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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Empress Brosephine posted:

This thread had me thinking of Tech Jargon Relics. Words that used to be common place that isn’t used anymore...what came to my mind was “hyperlink”. No one says Hyperlink anymore. Another one would be http colon slash slash.

You guys got any

buffer underrun

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Less a tech jargon and more an outdated phrase but

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Daughterboard

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Program”

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
I watch a lot Digital Foundry on YouTube, and I find the complaints about frame rate for old games pretty funny. 15-20 FPS was pretty normal, and perfectly payable in most cases.

Perhaps I'm just good at switching my point of reference back to 1996, in the same way that you have to adjust to a novel written in the 60s. It's easier if you lived it. I imagine it's harder for someone who's never played anything below 30 FPS.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

IBM compatible

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Firewire.

AGP.

ISA.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

PM.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

this is shareware

please register

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Delete within 24 hours of downloading.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
ZipDisk

Warez

Sneakernet

Defrag

Netizen

Phreaking

Palmtop

Dual Core

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Queen Combat posted:

Are you telling me that my HiFi system is outdated?



Yes, you should get a new one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSY1iZqH118

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Empress Brosephine posted:

This thread had me thinking of Tech Jargon Relics. Words that used to be common place that isn’t used anymore...what came to my mind was “hyperlink”. No one says Hyperlink anymore. Another one would be http colon slash slash.

You guys got any

I feel like 'cyber' is aging incredibly fast.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


GURU MEDITATION

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gonz posted:


Sneakernet


Look at the thingo someone put under my avatar.

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

Platystemon posted:

“Program”

That's what I was gonna say.
It seems like "app" has somehow become the go-to term even for full fledged x86/x64 stuff. :mad:

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

spaceblancmange posted:

IBM compatible

That’s a good one

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
PCs and computers are now “desktops” even if they’re actually laptops.

I don’t know that I mind “computer” falling out of colloquial use. It’s high time it was recognised as applicable to things like game consoles and smart watches.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Firewire.

AGP.

ISA.
ESDI
SBUS
IPI

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

spaceblancmange posted:

IBM compatible

IBM PC/XT/AT/Jr/compatible

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


MCA
VESA Local Bus
Conventional Memory

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
IRQ


...and not a moment too soon, either.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



JnnyThndrs posted:

IRQ


...and not a moment too soon, either.

IRQ conflicts were the most traumatizing memory of being a preteen/teenager

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

spaceblancmange posted:

IBM compatible

I applied to a job four years ago that required "experience working with IBM compatible computers and programs.”

Didn't get it though. Kind of glad I didn't considering their job descriptions are like 30 years out of date.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

EvilGenius posted:

I watch a lot Digital Foundry on YouTube, and I find the complaints about frame rate for old games pretty funny. 15-20 FPS was pretty normal, and perfectly payable in most cases.

Perhaps I'm just good at switching my point of reference back to 1996, in the same way that you have to adjust to a novel written in the 60s. It's easier if you lived it. I imagine it's harder for someone who's never played anything below 30 FPS.

What are you talking about, AAA console games today dropping below 30 FPS isn't rare

Just look at Fallout 76

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Instant messenger

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

The_White_Crane posted:

That's what I was gonna say.
It seems like "app" has somehow become the go-to term even for full fledged x86/x64 stuff. :mad:
Even though I agree and hate it, to be fair I was complaining about this around a guy who worked for Microsoft in the 1980s and he said they always used that word internally back then anyway, so clearly "program" is the historical aberration :(

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

oohhboy posted:

A lot of problems with the old games is simple quality of life things like UI or things that needed to be automated. It's not that the game is bad the annoyances just stack up enough to be unpleasant.

X-Com has a lot of these things. Equipping your troops every mission is a real pain, night missions mean you have to have another set of equipment. No NVG. You can cheese it somewhat by parking an aircraft till it's day light or burning the map down. Skyranger equipment limits. Becoming an arms dealer is pretty funny. The utter randomness of critical hits causes you to lose people pretty randomly. Having your men crawling across the map is pretty tiresome.


I 1000% agree with you on this. I LOVE the OG X-COM, but the remake is so much more playable. There is much less between you and playing the game. There are only 1 or 2 things that the remake is missing that I consider a detriment. Off the top of my head, the in ability to pick up items off of downed soldiers. Hope your medic isn't the first person killed...

My favorite strat in the original X-COM was to find an alien base and not raid it. Istead, raid the monthly supply ship that comes to it. You will have sooo much Elerium in a couple of months, you will never have money problems.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

spog posted:

I feel like 'cyber' is aging incredibly fast.

I guess you don't work for the government then. It seems like the government learns of a word once, and then that's the word that has to be used for the next 100 years. Hold on, I need to do my cyber awareness challenge on my government information system.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Last Chance posted:

Instant messenger

ICQ
Uh-oh
AIM
Away Message

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Cojawfee posted:

I guess you don't work for the government then. It seems like the government learns of a word once, and then that's the word that has to be used for the next 100 years. Hold on, I need to do my cyber awareness challenge on my government information system.

I'm gonna say that if a technical term is in current use by a government, it is, by definition, horribly out of date.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://twitter.com/Kappa_Kappa/status/688180232226918400

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

AFK

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


sorry, away from... what exactly?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Gonz posted:

ZipDisk

Warez

Sneakernet

Defrag

Netizen

Phreaking

Palmtop

Dual Core



WE DIDN'T START THE FIREWIRE

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

y2k compliant

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Unregistered HyperCam 2

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

BBS.
SLIP / PPP.
LPT1 / COM1 / COM2.
MIDI.
XMS / EMS (I could never remember which was which).

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
PS/2

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NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
Has anyone copied that godawful Packard Bell virtual house thing from circa '96 into VR, where you'd go into room with a stereo and tv for music and video, and a different room for officey stuff?

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