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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Tokamak posted:

They're so loving good though...

:chloe:

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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Synthbuttrange posted:

if you've ever bought an avocado you can give up your dreams of a house

Maybe if my christmas bonus is big enough this year...
Even then Bernard Salt will be outside my window, shaking his head

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

Jordan B Peterson is constantly weeping and suing everyone because he is extraordinarily constipated

https://twitter.com/britishgq/status/1057234945427628032?lang=en

This is so weird lmao

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Prime Minister Replacement Intervals:
Kev1: 900 days
Julia: 1100 days
Kev 2: 80 days
Tones: 800 days
Malcolm: 1100 days
Scomo: 80 days?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

can we just make a knife prime minister

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

hambeet posted:

weird crimbo discussions this year auspol. what happened to water bottles and bus decorations?

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Synthbuttrange posted:

can we just make a knife prime minister

Then how would we knife him?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
With a bigger knife。

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Just one more spill before Christmas please God please.

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
Are there any credible sources for these new spill rumours? It sounds too delicious to be true. Maybe we can get the libs down to 20 or so seats.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Anidav posted:

Just one more spill before Christmas please God please.

:auspol: :auspol: :auspol: :auspol: :auspol:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

It's not happening

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

The Lord Bude posted:

Are there any credible sources for these new spill rumours? It sounds too delicious to be true. Maybe we can get the libs down to 20 or so seats.

"My friend"

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Anidav posted:

Just one more spill before Christmas please God please.
What about the poor kids from countries who don't get any spills?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Do they know it's Christmas?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

snoremac posted:

What about the poor kids from countries who don't get any spills?

They get coups instead, prolly not as often but more exciting

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apNQDNKjWCI

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica

hooman posted:

Then how would we knife him?

Parliamentary knifey-spoony

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Anidav posted:

With a bigger knife。

Soon they'll make a knife so big it will destroy them all!

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

ewe2 posted:

Meanwhile, back at the CPG rumour mill:

https://twitter.com/FightingTories/status/1075585326444232704

Xmas is extra special this year!

Replace him With Who? Dutton?!??

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Comstar posted:

Replace him With Who? Dutton?!??

tony tony tony tony

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Terrified by the prospect of losing, they'll simply not run a candidate.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Fiona Patten wants to push to legalise weed in Victoria, the greenest state.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hambeet posted:

Fiona Patten wants to push to legalise weed in Victoria, the greenest state.

libertarian in stopped clock being right shock

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

JBP posted:

This is so weird lmao

That’s because he’s a creepy weirdo who never considers women as anything other than sexual objects.

Turks
Nov 16, 2006

Comstar posted:

Replace him With Who? Dutton?!??

Bishop.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Turks posted:

Bishop.

Pawn to M8
Checks notes
Bishop to J5
G'day-mate

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

hooman posted:

Pawn to M8
Checks notes
Bishop to J5
G'day-mate

So Bishop can be the one that loses the election, and they can knife her and replace her with someone even less popular than any of the fuckwits they've tried so far

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomgscott/which-knifed-australian-prime-minister-are-you
Which knifed Australian Prime Minister are you?

I got Malcolm. I would have preferred any other option

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The New South Wales Director of Public Prosecutions will not appeal a decision to overturn the conviction of the former Catholic Archbishop of Adelaide Philip Wilson on charges of concealing historical child sex abuse in the Hunter Valley.

vOv oh no its too hard

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Why aren't we talking about the fact ScoMo arrived in Iraq with multiple boxes of Cronulla Sharks branded footballs to give to our troops.

Also he got new glasses to rebrand Lmao.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Anidav posted:

Why aren't we talking about the fact ScoMo arrived in Iraq with multiple boxes of Cronulla Sharks branded footballs to give to our troops.

Also he got new glasses to rebrand Lmao.

We don't all get those press releases, you know

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Oh my God what have I become

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Anidav posted:

Why aren't we talking about the fact ScoMo arrived in Iraq with multiple boxes of Cronulla Sharks branded footballs to give to our troops.

Also he got new glasses to rebrand Lmao.

Lol

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Sorry I didn't know enough about Peterson before and was the santa of anger. Let our noble mod be the santa of happy and distribute some new BOONIE tags!!!!!!!

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Embattled Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham has quit the party, and will contest the NSW election as an "independent real Green".

Mr Buckingham, who was under intense pressure from the party to resign from its election ticket, spectacularly quit on Thursday, promising to run on a "more genuine green platform" that would "challenge the NSW Greens' Marxist agenda".

hahahahaha good loving riddance

Fortunately he chose to just leave on his own since the Greens failed to actually kick him out so I don't have to rejoin the party.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Anidav posted:

Why aren't we talking about the fact ScoMo arrived in Iraq with multiple boxes of Cronulla Sharks branded footballs to give to our troops.

Also he got new glasses to rebrand Lmao.

did he bring the bus

*bus hits an IUD and a bunch of Australian nationals and journos get killed and then Scomo goes "good thing I wasn't on the bus lol" while the entire CPG stares at him, dead eyed.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JBP posted:

Sorry I didn't know enough about Peterson before and was the santa of anger. Let our noble mod be the santa of happy and distribute some new BOONIE tags!!!!!!!

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

ewe2 posted:

Meanwhile, back at the CPG rumour mill:

https://twitter.com/FightingTories/status/1075585326444232704

Xmas is extra special this year!

Seems like bullshit to me imo.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


He stole Wayne Swans glasses



Only to give Sharkies merchandise to our troops.



Thank you football man. These will surely stop the terrorists.

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