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hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."

bandaid.friend posted:

I don't think anyone's allowed to get into an MP's stuff with the new encryption bill?

Correct.

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




bandaid.friend posted:

I don't think anyone's allowed to get into an MP's stuff with the new encryption bill?

When has that ever stopped ASIO or the AFP before

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."
Can't wait for the drop.

https://twitter.com/PatsKarvelas/status/1075721351107891201

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I wonder which homophobic family values MP it was this time

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Any idea what it is?

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Dude who described constituents as "fags" and "curries" a bunch stepped out, not really a mindblower

E: oh no wait, a third someone who looks like this bit it

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Dec 20, 2018

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

NTRabbit posted:

When has that ever stopped ASIO or the AFP before

I mean the law wouldn't, but their class position as the running dogs of capital would.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

NTRabbit posted:

I wonder which homophobic family values MP it was this time

God I hope it is someone like Barry O'Sullivan or Craig Kelly

im alan jones
Feb 1, 2009

the muhammad ali of radio

hidys posted:

A Coalition MP having a lovely time in Asia.

https://twitter.com/GChristensenMP/status/469293741702795264

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



hidys posted:

A Coalition MP having a lovely time in Asia.

Gorge Christensen

E mf

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

bell jar posted:

You should have said the Liberals for a cheeky blue man joke

drat

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/Warbz/status/1075731980627542018

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene
Bahahahahahaahahahaahahaahah

Just catching up on auspol after a busy couple of weeks winding up at work

Nice to see nothing’s changed

The coalition is still imploding harder than any government ever

The greens are still so loving bad it’s hilarious

Labor still the best and only realistic hope for our country’s future

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Has the ALP made any statements in regards to un-loving the DHS and Centrelink in the future? My sister is on Newstart and has to do work for the dole and it's completely hosed. :(

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

monkeu posted:

Bahahahahahaahahahaahahaahah

Just catching up on auspol after a busy couple of weeks winding up at work

Nice to see nothing’s changed

The coalition is still imploding harder than any government ever

The greens are still so loving bad it’s hilarious

Labor still the best and only realistic hope for our country’s future

Actually I just got finished having a couple weeks off having sex with my smokeshow dime wife, and I'm not even gonna laugh about how much I guessed the political situation was similar

I'm gonna say

"heh"

instead of the string of bahahas, because that's gauche, sweetie

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

monkeu posted:

Bahahahahahaahahahaahahaahah

Just catching up on auspol after a busy couple of weeks winding up at work

Nice to see nothing’s changed

The coalition is still imploding harder than any government ever

The greens are still so loving bad it’s hilarious

Labor still the best and only realistic hope for our country’s future

You didn't even bother to read the actual auspol thread :(

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Pile Of Garbage posted:

Has the ALP made any statements in regards to un-loving the DHS and Centrelink in the future? My sister is on Newstart and has to do work for the dole and it's completely hosed. :(

Not really, this is their Fair Go Action Plan, which is the weird marketing term they replaced welfare policy with, doesn't contain much promise or allevience

https://www.alp.org.au/labors-fair-go-action-plan/

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/gallo_ways/status/1075711450893537281?s=21

clusterfuck
Feb 6, 2004


bandaid.friend posted:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomgscott/which-knifed-australian-prime-minister-are-you
Which knifed Australian Prime Minister are you?

I got Malcolm. I would have preferred any other option

I got Gillard. I won't be lectured about shitposting.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



The Peccadillo posted:

Not really, this is their Fair Go Action Plan, which is the weird marketing term they replaced welfare policy with, doesn't contain much promise or allevience

https://www.alp.org.au/labors-fair-go-action-plan/

That sucks. Apparently with work for the dole they expect you do like 30 hours a fortnight regardless of how many actual work days there are. This means in the next two weeks my sister has to log 30 hours in 7 days instead of 10 because of course the place you're assigned is closed on a public holiday. Oh and if you don't log your time your payments are terminated immediately. She was too busy to log her time last Monday and they instantly cut her off :(

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

We Triads Now

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Pile Of Garbage posted:

That sucks. Apparently with work for the dole they expect you do like 30 hours a fortnight regardless of how many actual work days there are. This means in the next two weeks my sister has to log 30 hours in 7 days instead of 10 because of course the place you're assigned is closed on a public holiday. Oh and if you don't log your time your payments are terminated immediately. Age was too busy to log her time last Monday and they instantly cut her off :(

Oh my loving god

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Pile Of Garbage posted:

Oh and if you don't log your time your payments are terminated immediately. She was too busy to log her time last Monday and they instantly cut her off :(

Aren't the people running the job supposed to put that through, or have things changed again in the last 18 months? Last time I did it you filled out the day's thing and signed it and they sent it through to the agency.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

ewe2 posted:

Aren't the people running the job supposed to put that through, or have things changed again in the last 18 months? Last time I did it you filled out the day's thing and signed it and they sent it through to the agency.

Who sent what to who?

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



ewe2 posted:

Aren't the people running the job supposed to put that through, or have things changed again in the last 18 months? Last time I did it you filled out the day's thing and signed it and they sent it through to the agency.

I just double-checked with my sister and yeah that's still the case so I guess she messed something else up.

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008


the hun posted:

No evidence of criminality was uncovered, but it is understood that inquiries were inhibited because investigators could not access encrypted messages the MP sent online.

So they’re angling to at that the encryption bill would help, not that they need a broader icac here, yeah?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

hidys posted:

A Coalition MP having a lovely time in Asia.

What the actual gently caress?

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What the actual gently caress?

Lots of hints its GC but nothing confirmed.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

someone tell GC that you can get a rub and tug basically anywhere in australia

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

bell jar posted:

someone tell GC that you can get a rub and tug basically anywhere in australia

Not from a 12 year old though.

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah
gc not a gc

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Who fucken tonight?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Pile Of Garbage posted:

Has the ALP made any statements in regards to un-loving the DHS and Centrelink in the future? My sister is on Newstart and has to do work for the dole and it's completely hosed. :(

Nope, they don't give a poo poo beyond doing a "review" into it when they get into government.

Sorry, but your leaner sister will just have to get a job :smuggo:

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
img George Christensen whip

My tastes are

Unconventional

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
I can’t bring myself to be that shocked that George Christensen is a pedo sex tourist tbh

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RUWq891nS8

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Solemn Sloth posted:

I can’t bring myself to be that shocked that George Christensen is a pedo sex tourist tbh

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Does your employer know about your partner?

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