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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Reinbach posted:

Desperate parents place baby in container and send him away hoping he will live. Arrives, is taken in by kindly person who helps him grow into his power. Uses supernatural powers to help society's downtrodden. Passover Seder or action comics issue?

Oh poo poo
All this time Zack Snyder was trying to make him Jesus, when he should have been parting the Red Sea

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Are y'all just now realizing that Superman is literally moses

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Well, he's supposed to be like the Jewish Messiah IIRC.

(Superman, not Moses)

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
But his origin is basically Moses is what I'm saying

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
to be fair Danaerys Targaryan has that same origin story

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Are y'all just now realizing that Superman is literally moses

I just never even thought about it, so yes.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Peanut President posted:

to be fair Danaerys Targaryan has that same origin story

Not even close

Dany is American imperialism

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Not even close

Dany is American imperialism

who are the snow zombies

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Danerys is fascism, Jon is liberalism, the zombies are communism coming and destroying everything in order to usher in a new order

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Superman, Moses, King Arthur, everyone knows adopted babies have special powers.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Are y'all just now realizing that Superman is literally moses

uhhhh..... nn nno

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Shear Modulus posted:

who are the snow zombies

IDK because I don't put that much energy into the poo poo books

But it's not hard to see when someone's story arc involves them bumble dicking into a country in the not middle East that they have no business interfering in, ripping out the government, ending up stuck there as an occupying force that everyone hates, and having unmanned flying death machines that gently caress up civilians with no accountability as being a condemnation of American foreign policy

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

But his origin is basically Moses is what I'm saying

Adopting Moses didn't turn out very well for Egypt

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Peanut President posted:

Danerys is fascism, Jon is liberalism, the zombies are communism coming and destroying everything in order to usher in a new order

communism is immortal, this checks out

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

communism is immortal, this checks out

And a deadly plague. Confirmed it checks out.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Non Serviam posted:

And a deadly plague. Confirmed it checks out.

what the gently caress

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
mods???

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/salesforce/status/1075149935367073793

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

who the gently caress are At Cheddar On Twitter, because you could not make me click on any part of that tweet

Reinbach
Jan 28, 2009

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Are y'all just now realizing that Superman is literally moses

Wait until they realize Captain America is a golem.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

who the gently caress are At Cheddar On Twitter, because you could not make me click on any part of that tweet

bloomberg but for teens

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Reinbach posted:

Wait until they realize Captain America is a golem.

what does that make iron man

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

got any sevens posted:

what does that make iron man

Elon Musk's Batman

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

an actual dog posted:

bloomberg but for teens

extremely cursed post

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Shouldn't be, high art and low art is some dumb bullshit and comics are great

Comics are garbage for manbabies, sorry.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

steinrokkan posted:

Comics are garbage for manbabies, sorry.

Nah

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

got any sevens posted:

what does that make iron man

Capitalist scum

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

for the love of god stop giving dickeye excuses to blather on about comics

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

comic books are for the extremely online what Harry Potter is for the #resistance

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I'm gay

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


im gay

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Were all gay OP.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
Comics are an art form. This is a fact, and it isn't controversial

Jonathan Fisk posted:

comic books are for the extremely online what Harry Potter is for the #resistance

Harry Potter isn't an artistic medium, and the closest thing to comics the extremely online obsess about are visual novels. D-, see me after class

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

'most woke business leader' hahahaha kill me please

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hackbunny posted:

Comics are an art form. This is a fact, and it isn't controversial


Harry Potter isn't an artistic medium, and the closest thing to comics the extremely online obsess about are visual novels. D-, see me after class

lol I read comics on a semi regular basis and just stop already

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Taintrunner posted:

lol I read comics on a semi regular basis and just stop already

Love to admit thAt I spend time on something I think has no merit whatsoever and is somehow not art

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
there’s nothing wrong with comics as an artistic format

superhero comics are almost exclusively fash-adjacent trash, although that’s changing which is why the chuddy fashy fans are melting down lately

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
whatever happened to that crowdfunded confederate superheroine

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

there’s nothing wrong with comics as an artistic format

superhero comics are almost exclusively fash-adjacent trash, although that’s changing which is why the chuddy fashy fans are melting down lately

Nah

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

whatever happened to that crowdfunded confederate superheroine

I don't know but the same people announced a Kickstarter to fund a Q comic by Chuck "I made people care about Robin and also I'm mad racist" Dixon that I think had the plug pulled by whatever site

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