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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Ow, gently caress. I felt that.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://i.imgur.com/aA326ic.mp4

emptyspace
Oct 21, 2008
Seems like it'd be easier to just make a ramp and ride in the bed of the truck.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

emptyspace posted:

Seems like it'd be easier to just make a ramp and ride in the bed of the truck.

Truck isn't rated to hold that kind of weight.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

There needs to be some accountability for enabling the hyper-mega-obese. That person is absolutely not cooking her (I think) own food, and whoever is cooking/delivering her food is committing a slow, gruesome murder. That person can't even get to the door to accept a delivered pizza.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
My work wife is a feeder and I've been putting on weight because of her

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I mean, you're not gonna pick that poo poo up and put it in the bed, those scooters weight a lot more than they seem.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/t7CMhcG.gifv

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Well, I blew on it twice with my toddler lungs. Guess I'll just throw the still-burning match onto this delicate cloth. Egads! No matter, I'll just gently puff at it some more.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

There needs to be some accountability for enabling the hyper-mega-obese. That person is absolutely not cooking her.

I mean, yeah, she wouldn't fit in a typical oven, but maybe the pickup driver is doing a Hawaiian style underground pig roast.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/1074664033356267520

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

This is a terrible blow job.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

jobson groeth posted:

This is a terrible blow job.

Dude comes rushing in to finish it off though. That man's a keeper.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Trump voters, en masse, hearing of the latest daily calamity, quickly tune into fox newsish for words, and are solaced by the propaganda.

Mazel tov:

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

Yo like I get that that person is too grotesquely huge to move and all but can this thread pull up a little from fantasizing about ending people's lives and regarding them as subhuman because jesus christ people.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007





God does not like that church

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I think she even sets the lit match close enough to the book of matches that they are what goes up on the table. Look at the little yellow box

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

CzarChasm posted:

I think she even sets the lit match close enough to the book of matches that they are what goes up on the table. Look at the little yellow box

I think she literally put the match back in the box

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

jesus take the match

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bell jar posted:

jesus take the match

He's too busy carrying some lazy schmuck on the beach that didn't want to walk.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/2TkcVm5.mp4

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/beesandbombs/status/1075012696997793792

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://i.imgur.com/SYHMEeV.mp4

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Glagha posted:

Yo like I get that that person is too grotesquely huge to move and all but can this thread pull up a little from fantasizing about ending people's lives and regarding them as subhuman because jesus christ people.

if anything the grotesquely overweight are modern day martyrs. they dined for our dindins

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/3JYvakA.gifv

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

The first of many a'google results is good enough:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASjLXrbVlMw

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Every once in a while, I'll go back to Bees & Bombs tumblr and just watch for an hour or so. They're all so mesmerizing
https://beesandbombs.tumblr.com/

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/asv05PA.mp4

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45bUOIK2cAo

cnut
May 3, 2016

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/idlebirch/status/988831162016653312

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/bDbYefY.gifv

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/5kAJTPF.mp4

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/JSC8kwk.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgBjJWNG1-Y&t=4m52s

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/DW1uw33.gifv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DtlTeheCjk

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


God, ferrets are so weird. I love 'em :allears:

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/2O49kOT.gifv

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/xHMrn4k.gifv

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/c1hZGzo.mp4

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