formal time stamp notification from the court.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 16:38 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Many federal courts don’t require it on pleadings because they are electronically filed and served on everyone automatically with a formal time stamp notification from the court. FRCP 5(d)(1)(B) was recently amended to drop the requirement of a certificate of service for anything filed with the court's electronic-filing system. Before that everyone used to include a certificate of service that said "I e-filed this": quote:CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 16:53 |
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ulmont posted:FRCP 5(d)(1)(B) was recently amended to drop the requirement of a certificate of service for anything filed with the court's electronic-filing system. Before that everyone used to include a certificate of service that said "I e-filed this": Right. It’s redundant. I think I filed my first non-certified pleading in federal court last month. (People are still certifying everything though because lawyers)
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 17:00 |
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tis the season to be jolly lol
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 18:37 |
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Yeah. And general practice of that court is to accept “late” filings within reason if there’s no objection. So the way a normal human would have handled that: “Hey. You signed it this date. But I just got it today. I need time for my response. Do you object?” “Huh. Weird. Yeah no objection. . Let me know when you file.”
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 18:49 |
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ActusRhesus posted:Yeah. And general practice of that court is to accept “late” filings within reason if there’s no objection. So the way a normal human would have handled that: You mean "gently caress you, I'm zealously advocating over here" is bad?
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 19:02 |
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Everything here is e-filed and I have a certificate of service to attach to everything that says it’s e-filed.
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# ? Dec 19, 2018 19:20 |
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Jamming people on deadlines is stupid (generally speaking--sometimes it's justified though in those cases it's usually not "jamming") The funniest way I've seen it handled was a judge who responded to an argument that a memo was filed late or something by telling the lawyer, "I will offer you the same deal I offer everyone else who makes that argument. I'll hold your opponent to this deadline if you agree that the same standard will apply to you, any time you are late for anything in my court ever again." She said she's never had a lawyer agree.
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