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lmao trump sings the Green Acres intro better than the national anthem
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:That's an incredibly restrictive reading of the quorum clause (which I'm sure you know.) It's definitely restrictive and if I were a judge I probably wouldn't buy the legal argument that the constitution mandates in-person voting, but if I were passing laws I wouldn't want that issue sitting out there as a potential hook for the Supreme Court to invalidate all of my legislation. But the real answer is just tradition.
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Vile Pilot posted:Trump is going to be president until 2024 and then Pence is going to take over. It is the Reagan dynasty all over again. Kushner, Ivanka, Don Jr., etc might even become president one day too. Nope. Chimp_On_Stilts posted:Watching the GOP sit on its own balls is pretty fun, but do keep in mind that a lot of government workers can be seriously hurt by a shutdown. At least this time NIH et al are funded, I think? Government shutdowns play utter hell with research.
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HappyHippo posted:The fact that it's got tbt in it makes me feel like an aide wrote it Oh word, you don't think Trump knows how to embed video?
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Rampant Dwickery posted:I keep looking at this and all I can think of is "Daddy horny, Michael." Take a look at banner Michael!
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HappyHippo posted:The fact that it's got tbt in it makes me feel like an aide wrote it Google tells me it means "throwback thursday", so it must have been written by Jr.
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Random Stranger posted:That's how you stop the shutdown: "You cannot go to Mar-A-Lago." Of course, at this point I think things are set in stone until January 3 since they're going to have a hard time pulling anybody back in for a vote over the holidays. They should try, somehow. If not to actually stop the shutdown, at least to just punish Dumbass for it. Skeleton detail, no non-essential travel, must stay in DC.
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I think most likely scenario is sciavino scheduled that tweet before Trump's fit and forgot to delete it.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Yep. He truly is. Christmas Day. Or maybe the day after would be more appropriate when everybody wakes from the collective stupor and has to go rush to do something that's now impeded by a shutdown.
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Dec 20, 2018 21:38
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This is already Trumps dumbest press conference whatever thing yet.
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Poe's Law had a good run. RIP
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Oh, and no far flung bullshit for his worthless kids. Make them all spend the holidays together until the shutdown is ended. It's more economical that way.
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jonathan chait was singing this guy's praises earlier this week he rules
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my favorite thing about this it it only extends funding for the government till february like passing an actual budget with wall money was impossible so.. how about we try to get wall money in exchange for nothing at all
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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:jonathan chait was singing this guy's praises earlier this week https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1075842132680810498
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eke out posted:my favorite thing about this it it only extends funding for the government till february https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1075852562576928770
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Finally, something he can sing better than the national anthem!
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This account is magical. https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1075841979127394305
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Are they trying to ram this through knowing/hoping dems won’t go for it so they can point fingers?
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So like, what, the House passed it? Isn't it DOA in the senate no matter what?
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While Trump shuts down the government to retreat back to Florida so he can Golf, Obama went to a children's hospital and handed out presents
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no but seriously what the gently caress is up with this https://twitter.com/steveholland1/status/1075854889576738818
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ReidRansom posted:So like, what, the House passed it? Isn't it DOA in the senate no matter what? No, the House Republicans were like "here's our fix" they haven't voted yet.
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I don't really see how this ends well, though. I'm still really skeptical the Republicans have any incentive to make a deal.
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Why is he talking about heroin? The steel slats will not stop a single ounce of heroin.
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https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1075784336434053120 https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1075784697156759557 https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1075801278477783040 he's also been retweeting a particularly clever-but-ominous Rudy Giuliani parody account https://twitter.com/DefenseRudy/status/1075772814144106496 https://twitter.com/DefenseRudy/status/1075573783627411457 https://twitter.com/DefenseRudy/status/1075546133663952896 https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1075557395160420353 https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/2785213465
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Boris Galerkin posted:Are they trying to ram this through knowing/hoping dems won’t go for it so they can point fingers? the goal is to throw this back at the Senate but it remains far from clear they even have the votes to get this out of the House
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Solaris 2.0 posted:While Trump shuts down the government to retreat back to Florida so he can Golf, Obama went to a children's hospital and handed out presents If Neoliberal Obama really cared about children, he'd try to abolish the idea of private property.
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Petr posted:I don't really see how this ends well, though. I'm still really skeptical the Republicans have any incentive to make a deal. they're not gonna make a deal, their only option is surrender, and they know it
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evilweasel posted:no but seriously what the gently caress is up with this He's a big dumb idiot who thinks the specific word "wall" is the problem.
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evilweasel posted:no but seriously what the gently caress is up with this lol it's going to be Russian steel isn't it
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Guze posted:He's a big dumb idiot who thinks the specific word "wall" is the problem. And, of course, that people are mostly objecting to the way it'd look
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evilweasel posted:the goal is to throw this back at the Senate but it remains far from clear they even have the votes to get this out of the House Yeah but if they could bring it to the floor and vote for it and have it fail then they could just go on fox and say “look we voted and 100-something dems said no, it’s their fault Christmas is canceled” and everybody who watches Fox News would accept it as gospel. Basically just covering their asses.
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